Supes side job

[Flash-er]

http://s33.photobucket.com/albums/d96/Gorkous/?action=view&current=party.jpg


Above is a link to a picture of Black Canary's bachlorette party...
Okay, at a bachlorette party, if there's only one guy there, what has always been his purpose?

 

[Kebab gud]

yes.. superman is a superstripper

 

[Manic]

Well, he's clearly coming out of the cake.

That's gotta be mighty awkward for Power Girl.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Why? He's just an alternate world's incarnation of her dead cousin; it's not like she's related to him. Or, at least, that version of him.

 

[Mister J]

Of course, he could strip and put his suit back before anyone would see anything and still technically, fulfill his role.

Well, Power Girl probably could see, but her eyes should be closed. Diana might be able to sneak a peek, but I like to think she's seen it all (mistakenly walking in on him in the JLA shower, a random game of Truth or Dare on a slow night at the Watchtower, whatever). No big there.

Then again, that looks like Lois behind Diana. Supes won't be doing anything but making balloon animals.

 

[Darthphere]

Hate. This. ****.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hate. This. ****.

D. To. The. Itto.

 

[Manic]

Then again, that looks like Lois behind Diana. Supes won't be doing anything but making balloon animals.

Unless Lois swings.

 

[Fledermaus]

Then again, that looks like Lois behind Diana. Supes won't be doing anything but making balloon animals.

With his dick.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Um... ow? He's Superman, not Plastic Man...

 

[Mister J]

The should have so invited Plastic Man instead.

 

[Tropico]

Eh, it could be some guy that looks like him and Zatanna is making him fly.

 

[Fledermaus]

With this whole 'Everything Silver Age is new again", there's no telling what super-power Superman's cock could possess.

 

[Manic]

With this whole 'Everything Silver Age is new again", there's no telling what super-power Superman's cock could possess.

Super Testicular Ventriloquism.

 

[Laplace_Zombie]

There's TV already covering the "talking *****" spot.

 

[Eros]

first he cries, now he is appearing at Bachlorette parties, supermans feminate side is really showing in recent years. Can't wait till he shows up at Black canary's baby shower.

 

[Mister J]

...and then, the baby turns out to be Roy's.

 

[Flash-er]

Hate. This. ****.

Hate what? This post? Then don't write anything. Simple, no? Hate supes being a stripper? Well, ya gots ta pay da bills.

D. To. The. Itto.

and yet... here you are.


And lois could easily swing from his jingly. He's not just strong in the arms you know. And I think the baby should be Connor's. t:

 

[Manic]

Connor could never be the father of Dinah's baby. He's too nice to sleep with his dad's fiance.

Now Roy...?

 

[Flash-er]

Aww... c'mon now! Ollie's gotta have a bachelor party and so Connor can get drunk, go home. Dinah can come to him, confused as to whether it's the right thing to get married and BAM! instant results! well, in 9 months I guess.

 

[Manic]

Connor doesn't even get drunk. Remember that time Roy took him to the nudie bar, and all Connor had to drink was a mineral water some weak s*** like that?

 

[Varient]

(chuckle)
I am curious as to the kind of Party Ollie would be having,.............

 

[Steelsheen]

Of course, he could strip and put his suit back before anyone would see anything and still technically, fulfill his role.

Well, Power Girl probably could see, but her eyes should be closed. Diana might be able to sneak a peek, but I like to think she's seen it all (mistakenly walking in on him in the JLA shower, a random game of Truth or Dare on a slow night at the Watchtower, whatever). No big there.

Then again, that looks like Lois behind Diana. Supes won't be doing anything but making balloon animals.

LOL!

(chuckle)
I am curious as to the kind of Party Ollie would be having,.............

there you go!

who do you think will be jumping out of his cake?

 

[Assassin]

could this place get any geekier? F***!

 

[hippie_hunter]

who do you think will be jumping out of his cake?

Power Girl....naked