The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Zorex]

"You think you have won! What is Light without Dark? What are you without me? I am apart of you all. You can never defeat me! We are brothers! Eternal!" -The Lord of Darkness [LEGEND]

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"Live as one of them Kal-El, and discover where your strength and your power will lead you. And always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, if they wish to be...they only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you...my only son." -Jor-El [STM]

 

[The Green Goblin]

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
"Whacking, I'm hell at whacking!" - Harrison Ford in Witness

I need to watch that movie again.

 

[Peacekeeper]

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko.

That quote from the movie made me laugh.

 

[Hobgoblin]

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull f*** you!"
Full Metal Jacket

"Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining!"
Some John Wayne Movie

"Get away from her you *****!"
Aliens

"You are one ugly motherf******."
Predator

"Winged freak...terrorizes?! Wait'll they get a load of me!"
Batman

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Adenjo
“When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed has come true a hundred times...I learned very early in life that: ‘Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain’t got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song.' So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.” Elvis Presley

I thought Elvis had a clever quote:

"I don't know anything about music, in my line of work you don't have to" - Elvis.

 

[Zorex]

Originally posted by Peacekeeper
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko.

That quote from the movie made me laugh.

"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds. That is when the world will end."

 

[wagnerelli]

John Preston: There's no war. No murder.
Partridge: What is it you think we do?
John Preston: No. You've been with me, you've seen how it can be--the jealousy, the rage.
Partridge: A heavy cost. I pay it gladly.

 

[Abaddon]

Faith impersonating Buffy in Buffys body-

(Spike: Do you know why I really hate you,Summers?"

"Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?'Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine,and feel the burden of Slayerness?I could be rich.I could be famous.I could have anything.Anyone.Even you,Spike.I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up.I've got muscles you've never dreamed of.I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.And you why I don't?Because its wrong."

(She cackles and walks off knowing she's probably given him a *****)

 

[akut401]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -Ozzy Osbourne

 

[Dorian Gray]

To the modern man vengeance is a verb, an idea. Payback. One thing for another. Like commerce. Not with us. Vengeance is a living thing. It passes through generations. It commands. It kills. - Enios Mrs. Calender's Uncle Buffy Season 2 Episode: Innocence




Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day. - Spike Buffy Season 5 Episode: Fool For Love

 

[The Spawn]

"It can't rain all the time." - The Crow

 

[Abaddon]

^^Enios was Jennys uncle,but good quote though.


"Men are evil.Will you go out with me?"
-Anya (The Prom)


"I have no speech.No name.I live in the action of death.The bloodcry.The penetrating wound.I am Destruction.Absolute.Alone."
-the First Slayer via Tara. (Restless)

 

[E. Bison]

 

[The Spawn]

All my threads do.

 

[The Spawn]

"Death is far more universal than life, everybody dies, but not everybody lives."- My Sig

 

[Peacekeeper]

Originally posted by The Spawn
"Death is far more universal than life, everybody dies, but not everybody lives."- My Sig

That's cool... sounds like the tagline for Braveheart.

"Every man dies, not every man really lives."

 

[The Spawn]

I still haven't seen all of that movie.

 

[Abaddon]

I still havnt seen all of Clueless.

 

[The Spawn]

Same here. I just find it erroneous that these kids get away with so much ****.

 

[The Kingpin]

The Blind Lawyer from Hell's Kitchen?

 

[Capt Throbberson]

"Here's something you never here a man say
Stop sucking my d*ck or i'll call the police!"-George Carlin

 

[Wolfwood]

"You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like goin' down to the pond chasing bluegills or tommycats. This shark will swallow you whole. Shakin'. Tenderizin'. Down you go. Now we got to do it quick. That'll bring back the tourists and it'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. You've got to make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers. I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing." Captain Quint- Jaws

 

[Dorian Gray]

Originally posted by Abaddon
^^Enios was Jennys uncle




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Thanks for pointing that out...My mistake.

 

[DocStrange516]

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN
"Here's something you never here a man say
Stop sucking my d*ck or i'll call the police!"-George Carlin

GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!



"I'm usually not a praying man, but if you're up there save me Superman!" -Homer Simpson

My eyes! These goggles do nothing!

 

[Zorex]

"Dawn, listen to me, listen...I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles...tell Giles I figured it out, and...and I'm ok. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me." -Buffy Summers


"What the freaking hell did that b1tch do to me??" -Glory