What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

[Mic]

“Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one. )

Then why the **** did you include it in this thread?

 

[Clobberin' Time]

"Don't follow me, I'm lost too"
"Mums Taxi"
"Toucha mah car I smasha your face"
"Passion Wagon"
"If this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'!"
"This car is owned by a right wanker that thinks bumper stickers are funny"

Made the last one up, obviously.

 

[Ongie]

^This one makes my blood boil.

 

[Mic]

Iv only ever seen a handful, its not really something people do here. The worst was "Beep if you have a horn". Which is just....stupid.

 

[Mr. Credible]

wait........ where did you live? i could have swore i saw a car like that a long time ago.

heh... this was probably 6ish years ago in colorado springs, CO.

 

[Mr. Credible]

^This one makes my blood boil.

what's the matter with that one? i'm a bicyclist, and i almost have been hit by quite a few 'dumb drivers' that come around curves doing nearly twice the speed limit, in areas with no bike path or sidewalk.

 

[Ongie]

Eh... I oftentimes think we drivers get a bad wrap in the bicycling community. I think the bicyclists should be more angry at the government for having us treat them like cars instead of people on bikes.

 

[Super Mark]

I saw this one for sale at a kiosk in the mall:


"If you don't like the way I drive,
get off the sidewalk."

 

[Hoban]

Do people with stickers like "Bush/Cheney" or "Kerry/Edwards" really think they're having an effect?

Could you imagine exit polling?

"So why did you vote for this candidate?"

"Dude, I was undecided until one day I saw this bumper sticker..."

 

[Boom]

"Kerry/Edwards," following Bush's victory.

I still see people driving with it. I don't know if it's denial or sheer laziness.

 

[FunBobPants]

heh... this was probably 6ish years ago in colorado springs, CO.

i saw one about 7 years ago in the same place

 

[Ben Urich]

"Kerry/Edwards," following Bush's victory.

I still see people driving with it. I don't know if it's denial or sheer laziness.

They can't bloody well remove it, can they?