The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[SWAT]

"Spill you're guts, or I'll spill them for you"
- The Punsher (Tom Jane)

 

[The Storm]

'No you were spitting on me so mellow f***ing out' - Angelina Jolie, Girl Interrupted

 

[The Spawn]

"Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide."--- Unknown

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good. (Pulp Fiction)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (Pulp Fiction)

 

[The Spawn]

"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally." - Darth Maul

 

[DemonOfGod]

"They call it the balance; I call it Hypocritical bull****."-John Constantine

 

[The Spawn]

"If so powerful you are, why leave." - Yoda

 

[rigel7soldiers]

*points to sig*

 

[Guyverjay]

Bullet Tooth Tony:

So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey *** got balls.

Vinny:

These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony:

Now, dick s have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' *****. And, have brought your two little mincey *** got balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
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Brick Top Polford:

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fu**ing Jacob's off.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

Jesus' Son: The pills the traveling salesman gave me made my jaw ache, and the linings of my veins felt scraped out. I sensed things before they happened, and I knew each raindrop by its name...

 

[Superman20]

" anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." - Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in Godfather Part 2

 

[Swordmaster]

See sig

 

[Alexia Dark]

"This is where the fun starts" - Anakin, ROTS

 

[Swordmaster]

No...Not without incident.
-John Preston, Equilibrium

I was trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku.

That's fine. I trained the man who killed him. Your move.
-Obi-Wan Kenobi & General grievous, ROTS

 

[Alexia Dark]

I wondered what he'd said then. I didn't quite hear it.

 

[Swordmaster]

It was kinda hard to understand him.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

If you ever threaten someone this is the most badass thing too say

Person you threatened " IS THAT A THREAT!!?!?"
You- "It's not a threat, its a promise."

 

[Victor Von Doom]

"English Mother ****er. Do you speak it?!?" - Jules

 

[The Spawn]

Darth Sidious: Execute Order 66!

Yoda: The boy you trained, gone he is. Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become.


Yoda: The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.


Anakin Skywalker: Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more!

Anakin Skywalker: If you're not with me... then you're my enemy!
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker: You will try.


Anakin Skywalker: I sense Count Dooku.
Obi-Wan: I sense a trap.
Anakin Skywalker: Next move?
Obi-Wan: Spring the trap.

Supreme Chancellor: The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

 

[Alexia Dark]

"We're in Italy. Speak English." - 'Left Ear', The Italian Job.

 

[The Spawn]

Rigel, where'd you get that quote from?

 

[The Spawn]

"∞" - Dark Carnage in response to the question: What Level Are You On?

 

["The Tick"]

"From this day forth I will spread my buttery justice over your every nook and
cranny! Hear me O City, my City; your toast will never go unbuttered again!"

 

["The Tick"]

"Spoon!"

 

["The Tick"]

"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

Army of Darkness