Text "M" For Murder
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PART III
farmerfran: What was that noise?
jaguarr: Dog's dead body passing gas one last time. jag
Mee: A fart from beyond the grave!
StorminNorman: I am so going to write a screenplay based on that.
DBella: Boys
Mister J: I think we can narrow the suspects.
Erzengel: Tell me.
Mister J: It could be GR87, kainedamo or JAL.
Erzengel: Ah yes, DL did poke fun at them on the Dog Lips Radio Show...the episode about love advice. They wanted revenge! Which of you killed the Dog?
Ghostrider87: Don't post stuff like that again. I didn't kill him and I will prove you wrong.
kainedamo: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
Immortalfire: Ok, so now we some semi-solid suspects. What now?
Erzengel: Now we find a murder weapon. Spread and search.
*everyone looks around*
Darthphere: I'm getting a whiff of gunpowder over here.
Erzengel: Given the position DL was in, the gun could have been fired from over here.
farmerfran: Teddy was over here, I'm sure of it.
TEDDY: Da Bear is many things, but I'm not a killer.
Mee: Just a rapist.
Darthphere: Hey, where'd Snipershot go?
DBella: He's right here, I'm sorry to say.
Immortalfire: If the killer was standing here, he moves fast. The lights went out, a shot, and lights were back on.
JAL: The Flash?
Darth Elektra: Too bad we don't have replay cameras.
Mister J: Maybe we do. Kaine, fork over your minature closed circuit system.
kainedamo: But..
Erzengel: Gimmie!
DBella: Why is he carrying a minature closed circuit TV system?
jaguarr: It must be a stalker thing. jag
*they set it up*
Erzengel: Ok, let's take a look. Kaine was apparently filming everything, all evening.
*on the screen...*
Darth Elektra: There's Dog Lips...watch the area behind him...
Mee: Not much good, the lights go down too fast.
Mister J: I can slow it down a bit.
*the video is slowed, and in a half instant before the lights go out, a figure seems to rise out of the floor*
Erzengel: Whoa.
farmerfran: A trap door?
StorminNorman: The plot thickens...
To Be Continuted....
farmerfran: What was that noise?
jaguarr: Dog's dead body passing gas one last time. jag
Mee: A fart from beyond the grave!
StorminNorman: I am so going to write a screenplay based on that.
DBella: Boys
Mister J: I think we can narrow the suspects.
Erzengel: Tell me.
Mister J: It could be GR87, kainedamo or JAL.
Erzengel: Ah yes, DL did poke fun at them on the Dog Lips Radio Show...the episode about love advice. They wanted revenge! Which of you killed the Dog?
Ghostrider87: Don't post stuff like that again. I didn't kill him and I will prove you wrong.
kainedamo: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
Immortalfire: Ok, so now we some semi-solid suspects. What now?
Erzengel: Now we find a murder weapon. Spread and search.
*everyone looks around*
Darthphere: I'm getting a whiff of gunpowder over here.
Erzengel: Given the position DL was in, the gun could have been fired from over here.
farmerfran: Teddy was over here, I'm sure of it.
TEDDY: Da Bear is many things, but I'm not a killer.
Mee: Just a rapist.
Darthphere: Hey, where'd Snipershot go?
DBella: He's right here, I'm sorry to say.
Immortalfire: If the killer was standing here, he moves fast. The lights went out, a shot, and lights were back on.
JAL: The Flash?
Darth Elektra: Too bad we don't have replay cameras.
Mister J: Maybe we do. Kaine, fork over your minature closed circuit system.
kainedamo: But..
Erzengel: Gimmie!
DBella: Why is he carrying a minature closed circuit TV system?
jaguarr: It must be a stalker thing. jag
*they set it up*
Erzengel: Ok, let's take a look. Kaine was apparently filming everything, all evening.
*on the screen...*
Darth Elektra: There's Dog Lips...watch the area behind him...
Mee: Not much good, the lights go down too fast.
Mister J: I can slow it down a bit.
*the video is slowed, and in a half instant before the lights go out, a figure seems to rise out of the floor*
Erzengel: Whoa.
farmerfran: A trap door?
StorminNorman: The plot thickens...
To Be Continuted....
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PART IV
Immortalfire: Well, if there was a trap door here, it's sure not opening.
StorminNorman: *stomps the floor* Solid as a rock.
kainedamo: Solid as my...
