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The Bad Ass Quote Thread

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"You can try anything you like, but when I say I'll kill you, your death is assured." - Kenshin
 
"I'm gonna put this boot on the side of your head, and you know what? There's not a god damn thing you can do about it." - Billy Jack
 
"I ejaculate when I see two things - FOOD and SHH!" - Mr.Anderson, wilst hyper
 
"When I was alive, I might've been a little naughty. but after they killed me I became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of." -Freddy Krueger, Freddy vs. Jason

"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talkin' to who's ever listening out there. You know it's like I told my last wife I said, Honey, I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
 
"You should feel what I feel. You should take what I take" - Chem Bros.
 
"My charming good looks and god-like powers always dazzle the simple ordinary folk" --Dark Schneider
 
"Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."- Obi Wan.
 
"like slipping into a warm bath..." - Hanibal
 
“When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times...I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song.' So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.” Elvis Presley


"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear" Freddie Mercury

"Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean." Christopher Reeve
 
"I may not be able to bear your burden, but I can carry you, Mr. Frodo!"- Sam
 
Originally posted by Wolfwood
"Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."- Obi Wan.
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Originally posted by Mr.Anderson
"planet schmanet Janet" Dr Frank n Furter

"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frank-N-Furter(yes that is the line, I've read the script and subtitles), Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Frank-N-Furter! It's all over! Your mission is a failure! You're life-style's too extreme! I'm your new commander! You are now my prisoner! We return to Translyvania! Prepare the Transit Beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Riff Raff, Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
There is no amon, he's eating SH|T in hell right now, there is only DEVILMAN!!!
 
Homer Simpson-"I'll deal with those murderous trolls."
Bart-"What?"
Homer-"I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls."
 
"You are already dead." - Kenshiro, Fist of the North Star
 
Originally posted by Max Shrek
"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frank-N-Furter(yes that is the line, I've read the script and subtitles),


lol :D

"So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici...pation!" - Dr. Frank n furter


:p :D
 
"Better fvck off now while you still have the legs to carry ya" Micky O'Neil
 
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't
 
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better"
Twelfth Night, Act iii, Sc.1


:thing: :doom: :thing:
 
Originally posted by Mr.Anderson
lol :D

"So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici...pation!" - Dr. Frank n furter


:p :D

I was just about to post that 'un.:D
 

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