The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[The Spawn]

"You can try anything you like, but when I say I'll kill you, your death is assured." - Kenshin

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

"I'm gonna put this boot on the side of your head, and you know what? There's not a god damn thing you can do about it." - Billy Jack

 

[Mr.Anderson]

"I ejaculate when I see two things - FOOD and SHH!" - Mr.Anderson, wilst hyper

 

[Max Shrek]

"When I was alive, I might've been a little naughty. but after they killed me I became something much much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of." -Freddy Krueger, Freddy vs. Jason

"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talkin' to who's ever listening out there. You know it's like I told my last wife I said, Honey, I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

 

[GunBlade]

"You should feel what I feel. You should take what I take" - Chem Bros.

 

[The Spawn]

"My charming good looks and god-like powers always dazzle the simple ordinary folk" --Dark Schneider

 

[Mr.Anderson]

"planet schmanet Janet" Dr Frank n Furter

 

[Wolfwood]

"Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."- Obi Wan.

 

[V1P3Rt3Ch]

"like slipping into a warm bath..." - Hanibal

 

[TheArtofShadow]

"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" - Spongebob Squarepants

 

[Mr.Anderson]

"It Ends Tonight" - ME!

 

[Adenjo]

“When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times...I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song.' So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.” Elvis Presley


"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear" Freddie Mercury

"Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean." Christopher Reeve

 

[Wolfwood]

"I may not be able to bear your burden, but I can carry you, Mr. Frodo!"- Sam

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Originally posted by Wolfwood
"Strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine."- Obi Wan.

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Mr.Anderson
"planet schmanet Janet" Dr Frank n Furter

"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frank-N-Furter(yes that is the line, I've read the script and subtitles), Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Frank-N-Furter! It's all over! Your mission is a failure! You're life-style's too extreme! I'm your new commander! You are now my prisoner! We return to Translyvania! Prepare the Transit Beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Riff Raff, Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[Guyverjay]

There is no amon, he's eating SH|T in hell right now, there is only DEVILMAN!!!

 

[Project Mayhem]

" I aim to kill you with it."

 

[DocStrange516]

Homer Simpson-"I'll deal with those murderous trolls."
Bart-"What?"
Homer-"I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls."

 

[The Lizard]

"You are already dead." - Kenshiro, Fist of the North Star

 

[Mr.Anderson]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
"Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard." -Dr. Frank-N-Furter(yes that is the line, I've read the script and subtitles),

lol

"So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici...pation!" - Dr. Frank n furter

 

[The Green Goblin]

Wyatt Earp: You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!

 

[Dark Carnage]

"Better fvck off now while you still have the legs to carry ya" Micky O'Neil

 

[The Green Goblin]

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better"
Twelfth Night, Act iii, Sc.1

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Mr.Anderson
lol

"So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici...pation!" - Dr. Frank n furter

I was just about to post that 'un.