Erzengel: Stop.
DBella: Thank you. So what now?
farmerfran: Now we take a snack break.
Mee: Cookies?
Snipershot: Boobz?!
TEDDY: TEDDY?!
Mister J: Let's review.
*Soon...*
Darth Elektra: This is freakin wonderful. A dead guy, anyone's a suspect, and I have a dentist appointment today!
DBella: Always brush 'ums teethies!
farmerfran: :heart:
Darthphere: I don't like the way DL's dead face is staring at me.
kainedamo: That so turned me on.
*Everyone stares*
kainedamo: What?
jaguarr: Let's get back to the motive, why would anyone kill Dog Lips? jag
Erzengel: Perhaps it was a trolling newbie who wanted revenge?
Immortalfire: That narrows the list down to, oh..a couple thousand.
JAL: It might have been my brothers in arms, more Defenders of Alba!
StorminNorman: Not even you are capable of murder.
Ghostrider87: It was probably an ex boyfriend of Carmens. He aimed at me and missed and hit Dog Lips. But he can't keep me away from Carmen's love. I will marry her and prove you wrong.
Darthphere: You make less than zero sense
Mister J: Hmm...check this out on the replay.
jaguarr: What? jag
Mister J: I was checking it again, to see who was around DL before he was shot. We're all there, for the most part. Except..*points at screen*
DBella: Holy crap.
farmerfran: No freakin way!
Immortalfire: This can't be good.
To Be Continued....
Immortalfire: Well, if there was a trap door here, it's sure not opening.
StorminNorman: *stomps the floor* Solid as a rock.
kainedamo: Solid as my...
Erzengel: Stop.
DBella: Thank you. So what now?
farmerfran: Now we take a snack break.
Mee: Cookies?
Snipershot: Boobz?!
TEDDY: TEDDY?!
Mister J: Let's review.
*Soon...*
Darth Elektra: This is freakin wonderful. A dead guy, anyone's a suspect, and I have a dentist appointment today!
DBella: Always brush 'ums teethies!
farmerfran: :heart:
Darthphere: I don't like the way DL's dead face is staring at me.
kainedamo: That so turned me on.
*Everyone stares*
kainedamo: What?
jaguarr: Let's get back to the motive, why would anyone kill Dog Lips? jag
Erzengel: Perhaps it was a trolling newbie who wanted revenge?
Immortalfire: That narrows the list down to, oh..a couple thousand.
JAL: It might have been my brothers in arms, more Defenders of Alba!
StorminNorman: Not even you are capable of murder.
Ghostrider87: It was probably an ex boyfriend of Carmens. He aimed at me and missed and hit Dog Lips. But he can't keep me away from Carmen's love. I will marry her and prove you wrong.
Darthphere: You make less than zero sense
Mister J: Hmm...check this out on the replay.
jaguarr: What? jag
Mister J: I was checking it again, to see who was around DL before he was shot. We're all there, for the most part. Except..*points at screen*
DBella: Holy crap.
farmerfran: No freakin way!
Immortalfire: This can't be good.
To Be Continued....
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farmerfran: Now we take a snack break.
Mee: Cookies?
Snipershot: Boobz?!
TEDDY: TEDDY?!
LOL.
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His sn is too obvious so I don't think it's him.Is the user Snipershot notorious for looking at boobz a lot?
Oh, and thanks Bella.
And... no prob.
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That, and his custom title reads "I love boobies!!"
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One of the best fan fics in a while...didn't know you could write Fire.
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You need to find some of the Hype stories I wrote between '02 and '04...now those were some times.
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Brilliant
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There no longer on this board. Probably in archive.
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Memories
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Memories
Bottle of Water: 0.86.
Hot Dog $2.00
Pizza: $11.00
Making a mod sad: Priceless.
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Mister J clearly did it - I mean look at his avy!
Erzengel
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Please, you are clearly Watson here.I'm about to solve everything and there's no meddling kids or their damn dog to horn in and steal my credit.
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PART V
TEDDY: Freakin weird.
DBella: But, how?
Mister J: I dunno, but there I don't know of anything else it could be.
Immortalfire: Why would Erzengel kill DL?
jaguarr: He was jealous of DL's charming personality. jag
farmerfran: I might be able to sharpen the image a bit. If it is Erz, he's shady looking.
