Homeless Guy In My Lobby

[Dew k. Mosi]

I can't believe you people are flaming him for being concerned. Whether or not this guy was just sleeping in the lobby or not, he is not supposed to be there. People pay rent and expect that they aren't going to have to dodge bums in the lobby.

 

[Bubonic]

Thank you Dew K., I actually had the other tenants wellbeing in mind. Many would just sort of ignore the situation, and maybe the guy was a sweetheart down on his luck but chances are he might be dangerous if provoked.

 

[Cousin Itt]

He gets out of the lobby strutting and acting hard, mumbles something about the people he knows and he lingers in front of my apartment telling me to get lost.

People he knows?

Other homeless people?

Maybe he's gonna have a lobby sleepover party with his homeless buddies.

 

[Bubonic]

That would smell like a can of bottled farts and sardines.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Thank you Dew K., I actually had the other tenants wellbeing in mind. Many would just sort of ignore the situation, and maybe the guy was a sweetheart down on his luck but chances are he might be dangerous if provoked.

seriously, you don't this guy. I am right with you, Bubonic

 

[[A]]

What should I do?

You should give him some purified water. It'll help you gain karma..

Wait.. dammit, I've been playing FALLOUT 3 a lot

 

[Bubonic]

seriously, you don't this guy. I am right with you, Bubonic

I certainly didn't him that's for sure, and I wouldn't either.
Thanks for the support

You should give him some purified water. It'll help you gain karma..

Wait.. dammit, I've been playing FALLOUT 3 a lot

Has it made your computer crash, I've heard a lot of people complain about this... My friend has it and it looks so very awesome.

Unfortunately my own computer probably can't even run the first Fallout ... It's the homeless guy of computers.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Nah, going to focus on the young punk ones, they seem to have more unity then randomized homeless guys.

But you'd get the most random, crazy answers to your questions.

 

[Bubonic]

But you'd get the most random, crazy answers to your questions.

Interviewing drunken crazies will make for a hell of a paper.
It's going to be rookie academia stuff, perhaps something as simple as delving into the reasons why and how they ended up like they did.

****, I really need to get that started.

 

[Ghostvirus]

You should give him some purified water. It'll help you gain karma..

Wait.. dammit, I've been playing FALLOUT 3 a lot

Does giving him water do anything but give you karma. I mean does he ever get up off his ass & do something!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Next time he gets in your face just be like "Get outta my face, you bum!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Tell him - while having your wrist bent and wearing skinny jeans - that the next time he falls asleep in your lobby he'll wake up with a sore ass and a couple of juicy STDs.

Ahhh Eggy, you've done it again!! Post of the.........well the greatest post i've seen!

I would wait untill he is asleep and do silly things to him like draw a dick on his forehead or put his hand in some warm water so he pisses himself. Or if i was feeling really naught i'd hit him on the head with a frying pan. I've always wanted to do that for some reason.

 

[Victarion]

1.) Send out a flyer for a hot dog cookout in the lobby.

2.) Douse the homeless guy in gasoline while he's asleep.

3.) Throw a match at him.

4.) Socialize with the tennants.

Problem solved.