The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[Abaddon]

"This is becoming a pattern with you,Buffy.Are there any friends left of yours,you haven't tried to kill?"
-Anya,Buffy the Vampire Slayer."Selfless"

 

[The Spawn]

Dr. Otto Octavius: Find me Spiderman. Or I'll peel the flesh from her bones.

 

[Abaddon]

Faith: There’s only supposed to be one. Maybe that’s why you and I can never get along. We’re not supposed to exist together.
Buffy: Also, you went evil and were killing people.
Faith: Good point. Also a factor.
Buffy: But you’re right. I mean, I guess everyone’s alone but being a Slayer? There’s a burden we can’t share.
Faith: And no one else can feel it.

(Pause)

Faith: Thank god we’re hot chicks with superpowers.
Buffy: Takes the edge off.
Faith: Comforting.
Buffy: Mm-hmm.

 

[Jasmine]

"Butterfingers!"-Doctor Octopus from Spider-Man 2

 

[stryfe]

I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy. The joker: Batman

 

[Abaddon]

"His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe."
-Anya,Buffy the Vampire Slayer,"Once More,With Feeling"

 

[Jasmine]

"You owe me a scream."-Sabretooth.

 

[batsone]

"you talk so much sh1t your mouth's an a$$hole!" -me to some nameless fu(k

 

[The Spawn]

Detective Del Spooner: We're going to miss the good old days.
Lt. John Bergin: What good old days?
Detective Del Spooner: When people were killed by other people.

 

[The Spawn]

John Preston: I'll do what I can to see they go easy on you.
Partridge: We both know they never "go easy".
John Preston: Then, I'm sorry.
Partridge: No, you're not. You don't even know the meaning. Its just a vestigial word for a feeling you've never felt.

 

[Abaddon]

"Testosterone is a great equalizer.It turns all men into idiots."
-Giles

 

[Drakon]

"Bytch, You're Schooling No One!!"

"Im sorry, Mr.Dante. They said you wouldnt care, because your expectations for a fair deal have been dulled after years spent at this soul-crushing, less-than-minimum wage hellhole."
"You got me there"

 

[Abaddon]

Spike: [Of Buffy] We had a relationship too,you know.
Angel: Having sex is not a relationship.
Spike: It is, if you do it enough times.

 

[The Spawn]

The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"So I said Red M&M, Green M&M. They both wind up coming out the same color in the end"-Homer Simpson
"Marriage is like an orange. You have the skin, then the sweet, sweet innards" (eats orange)-Homer Simpson
"Lisa's a girl at my school."-Ralph Wiggum
"It's like asking the square-root of a million, no one will ever know."-Nelson Muntz
"Finally, now I'm the dominate one."-Milhouse Van Houten
"Be Quiet!"-Raplh Wiggum (to Milhouse abouve)
"Yes sir."-Milhouse Van Houten (to Raplh above)
"S-U-C-C-E-S-S! That's the way you spell success!"-Bart Simpson
"Mike Rotch, Im looking for Mike Rotch. Has anyone seen Mike Rotch?"-Moe Szyslak
"Amanda Huginkiss. Im lookin' for Amanda Huginkiss. Is anyone of you Amanda Huginkiss? Where can I find Amanda Huginkiss?"-Moe Szyslak
"Seymour Butts. Im looking for Seymour Butts. Anyone Seymour Butts?"-Moe Szyslak
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things."-Raplh Wiggum
"Tastes like...BURNING!" Raplph Wiggum.
"That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."-Raplh Wiggum
"Smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket!"-Charles Montgomery Burns.
"Good job laddie! Know you know what to do. Burn the house down! Burn them all!"-Evil Leprechaun talking to Ralph Wiggum
"I told a thousand times! Butter up that bacon, boy! (to Bart) (later...) Dont eat that sausage plain. Now, bacon-up that sausage."-Homer Simpson
"Ow, Dad, My heart hurts."-Bart Simpson
"I don't know how to answer the question!"-Dave Buznik, Anger Managment
"No, I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911. Honest."-Dave Buznik, Angermanagment
"The latte was too hot!"-Kramer
"(in a sauna) It's like a sauna in here"-Kramer
"I'm wearing Lou Gehrig's pants. Do you think his disease was contagious? Better take them off."-George Steinbrenner
"In my day there was no such thing as a hair dryer. To dry your hair, you'd go outside during a hurricane, and when you came back, you'd have a huge piece of wood through your head."-Grumpy Old Man (aka Dana Carvey)
"In my day, there was no such thing as a thin, latex condom. A condom back then was rabbit skin tied around your privates with a bungee cord. Half the time you didn't know if your partner was there."-Grumpy Old Man (aka Dana Carvey)
"In my day, there was no 'Just for Men'. If you were bald at 16, little kids would spit on you and no one would mate with you, so you couldn't pass on your horrible genese."-Grumpy Old Man (aka Dana Carvey)
"Who knows? Maybe one day, you wake up, you love men, and Gerald Ford is dead!"-unknown
"Gerald Ford shot dead to day at the senseless age of 84"-Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw

 

[Jasmine]

"Honey you got real ugly."-Ash, AOD.

 

[Captain Cat]

''It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ''

''All the world's a cage.''

''In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. ''

''Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ''

''A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ''

''I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ''

''If life were fair, Ashton Kutcher would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?''

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Originally posted by Captain Cat
''If life were fair, Ashton Kutcher would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?''

so true....

 

[The Spawn]

"I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. " - Aunt May

Doc Ock: You've got a train to catch.

Dr. Otto Octavius: Find Spider-Man... or I'll peel the flesh from her bones.

 

[Abaddon]

Originally posted by Captain Cat
''It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ''

''All the world's a cage.''

''In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. ''

''Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ''

''A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ''

''I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ''

''If life were fair, Ashton Kutcher would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?''

Who are you quoting?

 

[Captain Cat]

Originally posted by Abaddon
Who are you quoting?

I just don't know anymore....

 

[Jasmine]

"The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."-Doctor Octopus

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"You're breaking my balls"-Cartman

 

[Jasmine]

"Ignorance is bliss"-Cypher, The Matrix

 

[The Spawn]

Bullseye: Come on Orphan, lets play.