If we're going to be simps, at least it's for the queen of hell.This is how I found out she's in Red One and darnnit now I'm going to have to watch Red One
And I'll be watching it. Because Britt Robertson.
Also, the title sounds like some weird, Christmas-themed sex act.
Hot Frosty
This being canon to both Mean Girls and Brooklyn Nine-Nine is absolutely wild.
A Netflix algorithm of a movie that asks, "What if all of Edward Scissorhands was just like Jack Frost?" It's pretty much your standard Hallmark Channel Christmas movie that Netflix made this time and it's pretty bad obviously. Dustin Milligan was sort of trying as "hot frosty" but Lacey Chabert was giving him nothing to act off of. Their chemistry was so incredibly dull and uninteresting and she was awful in this. Even though it's Netflix, they still somehow gave them a super cheap studio lot budget with a lot of fake snow. The only thing that made this somewhat bearable is Craig Robinson & Joe Lo Truglio who are basically playing Doug Judy and Boyle again. Lauren Holly is also in this who was in Dumb and Dumber and was weirdly giving off "Martha Stewart thirst trap" energy. Overall, it's a movie that ends with a Coldplay song and that just tells you everything you need to know.
1.5/5
Also, the title sounds like some weird, Christmas-themed sex act.
A pair of classics. Did Planes last night, will be doing Values tonight. Like you, I hadn't seen Planes in a while and was surprised how well it held up. John Candy helping others try to get home to their families during the holiday is always an absolute win.Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
Yesterday I had a Thanksgiving double feature courtesy of a Paramount+ Black Friday deal:
I've lost count of how many times I've watched Addams Family Values over the years but I hadn't seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles in a long time. Still holds up. It could even be the best Thanksgiving movie by default.
Except for not killing John Candy.
So you're recommending it?
Dear Santa
Perhaps I treated you too harshly, Red One.
What a turd of a movie. The Farrelly brothers are back and they just keep getting worse as filmmakers. While on paper this has a pretty fun and interesting idea for a Christmas movie about a dyslexic kid accidentally summoning Satan when he sent a letter to Santa, the execution is done so horribly and it's so cheaply made even for a streamer. If there's anything that shows the shine is off from Jack Black nowadays, it's this movie right here whose shtick is so incredibly obnoxious. The humor itself is so dated and not even done well, the pacing is bizarre, the acting is horrendous, they put a dead brother subplot that completely changes the tone of the movie by the 3rd act, and they also put Post Malone in this as himself who looks like he is struggling to get arena concerts for some reason. There's a Ben Stiller cameo and it's sadly the best scene in the movie and I'm sure it's because it's all improv. Overall, it's probably one of the worst movies of the year.
1/5
So you're recommending it?
