Terry's got some ***** in his crib tonight

[terry78]

There was this little white stray kitten(ironically after the fat cat story) that basically followed me as soon as I got out of the car earlier and would not stop. I asked a couple people near me if they owned it, they said no, so I'm gonna bring him in for the evening and take his little ass by the humane society shelter tomorrow after work. I still got an old ferret cage that's kinda roomy I'm letting him crash in tonight with the bed, hook up some Whiskas and some milk for him. I'm trying to be careful with him as I know the little bastard is still feral and I ain't trying to get rabies. Any of you got cats, and any suggestions as far as watching him tonight before I drop him off tomorrow?

 

[Arcturus]

Well, it seems everything is set. You've given him food, and some milk. Maybe give him some water as well. You're only watching after the cat just for the night anyways. If the cat is feral as you suggest, then be cautious because he may have an infection of some kind.

 

[Carcharodon]

I touched a puss on 6 different occasions today.

Spoiler

No, really. A Giant Pacific Octopus we have on display. Her name is Mia, and she's getting more and more social. She usually touches me with her arms and suckers, but today she actually let me pet her head/mantle. It was pretty freakin' badass and she's awesome.

Advice: if you wake up and the cat is covering your face, don't panic. Leave the house, and call an exorcist.

 

[terry78]

Oh, his ass will be under lockdown in the cage. He's been meowing and following me around the apartment...actually trying to climb up me as we speak. If I didn't hate cats I'd keep the old boy.

 

[Arcturus]

Also, if you have any string, you can try to keep the cat entertained. That way, he'll be occupied for awhile.

 

[Nirvana]

Do not give him milk. They get diarrhea if you do.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, his ass will be under lockdown in the cage. He's been meowing and following me around the apartment...actually trying to climb up me as we speak. If I didn't hate cats I'd keep the old boy.

Yeah, you say that now. Come tomorrow morning, however, you'll be one of... us.

 

[hammy]

Yeah, that cat ain't going anywhere.

 

[Darthphere]

Do not give him milk. They get diarrhea if you do.

 

[Prison Mike]

the thread title is hilarious

 

[bunk]

Doesn't sound like a feral cat approaching you like that. Interesting.

If it acts too crazy, just play some Chocolate Rain. Calmed down my kitten the night I found her.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Thanks for informing us.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Goddamn it terry! Why you gotta disappoint me like that? Haha, but seriously when we had found a cat they (humane society) said that they would only take the cat if it was hurt. So we gave it to my sister's friend who lives out in the country and has a HUGE yard.

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh, his ass will be under lockdown in the cage. He's been meowing and following me around the apartment...actually trying to climb up me as we speak. If I didn't hate cats I'd keep the old boy.

Whatever, you heathen Take him to the vet for an examination and shots, and then he's yours! :heart:

He's right. Dairy products = diarrhea.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Goddamn it terry! Why you gotta disappoint me like that? Haha, but seriously when we had found a cat they (humane society) said that they would only take the cat if it was hurt. So we gave it to my sister's friend who lives out in the country and has a HUGE yard.

Yes. A "HUGE" yard is necessary for a cat.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Are you a Cat? Would you know? That's what I thought. See, I'm part cat...

 

[AndThePickles]

 

[tzarinna]

I was going to share that I got some d***k, but you've ruined that now.

*Anyway, I found a kitten in the middle of the road a couple weeks back. Long story about the guy I;m dating and he's allergic to cats, I now have 3....yadda, yadda, yadda...I still get sex.

 

[Nirvana]

He's right. Dairy products = diarrhea.

What she said.

 

[Darthphere]

Everything I knew has been destroyed.

 

[Nirvana]

Everything I knew has been destroyed.

These things happen, Man...You'll pull through.

 

[psychocheeseman]

I touched a puss on 6 different occasions today.

Spoiler

No, really. A Giant Pacific Octopus we have on display. Her name is Mia, and she's getting more and more social. She usually touches me with her arms and suckers, but today she actually let me pet her head/mantle. It was pretty freakin' badass and she's awesome.

Advice: if you wake up and the cat is covering your face, don't panic. Leave the house, and call an exorcist.

Man, you have the coolest job ever!

 

[Manic]

You can say ***** on the Hype!? So many crude jokes untold...

 

[Warhammer]

This reminds me of that story about the little orange kitten that would not leave him alone that one night. I got out of my car, and bam, there he was. He followed me, and I stayed with him for an hour. He was so friendly. In the end, his friendliness helped me out, because he eventually became interested in another couple and walked over there. After he walked over there, I dipped as fast as I could so he couldn't find me.

 

[bunk]

This reminds me of that story about the little orange kitten that would not leave him alone that one night. I got out of my car, and bam, there he was. He followed me, and I stayed with him for an hour. He was so friendly. In the end, his friendliness helped me out, because he eventually became interested in another couple and walked over there. After he walked over there, I dipped as fast as I could so he couldn't find me.

Later on a bus drove by with the phone number on the side you had jotted down for him.