Two-Face
Harvey Dent
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Attaboy.
More like James Gordon: Year One.
Attaboy.
All the cool people are left handed.
Or ambidextrous
Or ambidextrous
True.
"Lefty's are of the Right mind"
My grandmother gave me a button with that saying when I was but a small kid. I loved it. :heart:
Nope, they just can't make up their minds.
Indecisive.
Skilled
Takes you two hands to do everything I can do with one.
I'm ambidextrous also. Shut the **** up
Takes you two hands to do everything I can do with one.
Do it right, you don't need two hands.
Do it right, you don't need two hands.
Oh, I can do them with one.
It just gets the job done quicker if I use two
Somebody done lied to you if they told you quicker is better.
More like Shut Up: Right Now.More like James Gordon: Year One.
Hey, ****ing isn't as easy as it looks. I know I make it look easy but it's hard work so gimme some credit, dammit!Oh shut up. Everyone loves you....attention ****e.
I fear it, but I do not loathe it.I do, but if you don't love my feet you don't love me.
No, it's not you. It's me. I have no sense of humor at all. I fail at life.No, of course not. I have a great life.
Once again, my sense of humor fails me.
No, it's not you. It's me. I have no sense of humor at all. I fail at life.
Reading that brought tears to my eyes and made me wish I was you, for that brief moment. And yes you did blow it. I would've been so much cooler. I'd fall at his feet and grovel and begged him to come home with me.Its kind of embarrassing. And long!
I was working my early morning shift at the Albuquerque International Sunport. It was about 6am, and I was on the walk through metal detector of my line. It was December of 2005, nearing Christmas, so it was a madhouse even that early. And there he was. Standing in my line, taking off his shoes and emptying his pockets. I was in total disbelief. I knew he was around the state filming 3:10 to Yuma with Russel Crowe, but I never would have expected it!
He was with his wife and his little daughter, and he was having trouble putting the stroller into the X-ray machine. The wheels were down, and it won't go through unless the wheels are up. I could have just told him to flip it over, but I was in such shock I couldn't think of what to say. So all I said was, "You might want to move that.
So he did "move that", back and forth, and I just kept saying it over and over. Finally a coworker saw him having trouble and flipped it over for him, and I said, "Yeah, move that!"
Okay, so I totally looked like an idiot already, so I wanted to fix it. I didn't want to tell him he was awesome in Batman since I was certain he hears it all the time, so I told him, "I loved you in Equilibrium!" He gave me the weirdest look and said, "Really?" and I waved for him to come through.
Now he's ready for me to clear him to go get his stuff, but I've already said something dumb twice now, and I wasn't quite ready for him to leave me! So quickly I asked him, "Want to hear a story?" He said yes!
I didn't have a story. I had to think of something really fast, so I said, "Why is it that tall people like you don't duck through the metal detector but short people do?" He said he had no idea, and finally started to walk away. D'oh!
Thankfully, when I waved his little daughter through she ran up to me and grabbed my hand, and he and his wife had to take a few seconds to pry her off of me, so I got a few more seconds of face time.
I blew it, huh?
So sad...
Just try and be happy with yourself, man. Like it or not, you're stuck with yourself
Don't rub it in, dammit!
So sad...