That Awkward Moment When ...

That awkward moment when you're hit on by an Amish person.
 
That awkward moment when you realize the guy who you fooled around with at the damn Crescendo a few months ago is the officer who just took your dads license and registration.

Luckily he got off with a warning.
 
That awkward moment when every time I post the page says the server is down.
 
That awkward moment when you realize there are more ads on the page than active users.
 
That awkward moment when you realize the guy who you fooled around with at the damn Crescendo a few months ago is the officer who just took your dads license and registration.

Luckily he got off with a warning.
If I had a nickle...:o
 
The moment where you run into a co-worker that you really dont know at a movie theater and decide to not say anything to them, then they hold it against you from then on out.
 
That awkward moment when your grocery shopping and keep encountering the same stranger to the point where it looks like one of you is stalking.
 
That awkward moment when you're the only one who laughs at your joke.
 
That awkward moment when you get in the van, and realize there's no candy.
 
:funny: These are cracking me up!

That awkward moment when you've gone in for a handshake and they've gone for a hug and you're hand ends up... Well, somewhere bad...

That awkward moment where you're colleague has farted but is trying to pretend no one heard it.

That awkward moment when you go up to the counter with all your shopping, go to get your wallet/purse to pay, and realise you've left it at home.

That awkward moment when you're housemates decide to have an 'intervention' about you always leaving toast crumbs on the bread board :whatever:
 
That awkward moment when that "date" you got all dressed up for is more platonic than romantic...

Edit: And she brings her son.


and you where her second choice.
 
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That awkward moment whne you're holding the door for a person but they're far away and you can't decide whether to close the door or keep it open.
 
That awkward moment you realize the person you're talking to is ignoring you. ;l
 
That awkward moment when your grocery shopping and keep encountering the same stranger to the point where it looks like one of you is stalking.
Oh man. This. Also, that awkward moment where you are just looking around and someone happens to look directly into your eyes at that exact moment. Then you think they think youve been staring at them.
 
That awkward moment when you're helping out at a funeral and you're wearing a beer shirt only to realize that most of the people there are in AA.


This actually happened to me. Lucky I had a flannel shirt I could wear over it.
 
Why would you wear a beer shirt at a funeral?

Also, that awkward moment when you're innocently and mindlessly watching a coworker do something, only for your boss to walk into the room and think that you're staring at your coworker's cleavage busting out of her shirt.

And the awkward moment when, upon seeing this, your boss (another female) makes this face:

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That awkward moment when someone overuses the word "awkward"
 
That awkward moment when you run into your ex-boyfriend's mother and she tells you that she still looks at you like a future-daughter-in-law... and you're with your new boyfriend.
 
That awkward moment when you notice someone has a full erection in the middle of class. :-/
 
That awkward moment when you ask how many months pregnant a woman is...and she says she's not pregnant.
 
That awkward moment when you realize that the phrase "Don't s*** where you eat." is actually a wise idea.
 

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