Homeless Guy In My Lobby

[Bubonic]

What should I do?

It's the second or third night I seem him sleeping in my lobby area, first times I ignored it as an act of good grace, but now I'm pissed the **** off.

He's a white guy heading into his thirties wearing gangster apparel like wu-tang clan crap and I don't like that he is sleeping there when my girlfriend(technically my ex) is out drinking and going to come back with this guy there.

I just warned him now, told him to leave, find another place, go to a shelter, et cetera. Then he said some sketchy **** about the sun not rising for me tomorrow... I ask him if that is a death threat and he says it is some ****ing song lyric.

He gets out of the lobby strutting and acting hard, mumbles something about the people he knows and he lingers in front of my apartment telling me to get lost.

I feel calling the police is maybe over reactive, and then again I felt like punching his face off for the ambiguous threats.

Any ideas?

Hell, not even sure if he is down there anymore, although he did eluded to the fact he'd be back in my ****ing lobby again soon as I was gone.

 

[RKO]

Spray him with the hose.

 

[Bubonic]

Spray him with the hose.

It would do him some good, unfortunately I don't have a hose and hell if I know where the nearest water outlet as far as the lobby is concerned.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Be the kind wise man that you are and give him a freak show...er I mean...lol. I have so many ideas in my head right now...

lets see...

strip tease...
lap dance..

then spray him with the hose...

no. thats just wrong. You know, like a good wise man would do is give the homeless guy some respect... give him a *****.... cat.

or... some $$$ and food.

 

[Star]

Call the fuzz!

 

[Bubonic]

I'm not much for wisdom, probably being a victim of sarcasm and I'm missing it at the moment...

I ain't rolling in money and food as is, sure I'm a bit insensitive but he can go be homeless somewhere the **** else like under a bridge and not in my damned lobby.

In retrospect I'd of been better off going down there with a can of beans and a smile instead of a hot head, but I'm tired and pissed off and I don't want to have to worry about this guy doing something.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Reminds me when this homeless chick tried to sell me stickers...

geez. why on earth would I need stickers for?

 

[Bubonic]

Reminds me when this homeless chick tried to sell me stickers...

geez. why on earth would I need stickers for?

Well, at least she was trying to do something. And selling something other then herself.

Plus kids like stickers.

And chick homeless people aren't usually as sketchy as potential rapist/serial killer homeless people...

What pissed me off about this guy is that he alluded to some ****ing connections he has, I guess to teach me how to be a proper person... And I'm thinking to myself ... If he's got connections then why the **** is he sleeping in my lobby?

 

[Tyrinus]

Well, at least she was trying to do something. And selling something other then herself.

Plus kids like stickers.

And chick homeless people aren't usually as sketchy as potential rapist/serial killer homeless people...

What pissed me off about this guy is that he alluded to some ****ing connections he has, I guess to teach me how to be a proper person... And I'm thinking to myself ... If he's got connections then why the **** is he sleeping in my lobby?

Exactly.
Hey he's loitering/trespassing, call the cops. Technically it is a safety issue if someone is in the building that's not supposed to be.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Well...when he's asleep, drag him outside...

 

[Bubonic]

Just checked things out again, seems like he is gone.

Am I a prick for being uptight about people sleeping in the lobby? I mean, he was just sleeping there, but what do I know of him? How am I supposed to react to this... I don't live in the frigging Ritz but I expect better then this.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Oh so he was sleeping. Well so much for that idea.


muahahaha...muahahahahahahahahaha hahaha haha...heh...yeah..heh.haha..ugh hehe...heh...right..um okay.

 

[Bubonic]

Yes he was, and I woke him up and told him to move on.
Apart from what I said he also enquired if I knew what it was to be a normal human being and such.

 

[chaseter]

How mean are you *** holes?

Do the polite thing and murder him.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Set off a firecracker close by and laugh when he wakes up.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You know, it's better he's in the lobby and not in your bathroom.

 

[Untilteld]

im in ur lobbeez, sleepin awai.

 

[Schlosser85]

When he got all wannabe gangsta with you about "mah connect-shunz", you should have asked "then how come you're here?"

 

[Eggyman]

Tell him - while having your wrist bent and wearing skinny jeans - that the next time he falls asleep in your lobby he'll wake up with a sore ass and a couple of juicy STDs.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Drive him off somewhere. Take him to the police, or a medium.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Pimp slap him and say "GET THE FRIG OUTTA MY APPARTMENT!"

 

[xisaacx]

What if its really Jesus and disguise and its a test, and when you get to heaven. Hell be like well you aren't getting in here, so whose homeless now ***** and then kicks you out? No but seriously, if hes posing no immediate threat to you leave him be. Make him a sandwich, times are hard in the economy so just have a heart and clutch your wallet tight.

 

[I Am The Knight]

What if its really Jesus and disguise and its a test, and when you get to heaven. Hell be like well you aren't getting in here, so whose homeless now ***** and then kicks you out? No but seriously, if hes posing no immediate threat to you leave him be. Make him a sandwich, times are hard in the economy so just have a heart and clutch your wallet tight.

t:t:t:

 

[SWAT]

Go all Patrick Bateman on his ass!

 

[Go Web Go!]

Call the Po', report the threats, and give the fool a comfy place to sleep at night along with a nice meal a day and a few new friends.