That Awkward Moment When ...

[Tempest]

That awkward moment when you forget that the blinds are open and you accidentally flash the UPS guy and a neighbor walking by, and then the situation is made worse by freezing in said window instead of running for cover like a sane person.

I would like to say this did not happen to me, but that would be a lie.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

-That awkward moment when you think you're being hit on, and then she whips out a pamphlet and tries to convert you to Mormonism.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

-That awkward moment when you think you're being hit on, and then she whips out a pamphlet and tries to convert you to Mormonism.

While reading that, I honestly thought she was going to whip out something else....

 

[Piper Maru]

That awkward moment when you forget that the blinds are open and you accidentally flash the UPS guy and a neighbor walking by, and then the situation is made worse by freezing in said window instead of running for cover like a sane person.

I would like to say this did not happen to me, but that would be a lie.

Last year when I finished my afternoon shift I came home, got out of my vehicle and noticed movement to my right. My neighbor was standing in his window naked as the day he was born. The moment he knew he was spotted he awkwardly shuffled off to the side. He has blinds, but he never closes them.

 

[Tempest]

Last year when I finished my afternoon shift I came home, got out of my vehicle and noticed movement to my right. My neighbor was standing in his window naked as the day he was born. The moment he knew he was spotted he awkwardly shuffled off to the side. He has blinds, but he never closes them.

Heee. It always cheers me up to hear when someone else has done this, so I don't feel so alone. I should start an outreach program or something...

 

[Kane52630]

...you find this thread and bumping it without anything else to add.

 

[Victarion]

...your drunk friend decides she needs a stripper name and starts dancing on the bar while the other random people in the room are just staring at you all.

 

[jokesonm3]

...you accidentally get a high post count.

 

[Duke]

That awkward moment when you're talking to your pet (in my case dog) & the neighbor is outside being nosy.

 

[Kane52630]

...you accidentally get a high post count.

 

[Lily Adler]

That awkward moment when you find a hair in your tortellini Bolognese after eating half of it.