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What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

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What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

I’ve seen quite a few ones that were pretty awful… here are some of the worst:

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen!” (I can’t imagine what kind of idiot would have this on his vehicle, but I should note that it was on the back of a rusted, piece of sh**, 2-wheel drive pick up truck).

“Rear end me if you’re gay.” (I wish society would evolve past making jokes like this.)

“I hate cops.” (Having this one on your car is just plain stupid, I think, though I must say it takes balls.)

“F**kin’ Gonuts” (It was styled like a “Dunkin’ Donuts” label.)

“Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one. :D)
 
Actual sticker:

"Nuke an unborn, gay baby whale for Jesus"

LOL
 
"Unless you're a thong, stop riding my ass!"

What made this one bad was the driver was a big hairy greasy fat guy. :eek:
 
"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective
 
PLAS said:
I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

That's the most logical course of action.
 
"Baby on Board" :rolleyes:


'cause I was going to bash my car into yours...but after seeing the sticker...I've had a change of heart
 
PLAS said:
"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

I'd pay so much money to see that.
 
The Demon said:
I'd pay so much money to see that.
hahaha...same here. on a side note, the worst bumper sticker i have ever seen is by far this one: "George W. Bush: America's Savior" when i saw that sticker i wanted to get out of my car and kick the guy's a$$. but i was afraid he's shoot me with his shotgun. damn rednecks.
 
"Hows my driving?Call 1-800-***-****"

I hate this one simply becaues i called one of those when a trucker hit my friends car, and i was on hold for 56 minutes. WHO THE HELL CALLS THAT NUMBER THAT I HAD TO WAIT 56 MINUTES?!...and why was there an indian lady on the other line?

Bat Child
 
for some reason i hate those "My child recieved blah blah blah from blah Elementary School" ...

i don't know why ... i just do ...
 
Those people who STILL have the "Redefeat Bush" or "Let's not elect him in 2004 either" stickers are starting to annoy me. Bush obviously won, but I guess some people didnt get the memo.
 
Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.
 
The Lumberjack said:
Wait......did you guys just put a hit out on the President?
errrr.... ummm, nope

*runs out*
 
The Demon said:
Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.
meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?
 
"Have you seen my weiner?"and it was a pic of a daschund lol
 
Worst one said : "God Bless President Bush"

Best one i ever saw said "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an *******".. :D
 
Ahh.. the Bush stickers. I forgot about those. Every time I see a sticker that says "W '04" or "Viva Bush" I want to crash my f**king car right into the person.
 
The Demon said:
Bush/Cheney '04

took the words right out of my mouth

PLAS said:
"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I don't know what to say to that. That's...wow, some people are complete morons.
 
PLAS said:
meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?

You know,I just realized....you'd better watch it,dude.

Not only are you gonna have the Secret Service (S.S.) on your ass for joking about shooting the President....but the legislators of Kentucky might ALSO nab you for terrorism,for creating a scenario involving Zombies. :eek:
 

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