*on a magic laptop, fran enhances the image...and yup, they confirm it's Erz*
Mee: Look at his eyes, he almost looks in a trance.
StorminNorman: Mind control?
DBella: No way!
kainedamo: This is creepy.
JAL: We better confront him about this.
farmerfran: Send Hooters Pimp to confront him. If Erz goes nuts, he might need another victim.
Ghostrider87: Never call me that name again. You are a jerk.
Darth Elektra: He's in the kitchen..what should we do?
Immortalfire: I'll do it. He can't hurt me, with the Flame and all.
*Soon....*
Erzengel: Hey.
Immortalfire: Sup.
Erzengel: I have a theory about the murder.
Immortalfire: You killed him.
Erzengel: What?
Immortalfire: It's on the footage..you did it.
Erzengel: No f***ing way! You lie!
Immortalfire: See for yourself *opens laptop*
Erzengel: My god..how? I don't...
Immortalfire: We'll figure this out.
*Erz's eyes go blurry, and he rises up...eyes glowing red*
Erzengel: No need.
Mee: What the?
Voice From Somewhere: You have discovered my plan. You will all be gone.
Mister J: Show yourself, coward!
*a secret door opens...revealing....
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.....Mr Parker and bakerboy!*
Darth Elektra: What the hell?
Mr Parker: We have mastered mind control and were gona take out all you dumb MANSPIDER fans once and for all..we started with the mods and you're all next!
bakerboy: Erz mad a good subject because he likes yoda.
Immortalfire: What has that got to do with anything?
bakerboy: Shut up you badly joker of an untrue fan. Once we take all of you owt and destrpy the hype..all traces of MANSPIDER fans will be gone and Michelle Pfifferr will be mine
farmerfran: So, these guys are real? I knew they were before my time, but now I see they weren't just legends.
Mr Parker: Enough..Erz, kill Immortalfire...he's a mod!
*Immortalfire turns and throws a beam of fire at Erz's head*
JAL: WTF?
DBella Holy Crap
*the flame is released, and Erz is back to himself*
Erzengel: What the...? Where am I?
Immortalfire: We'll explain later.
Mee: Wow that was cool.
bakerboy: Noooo!!! MANSPIDER 3 must not be released!!!
StorminNorman: Heads up.
*they look up, and a cage falls down on Mr Parker and bakerboy*
kainedamo: What do we do with them?
Darth Elektra: Yo, I have an idea.
*they get taken into the Spider-Man forums*
Mr Parker: UNTRUE fans!!! MANSPIDER SUCKS!!!
Immortalfire: Live with it. BANNED!
bakerboy: Nooooooooooo
*they get sucked into the Banned Vortex*
Erzengel: What they really wanted was to kill you, fire. Being a Spider-Mod and all. But for whatever reason, they aimed for DL instead. I swear I had no control over it.
Immortalfire: I get you, but those guys never did have much use for reason or sense.
DBella: And now Dog Lips is dead
Erzengel: I will turn myself in.
Mee: Wait, maybe there's something we can do.
*Soon, they have all gathered around DL's corpse, holding hands*
farmerfran: I'm holding Bella's hand!
Snipershot: Boobs!
Mister J: Shut up all of you..and concentrate.
Immortalfire: From the farthest reaches of fandom, we call on the power...of Comic Book Logic!
*a beam of light falls from the sky, projecting onto DL.................he opens his eyes*
DOG LIPS: What the....
DBella: He's alive!
DOG LIPS: But..how?
Darthphere: Comic book logic...it never fails. I figure that's how they hypnotized Erz, so we can use it to bring DL back to life.
Mister J: You meddling kid...I was going to figure that out!
farmerfran: That's what we get for being...
All: Untrue fans. *laughs*
THE END
TEDDY: Freakin weird.
DBella: But, how?
Mister J: I dunno, but there I don't know of anything else it could be.
Immortalfire: Why would Erzengel kill DL?
jaguarr: He was jealous of DL's charming personality. jag
farmerfran: I might be able to sharpen the image a bit. If it is Erz, he's shady looking.
*on a magic laptop, fran enhances the image...and yup, they confirm it's Erz*
Mee: Look at his eyes, he almost looks in a trance.
StorminNorman: Mind control?
DBella: No way!
kainedamo: This is creepy.
JAL: We better confront him about this.
farmerfran: Send Hooters Pimp to confront him. If Erz goes nuts, he might need another victim.
