http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57586955/tom-hardy-to-play-elton-john/ Wha....? My (confused, swirling) thoughts: 1) Hardy looks nothing like Elton John (and is far more handsome than Elton's ever been). 2) While the greater part of me is "oh dear God, no, why??", I admit a small part of me does have a perverse desire to see Hardy decked out in a full-blown Elton outfit, just to see the looks on the faces of people who know him only from stuff like Warrior or Bane. This is still one of the weirdest things I've heard for a while though.