Tenn. couple arrested for assault with Cheetos

[Bill]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_cheetos_assault

It truly ain't easy being cheesy.

Well, if they had used something pointy and sharp like Doritos, then who knows what damage might have ensued.

 

[Aluchak]

Spousal abuse has never tasted this good before.

 

[Fading]

"Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt."

Well no ****. They're ****ing cheetos.

Tch....guess you've never had cheetos stuck up your nose or in your ears!....Well I haven't either...but I bet it'd annoy you for a few seconds or something, maybe cause you to sneeze.

Now if these were doritos, I'd expect a death sentence. You could lop a head off with one of those, especially if they get stale.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Tch....guess you've never had cheetos stuck up your nose or in your ears!....Well I haven't either...but I bet it'd annoy you for a few seconds or something, maybe cause you to sneeze.

Now if these were doritos, I'd expect a death sentence. You could lop a head off with one of those, especially if they get stale.

I just hate it when they get stuck in your teeth.