The Amazing Wheatcakes thread!

[Spider-Aziz]

I'm all for wheatcakes
Seriously, why would anyone deny Peter his favorite wheatcakes? That's inhuman

 

[Nave 'Torment']

From now one, Spidey'll say "My wheatcakes are mingling!"

 

[The Question]

He also needs an excuse to dress like he is doing on that picture.

What excuse? I dress like that.

 

[docdoc]

I would like to see everything for the sequels set up in the first film, both the spider-man universe & team-up universe....

 

[Immortalfire]

Has it been confirmed yet, if Marc Webb is adding Wheatcakes to the movie???

 

[SpeterMan3]

Ah, I've got it. (Whoa, I sound British!)

Spidey comes into another burning building. Inside, he finds the source of the fire- some dude making wheatcakes, buring all but a few. Those good few are in a stack, about to be eaten. (Maybe this guy's Molten Man...He should have been on fire a long time ago). Spidey takes the guys, flings him out the window(onto a convieniently placed web) and then takesthe wheatcakes and zips away while a dude from the streets yells "Whoa! He stole tht guy's WHEATCAKES!"

Winner

I was a winner two years ago. t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Once I decree a winner, it can never be taken away.

 

[SpeterMan3]

 

[Casius--J]

Oh man I did not see this thread a few years ago. Yes I also demand that Parker gets his Wheatcakes in this instalment!!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Has it been confirmed yet, if Marc Webb is adding Wheatcakes to the movie???

t:

 

[Silvermoth]

y'know call me crazy but yeah, I would like to see wheatcakes in this movie.

 

[DarthDaveBanner]

Has it been confirmed yet, if Marc Webb is adding Wheatcakes to the movie???

I think so but they have silver shoes so I am disappointed

 

[Immortalfire]

If to comes to silver shoes, plus NO wheatcakes...I don't think I can watch this.

 

[chaseter]

Wheat cakes are way too cheesy. This film is supposed to be dark and gritty. I call for him to eat organic waffles.

 

[Immortalfire]

Bah, wheatcakes have more of that "realism" that everyone loves. Organic food just screams fantasy.

 

[ModestMr.Green]

Wheatcakes are Raimi territory. Only a chunkster like Tobey would pound down wheatcakes every morning. It's good to see Webb and Garfield's vision of a thin, witty, Kraft-free Spidey pan out.

 

[StylishHokie21]

If Aunt May doesn't cook some wheatcakes, I am boycotting this movie!

 

[Immortalfire]

Have wheatcakes been confirmed yet?

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Nope!!!

 

[Marvel Spider]

I saw a leaked pic of the wheatcakes, but they were removed. They looked delicious.

 

[SpeterMan3]

I heard that the second trailer will be centered around wheatcakes, actually.

Spoiler

I wish t:

 

[Victarion]

Gritty Wheatcakes:

Wheatcakes cut through with marijuana in an attempt on Peter's part to get high and enter a trippy sequence where he can save Ben from the mugger. Unfortunately the drugs used to cut the wheatcakes were stolen from Flint Marko, a drug traffiker.

The stolen drugs and ensuing decrease in profits prompted his gang-leader to have Marko killed in the most painful way possible. To that end the gang-leader uses his connections to get access to a laboratory, where Marko has his accident that turns him into the Sandman.

Thus Sandman becomes an unstoppable force hellbent on slaughtering Gwen, who pilfered the drugs from him after sleeping with him.

That about fits with the gritty direction.

Spoiler

This is intended to be laced with sarcasm and outlandishness.

 

[Spidey_62]

In today's new issue of ASM, Aunt May and JJJ Sr are moving away to Boston and Peter is helping them pack. Peter finds a spatula and tells Aunt May he wants one last batch of wheatcakes. Aunt May doesn't find this amusing, but Mary Jane offers to make him some wheatcakes - just how he likes them.

Thus ending the epic saga of wheatcakes.

 

[MrSpyder]

Gotta love Wheatcakes

 

[Spidey220987]

LOL, I love this thread!