Stupidly pointless fears...

[JTStarkiller]

I hear when that happens, a dimensional portal opens.

I don't even wanna think about that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LOL! I see what you're saying about that. I used to be scared *****less by Bill Bixby. I didn't mind when he was normal, and I didn't mind when he had fully turned into the Hulk . . . but when he was just turning, just when his eyes turned green oooooo . Now if I was ever unfortunate enough to see that, it would stay with me all day. And through the night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[Eggyman]

 

[Kahoot]

I think it's funny you picked a green face to cry

 

[KenK]

I fear death. It's stupid, because there's no getting away from it.

 

[Symbiotic]

This is what we call "fake".

 

[Tempest19]

waking up and having ronald mcdonald suffocate me.

walking outside and being shot by the burger king king.

seeing wendy flirting with long john silver.

seeing the burger king teens doing the macarena. those who grew up in the 90s know these guys rocked.

WHY AM I AFRAID OF FAST FOOD CHARACTERS DOING SOME THINGS?

AHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain Planet!]

waking up and having ronald mcdonald suffocate me.

walking outside and being shot by the burger king king.

seeing wendy flirting with long john silver.

seeing the burger king teens doing the macarena. those who grew up in the 90s know these guys rocked.

WHY AM I AFRAID OF FAST FOOD CHARACTERS DOING SOME THINGS?

AHHH!!!!!!!!!

I miss them.

 

[terry78]

Still have a fear of bees.

 

[CorpusBlack]

I hear when that happens, a dimensional portal opens.

So you've seen the lost scene from 'Donnie Darko'.

 

[Lighthouse]

I combined those fears.

I was terrified of Regan from the Exorcist, and I'd be in the shower, washing my hair, and when I had to close my eyes, I'd imagine that Regan was suspended above me bracing herself against the ceiling of the shower, smiling at me, like this:

Thanks Wil, now I have another reason to be scared ****less in the shower.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am afraid of tornados. I live in So. Cal, not a place known for tornados. Yet I fear them more than earthquakes. Go fig.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Candyman. Black people are scary enough but then adding a hook and control over bee's...terrifying the first time I saw that movie.

 

[Addendum]

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And from the same show, the lady afraid of balloons.

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[bullets]

I afraid of old people . I don't want to get old and wrinkled.
It's actually the thing I'm most afraid of . I 'd rather die before that happens.
I've already sat around being spoon fed and pooping my pants , no reason to do that again.

 

[Mellow Maroni]

Balloons...Seriously I'm terrified of balloons, regular everyday party balloons.

 

[KALEL114]

Rejection.

Like me? Please?

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

And from the same show, the lady afraid of balloons.

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Maury needs to stop makin those "I'm not the daddy" episodes & make more like these phobia ones.

 

[bullets]

I want to be a Phobia Expert. That job has to be fun or at least very interesting .

 

[StrainedEyes]

When I take a shower, sometimes when my eyes are shut I quickly think there's someone in the room with me, and I quickly begin to spiral into fear that someone is going to lunge in and stab me or something and I frantically try to finish whatever it is I am doing so I can dry my eyes and look.

Damn imagination.

 

[Joker]

Every once in a while, when I havent slept for a day or so, I get extreme paranoia...like, I'll have to stand/sit with my back to a wall so I know no one can get me...and it's ridiculous.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

What about the wall-demons?

 

[Joker]

they cant get you when you have the lights on, or are under the covers

 

[DA Dent]

Before I use the restroom, I check behind the shower certain. Lets just say it started from a hide-and-seek game gone wrong.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

they cant get you when you have the lights on, or are under the covers

True, but you can't hide from;

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