Terrible T. Rex Was a Slowpoke

[Orko Is King]

My childhood is getting raped without a lubricated condom.

I looked up to you, Rex! I LOOKED UP TO YOU!!!

 

[Ice-man]

Scariest bunch of dinosaurs of ive ever seen, id hate to mess with these guys

Spoiler

 

[DorkyFresh]

Long live the Triceratops!!!

triple horns was always my fave as a kid.

 

[Captain_Death]

triple horns was always my fave as a kid.

 

[Kmack]

Heard aboout this a while back. Goes along with the theory of T-Rex being a scavenger and not a hunter I guess.

Yeah, makes a lot of sense now I guess.

 

[PhotoJones]

This is indeed just the latest item in an ongoing historical revisionist smear campaign against the tyrannosaurus rex. First that whole "he was a scavenger" argument, then the insulting suggestion that T-rex might have had feathers, now the claim that he couldn't even run down a human being.

I tell you, there are anti-T-rex forces at work here that are trying to erode the traditional image of T-rex as the coolest dinosaur ever and I for one am not buying into this poisonous propaganda!

Exactly. Fellow Hypesters, do not believe the recent "reports" about the T-Rex. The T-Rex remains the coolest dinosaur that ever ran the Earth. I can only assume this path of slander and libel will continue throughout the entire prehistoric kingdom.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Ankylosaurus would kick T-Rex's butt.

In fact, it did. XD

 

[PhotoJones]

Ankylosaurus would kick T-Rex's butt.

In fact, it did. XD

That's simply not true.

 

[Halcohol]

Ankylosaurus would kick T-Rex's butt.

In fact, it did. XD

What I wouldn't give to have evolved with a freakin' CLUB attached to my ass. In a completely non-ghey manner, of course.

 

[Carcharodon]

What I wouldn't give to have evolved with a freakin' CLUB attached to my ass. In a completely non-ghey manner, of course.

Impossible.

 

[Speedball]

That's simply not true.

But it it possible.

 

[PhotoJones]

But it it possible.

No, it itn't.

 

[Speedball]

No, it itn't.

Yes it is. They both lives in the Cretaceous period, around the same time and same area.

 

[Themanofbat]

Impossible.

You sig doesn't have the same pizazz with the "Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:" before the "Less".

 

[Themanofbat]

triple horns was always my fave as a kid.

Long live the Triceratops!!!

 

[Halcohol]

You sig doesn't have the same pizazz with the "Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:" before the "Less".

I disagree. I clicked it a minute ago and burst out laughing.

 

[Carcharodon]

You sig doesn't have the same pizazz with the "Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:" before the "Less".

Lol I know, I've been too lazy to change it.



God I must have had that for going on two years.

 

[Themanofbat]

I disagree. I clicked it a minute ago and burst out laughing.

Yeah, but in the old days, you would read "I'm Peter Pan" with a simple black square next to the Pan part, and if you held you're mouse over it, you would read the word "Pantless" in it's entirety and had a better effect.

But I'm glad it gave you a chuckle.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

I hate those velociraptors, just once I'd like to see them lose (not counting that whole extinction thing)

 

[DorkyFresh]

Exactly. Fellow Hypesters, do not believe the recent "reports" about the T-Rex.

*sarcasm* okay...i won't listen to what educated scientists say. T-Rex was a fast predator, global warming doesn't exist, and Earth was literally made in 7 days...

oh yeah, i forgot....everything revolves around Earth.

 

[Halcohol]

I think the T-Rex would've been even more frightening if it had a small mane of feathers or something.

Well, honestly, if a 14,000 lb reptile was roaring at me, I'd probably be impressed regardless.

 

[PhotoJones]

*sarcasm* okay...i won't listen to what educated scientists say. T-Rex was a fast predator, global warming doesn't exist, and Earth was literally made in 7 days...

oh yeah, i forgot....everything revolves around Earth.

Exactly.

 

[OverMyHead]

What do you expect?

Think of him/her as a lion.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

This is all protriceratops propaganda.

 

[PhotoJones]

This is all protriceratops propaganda.

It's all bull****, plain and simple.