The Amazing Spider-Man

[hippie_hunter]

Oh my God! Please tell me it's not [blackout]Peter walking in on Aunt May and J. Jonah Jameson Sr. having sex?[/blackout] It is, isn't it?
:facepalm

Fine then, I won't tell you

[blackout]Yes it is. He walks into two old people having sex and Aunt May naked.[/blackout]

 

[stillanerd]

Fine then, I won't tell you

[blackout]Yes it is. He walks into two old people having sex and Aunt May naked.[/blackout]

Thanks for not telling me. Well...

Spoiler

I guess we now know who is getting married in issue #600, don't we? But still...the old walking in on old people having sex gag? Sheesh.

 

[The Joker]

Is this the issue with the new Vulture? What was he like?

 

[bryanss3]

The New Vulture is in it for a second you just see him swoop down on a guy but you don't see a face or anything.

 

[iloveclones]

The last page of the latest issue of Amazing was quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. EVER!

I was sitting in my car laughing my ass off.

 

[venom892]

Fine then, I won't tell you

[blackout]Yes it is. He walks into two old people having sex and Aunt May naked.[/blackout]

Wow that's what the braintrust has come up with?That and Goblin babies?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Goblin babies? Are they anything like baby Etrigan?

 

[bryanss3]

hahahahahaha I love that episode.

 

[BlackLantern]

hahahahahaha I love that episode.

anyone who doesn't is a heartless bastard

 

[venom892]

Goblin babies? Are they anything like baby Etrigan?

Well isn't that Menace chick pregnant with Harry?and Now

Spoiler

Peter walks in on Aunt May doing the Nasty?That's like ok these are the stories that couldn't be told with MJ around?Even if these Plot points were around with MJ in the story I wouldn't like them.

Also has little Normie been mentioned at all in ASM?Or Liz Allen?How do they feel about this new chick and the fact Normie is going to have a sibling?

 

[Shockdingo]

Aaaaagh!!! Did I just read what I think I read?! I can never unsee that mental picture...why am I flashing back to Toyfare and the Famous Covers moment?! d'aaaaawww sad baby Etrigan makes it all better.

 

[javi1024]

Well isn't that Menace chick pregnant with Harry?and Now

Spoiler

Peter walks in on Aunt May doing the Nasty?That's like ok these are the stories that couldn't be told with MJ around?Even if these Plot points were around with MJ in the story I wouldn't like them.

Also has little Normie been mentioned at all in ASM?Or Liz Allen?How do they feel about this new chick and the fact Normie is going to have a sibling?

Slott did a story a couple months back with Normie, Liz, and Molten Man. apparently that kid is really messed up. this was before Harry propsed to Lilly and the whole Menace thing.

 

[venom892]

Well at least they're mentioned.Normie was already pretty messed up in the Dematties Spectacular Spider-man days.So yea that's to be expected.One of the reason's I don't like Harry's return is because it tarnishes spectacular spider-man #200.

 

[Tron Bonne]

Well isn't that Menace chick pregnant with Harry?and Now

Spoiler

Peter walks in on Aunt May doing the Nasty?

That's like ok these are the stories that couldn't be told with MJ around?Even if these Plot points were around with MJ in the story I wouldn't like them.Also has little Normie been mentioned at all in ASM?Or Liz Allen?How do they feel about this new chick and the fact Normie is going to have a sibling?

There was actually a big argument about that awhile ago in this very thread. Dan Slott himself actually came it to try to defend that you couldn't really tell these stories without a single Spidey. Even he fell pretty short of its defense in my opinion.

You should go back and read some of that. I couldn't tell you when or what page of this thread it was, but it was some pretty good arguing on both sides

 

[farmernudie]

I'm glad they ditched MJ so we could get Aunt May sex and marriage.

Stories that we weren't privileged to with the marriage.

And the fact that we're skipping the DATING aspect (stories) ENTIRELY and going straight to the wedding????........um.....sad they're fast forwarding to......THIS.....

I'm hoping santa's magical bag.....er...Pete's magical mask can help fix him from what he witnessed on the last page. Maybe if Aunt puts the mask on and then takes it off (willingly) for Pete, he'll forget the whole scene and he'll have swiss cheesed Aunt May thoughts??

The Devil and the "Mystery Wiper" better get busy and fix (reboot) this scene pronto!!!

 

[arachnid-guy]

Dare I ask....scan?

 

[BlackLantern]

Slott did a story a couple months back with Normie, Liz, and Molten Man. apparently that kid is really messed up. this was before Harry propsed to Lilly and the whole Menace thing.

yea Little Normie definitely has some anger issues going on...don't they(Liz and Normie) live out in Jersey now or something??

 

[hippie_hunter]

But May has been seeing JJJ Sr. for 2+ months. Also we don't know how much time will pass until issue #600.

 

[iloveclones]

I'm glad they ditched MJ so we could get Aunt May sex and marriage.

If that scene is all we ever got out of BND, then I would say that OMD was totally worth it. I was laughing so hard, I almost couldn't drive back to work.

 

[farmernudie]

I laughed too, reading my friends issue (not buying this reboot).....which good laughs lately for me have been worth it i must say...and i admit, when i saw it...i was already hearing in my head the things people would say on here...lol..

 

[hippie_hunter]

Dare I ask....scan?

 

[arachnid-guy]

Wait...what? That CAN'T be Mike Mc's art...can it? It's not real?!?!

trying to deny that image exists. it can't be real!

 

[Alastor]

I officially hate Joe Q for OMD and BND...if I have to hear one more person ***** about the split up, man I will throw up my testicles through my mouth.

 

[Tron Bonne]

I officially hate Joe Q for OMD and BND...if I have to hear one more person ***** about the split up, man I will throw up my testicles through my mouth.

Simple solution: leave this thread. We're here to discuss Spider-Man and that includes his direction and I'm sorry but we're not all going to hold hands and agree.

Save your mouth and testicles some trouble and don't come in here because, I promise you, it's a subject that will come up in some way or form again

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

LMAO, I remeber this image from a while back.