Ghostrider87: Never call me that name again. You are a jerk.
Darth Elektra: He's in the kitchen..what should we do?
Immortalfire: I'll do it. He can't hurt me, with the Flame and all.
*Soon....*
Erzengel: Hey.
Immortalfire: Sup.
Erzengel: I have a theory about the murder.
Immortalfire: You killed him.
Erzengel: What?
Immortalfire: It's on the footage..you did it.
Erzengel: No f***ing way! You lie!
Immortalfire: See for yourself *opens laptop*
Erzengel: My god..how? I don't...
Immortalfire: We'll figure this out.
*Erz's eyes go blurry, and he rises up...eyes glowing red*
Erzengel: No need.
Mee: What the?
Voice From Somewhere: You have discovered my plan. You will all be gone.
Mister J: Show yourself, coward!
*a secret door opens...revealing....
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.....Mr Parker and bakerboy!*
Darth Elektra: What the hell?
Mr Parker: We have mastered mind control and were gona take out all you dumb MANSPIDER fans once and for all..we started with the mods and you're all next!
bakerboy: Erz mad a good subject because he likes yoda.
Immortalfire: What has that got to do with anything?
bakerboy: Shut up you badly joker of an untrue fan. Once we take all of you owt and destrpy the hype..all traces of MANSPIDER fans will be gone and Michelle Pfifferr will be mine
farmerfran: So, these guys are real? I knew they were before my time, but now I see they weren't just legends.
Mr Parker: Enough..Erz, kill Immortalfire...he's a mod!
*Immortalfire turns and throws a beam of fire at Erz's head*
JAL: WTF?
DBella Holy Crap
*the flame is released, and Erz is back to himself*
Erzengel: What the...? Where am I?
Immortalfire: We'll explain later.
Mee: Wow that was cool.
bakerboy: Noooo!!! MANSPIDER 3 must not be released!!!
StorminNorman: Heads up.
*they look up, and a cage falls down on Mr Parker and bakerboy*
kainedamo: What do we do with them?
Darth Elektra: Yo, I have an idea.
*they get taken into the Spider-Man forums*
Mr Parker: UNTRUE fans!!! MANSPIDER SUCKS!!!
Immortalfire: Live with it. BANNED!
bakerboy: Nooooooooooo
*they get sucked into the Banned Vortex*
Erzengel: What they really wanted was to kill you, fire. Being a Spider-Mod and all. But for whatever reason, they aimed for DL instead. I swear I had no control over it.
Immortalfire: I get you, but those guys never did have much use for reason or sense.
DBella: And now Dog Lips is dead
Erzengel: I will turn myself in.
Mee: Wait, maybe there's something we can do.
*Soon, they have all gathered around DL's corpse, holding hands*
farmerfran: I'm holding Bella's hand!
Snipershot: Boobs!
Mister J: Shut up all of you..and concentrate.
Immortalfire: From the farthest reaches of fandom, we call on the power...of Comic Book Logic!
*a beam of light falls from the sky, projecting onto DL.................he opens his eyes*
DOG LIPS: What the....
DBella: He's alive!
DOG LIPS: But..how?
Darthphere: Comic book logic...it never fails. I figure that's how they hypnotized Erz, so we can use it to bring DL back to life.
Mister J: You meddling kid...I was going to figure that out!
farmerfran: That's what we get for being...
All: Untrue fans. *laughs*
THE END
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Classic.
D'oh!Darthphere: Comic book logic...it never fails. I figure that's how they hypnotized Erz, so we can use it to bring DL back to life.
Mister J: You meddling kid...I was going to figure that out!
At least there was no damn dog.
D'oh!
Nice work, 'fire.
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farmerfran: Send Hooters Pimp to confront him. If Erz goes nuts, he might need another victim.
Ghostrider87: Never call me that name again. You are a jerk.
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*they get taken into the Spider-Man forums*
Mr Parker: UNTRUE fans!!! MANSPIDER SUCKS!!!
Immortalfire: Live with it. BANNED!
bakerboy: Nooooooooooo
*they get sucked into the Banned Vortex*
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*Soon, they have all gathered around DL's corpse, holding hands*
farmerfran: I'm holding Bella's hand!
Snipershot: Boobs!
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farmerfran: That's what we get for being...
All: Untrue fans. *laughs*
THE END
Bravo, my friend.
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lol, awsome job fire.
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