Teenage fellas...you might want to read this

[jaguarr]

Be wary, young ones. You see this out at a party.....avoid at all costs. It's swimming in it.

That right there is what was referred to as a "Party Pig" when I was in college.

jag

 

[Eggyman]

Ok, now I'm worried. You show me a picture like that and all I'm doing is trying to read the label on the bottle.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That right there is what was referred to as a "Party Pig" when I was in college.

jag

"Sex Cow"

 

[jaguarr]

"Sex Cow"

Haha! But....that implies that someone tapped it. :feelsill:

jag

 

[daniPHANTOM]

Be wary, young ones. You see this out at a party.....avoid at all costs. It's swimming in it.

Maybe she should stop drinking.
Or at least switch to light beer...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Haha! But....that implies that someone tapped it. :feelsill:

.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Be wary, young ones. You see this out at a party.....avoid at all costs. It's swimming in it.

Ugh, I know too well. I once got cornered by three of them. Three!

I barely got out with my zipper still up.

 

[lollycop]

Holy crap, I hang out with 5 girls everyday and they are 15 and so am I

 

[Untilteld]

lollypanda?!

 

[Mee]

"Sex Cow"

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

 

[lollycop]

lollypanda?!

Yup i'm back after a 4 month ban...

 

[jaguarr]

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

Oh, Mee....

jag

 

[Mee]

You were suposed to say-

 

[jaguarr]

I couldn't do it. I had to put all my energy into not vomiting.

jag

 

[Mee]

I only make uber-lame jokes on purpose.





(^I'm not even sure what I'm trying to say there)

 

[Gamma Ray]

I never understood why it was so important to have sex at this age. This is another case where religion is right.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I'm glad I don't know any hot girls.

 

[jaguarr]

I only make uber-lame jokes on purpose.





(^I'm not even sure what I'm trying to say there)

No, it was a pretty good joke, actually. It just made me want to vomit.

jag

 

[Mee]

She's human too jag.

 

[jaguarr]

She's human too jag.

You say that like it's true or something. Haha!

jag

 

[DBella]

Can you spot the STD before it's too late?

The one in purple. She looks like she's "been around" and look at how she's leaning on the girl in front of her. She looks like she knows how to hump.

 

[terry78]

^The one in the turquoise blue would be a practice girl.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

^The one in the turquoise blue would be a practice girl.

Hilarious.

 

[Captain Planet!]

The worst thing is, these teenagers with STDs will become adults with STDs, and then the adult's children will get STDs at a young age, which would frighten me from doing it with anybody, and I will be the 68 year old virgin.