Teenage fellas...you might want to read this

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  1. knowsbleed Registered

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    http://wbztv.com/local/teen.girls.std.2.674611.html

    Quit having sex kids...you're all babies. Yuck...just play the Wii or something.
     
  2. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Oh, we knew that **** from day one. That's common knowledge, brah.

    I was listening to this morning show today and they were talking to this 16 year old who said she went on spring break last year, got straight ****ed on vodka and slept with 17 guys in one night, according to her friends who informed her after she blacked out.
     
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    This wasn't directed at you old foolio. I'm warning the youngsters[/staresatmerk]
     
  4. Drakon I got a rock.

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    Instead they're playing with each others' Wii.
     
  5. knowsbleed Registered

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    Wii play? smh
     
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    Should be re-titled: "Teenage fellas and skeezy dirtbags..."
     
  7. knowsbleed Registered

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    "Hey girl, you blacked out and 17 dudes had LOTS of fun...can I borrow your shoes?"
     
  8. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    I'm proud to say I'm not a statistic. I do not have any STDs :woot:

    (well I have AIDS, but its not an STD. Its my fish's name.)
     
  9. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    :lmao:
     
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    Where was I during these Spring Breaks? Damn 90s were no fun.
     
  11. PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    Can you spot the STD before it's too late?
     
  12. Drakon I got a rock.

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    Funny story. So is Noir's.

    Coincidence? Hmm..
     
  13. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    ^The chubby one always is the first to get the clap.
     
  14. Sawyer High King

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    Just always wear a bag...
     
  15. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    What is a coincidence?
     
  16. knowsbleed Registered

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    [muffled]mmrrrm...now what?[/muffled]

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  17. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    Exactly what i was thinking!
     
  18. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Haha
     
  19. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    2nd one, she looks uncomfortable...and has a strange nose...
     
  20. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    The 4th one wearing the purple dress. Ugh.
     
  21. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    It's a trick question they all have one....:rolleyes:
     
  22. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    that means there's 12 clean womens out there....by the power of mathmatics:wow::wow:
     
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    The good thing is that the #1 STD of those girls tested was HPV, and that doesn't do anything to males.
     
  24. daniPHANTOM Wanted: Dead or Alive

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    Males can still get HPV dear.
    They just can't get cervical cancer...
     
  25. Logan's Runt Runtmuffin

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    I think its the third one, she's hiding her body and trying to emphasize her giant mouth.

    Though the second one does look like she doesn't want to be touched, and the fourth looks like a ****e so she's a good candidate.

    Its probably the last one you'd guess, which leaves Pippi Nippletitays in the front there. :up:
     

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