Stupidest Things You've Ever Seen on a Bumper Sticker

[That-Guy]

"A woman's place is in the kitchen"

"F**kin' Gonuts" (shaped like the Dunkin' Donuts logo)

"Isn't it hypocritical to favor abortion when you've already been born?"

"Palin 2012"

 

[TheDreamMaster]

It's honestly more offensive then stupid, but the fact some people are still so close-minded amazes me, but I saw an orange car at my work the other day just covered in racist bumper stickers. Some include:

*picture of rebel flag* "If I'd known about this, I'd have picked my own cotton."

*Picture of africa* If they're black, send 'em back.

There were more of varying degress of racist, but right in the middle of them all was one that read "God Bless America." I was like ...........

 

[The Squirrel]

"Palin 2012"

Obama 2008

 

[That-Guy]

It's honestly more offensive then stupid, but the fact some people are still so close-minded amazes me, but I saw an orange car at my work the other day just covered in racist bumper stickers. Some include:

*picture of rebel flag* "If I'd known about this, I'd have picked my own cotton."

*Picture of africa* If they're black, send 'em back.

There were more of varying degress of racist, but right in the middle of them all was one that read "God Bless America." I was like ...........

Hmmm, I think I know whose car you were looking at. He posts here and goes by the name "The Squirrel."

 

[Angel_Faerie]

"Canadian Wolves: Smoke a Pack a Day". I wanted to punch the guy in the face.

 

[Hobgoblin]

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

 

[OctaviusINC]

I always wanted a bumper sticker that read "Bumper Sticker".

 

[SuperFerret]

Words.

 

[Ghostvirus]

It was more a combo of stickers. I saw a person that had a anti was sticker, but also had a pro Darwin sticker. Thought that was cute.

 

[doih]

I dislike the 'Calvin peeing on whatever your object of scorn' bumper sticker.

It's funny though since virtually everything Calvin and Hobbes is unauthorised knockoffs.

 

[Sundancer]

"It shouldn't hurt to be a child"


This isn't stupid, but my reactionary thought is always "Oh, but it's okay for an adult?"

Good message, poorly worded sticker IMO.



Oh, and any election that's already passed.

 

[Golgo-13]

It's honestly more offensive then stupid, but the fact some people are still so close-minded amazes me, but I saw an orange car at my work the other day just covered in racist bumper stickers. Some include:

*picture of rebel flag* "If I'd known about this, I'd have picked my own cotton."

*Picture of africa* If they're black, send 'em back.

There were more of varying degress of racist, but right in the middle of them all was one that read "God Bless America." I was like ...........

 

[Franklin Richards]

Politics and Religion should NEVER be on bumper stickers. You're just asking for trouble.

 

[SuperFerret]

Politics and religion should be kept to yourself.

 

[Marx]

'Palin 2012'

'You betcha'

'God is a Republican'

 

[terry78]

Haha, every other bumper sticker in the parking lot at Purdue is a political or religion-based one. Either about abortion, the past or current administration, something about the war, and so on. There are no stickers that are just funny anymore, they're always making jerkass statements.

 

[Marx]

Haha, every other bumper sticker in the parking lot at Purdue is a political or religion-based one. Either about abortion, the past or current administration, something about the war, and so on. There are no stickers that are just funny anymore, they're always making jerkass statements.

Yeah, I live in a very republican part of Ohio and I have the wonderful pleasure of seeing all kinds of right-leaning bumper stickers.

'NObama'

'I drank the TEA'

'Real American'

'If only the Confederacy had won'

 

[SuperFerret]

I like the "If only the Confederacy won" one. People might actually be happier with politics is that happened.

 

[terry78]

There were reports a while back about people having their cars vandalized due to some stickers though.

 

[The Squirrel]

'If only the Confederacy had won'

Well that's just silly.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I've got to admit, I have some political stickers on my car. My favorite is "Whats the difference between George W Bush and Sarah Palin? LIPSTICK!" I live in a very Republican area of Illinois so I like to stir the pot.

 

[That-Guy]

I like the "If only the Confederacy won" one. People might actually be happier with politics is that happened.

I assume you're referring to white people only?

 

[SuperFerret]

I assume you're referring to white people only?

Nope. Slavery would've ended soon after, and judging by today's politics, the Red/Blue division seems to follow the North/South division. Also, it's easier to please more people if there are less people in your country, so splitting the current U.S. in half would make more people happy.

 

[Wolfwood]

I dislike the 'Calvin peeing on whatever your object of scorn' bumper sticker.

It's funny though since virtually everything Calvin and Hobbes is unauthorised knockoffs.

Yes, I want to vandalize cars every time I see one of those. Such a disservice to Calvin.

Also when they use Calvin as an innocent little child praying in front of the cross. Wow.

 

[That-Guy]

Nope. Slavery would've ended soon after, and judging by today's politics, the Red/Blue division seems to follow the North/South division. Also, it's easier to please more people if there are less people in your country, so splitting the current U.S. in half would make more people happy.

Slavery might have ended eventually anyway (I hope so) but there's no way of knowing that for sure. Remember, segregation lasted until the 70s, so if slavery had been allowed to continue in the South, there's a good chance that it could have gone on for decades longer than it did. And even after it ended, segregation likely would have lasted much longer, probably to this day. It certainly would if Rand Paul had anything to say about it.

It is true that the red/blue division pretty much follows the north/south but a larger, united country tends to be a stronger one. The country has always been divided between the democrats and the republicans, but the extreme left and right stuff really only came back around into the mainstream the past 20 or 30 years. The Bush era really brought it to a head and I don't think it will ever recover.