The Bad Ass Quote Thread

[BIONIC COMMANDO]

"I am the AWESOM-O 4000" Cartman

 

[BIONIC COMMANDO]

"Respect My Authorita!!!" Cartman

 

[BIONIC COMMANDO]

"Silly Rabbit Trix Are For Kids" damn kids who hate the rabbit

 

[starwarsfreak]

this from a sandler movie called big daddy
sandler:seriosly stop that
annoyingkid:seriously stop it
sandler:how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could could chuck wood
annoyingkid : ( silence)
sandler:yea i thought so

 

[starwarsfreak]

"it is inevitable''-you know who

 

[starwarsfreak]

cops:drop the knives and put youre hands in the air
wolverine:i cant-x2

 

[starwarsfreak]

AGENT SMITH
We are willing to wipe the slate
clean, to give you a fresh start and
all we are asking in return is your
cooperation in bringing a known
terrorist to justice.

Neo nods to himself.

NEO
Yeah. Wow. That sounds like a real
good deal. But I think I have a
better one. How about I give you
the finger --

He does.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Is Wayne Brady going to have to chocke a b***h? -- Wayne Brady, Chapelle's Show

 

[Poeman]

" I appreciate your respect for man like me, but that still doesnt mean I'm not going to kill you" - Poe films

" Consider this a footnote... which will be posted on your as$" - Poe films

 

[Poeman]

"Ding Dong... the Btich is dead" poe films

" I love my life, but what i love more about it,is contemplating whats in the after life"

 

[Jasmine]

"Yo she-^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^, lets go!"-Ash.

 

[Shyair]

"Pwnd!!!"--Gamers 'round the world.

 

[Jasmine]

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."-Hannibal Lecter.

 

[The Spawn]

Gamers round the world indeed.

 

[The Lizard]

Originally posted by starwarsfreak [edited by The Lizard]
NEO
Yeah. Wow. That sounds like a real
good deal. But I think I have a
better one. How about I give you
the flipper, and you give me my phone call.

I like "the flipper" version better.

 

[starwarsfreak]

Originally posted by TheArtofShadow
"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!" - Spongebob Squarepants

thats one of the the corniest quotes yet.

 

[The Spawn]

I think we went from Bad Ass to...well, you decide.

 

[comicgirl]

Originally posted by The Spawn
I think we went from Bad Ass to...well, you decide.

Bruce Campbell- The King of Quotes...............

 

[The Spawn]

From comedy to bad ass.

 

[Shyair]

"Headshot."--FPS Announcer.

 

[The Spawn]

One man may conquer ten thousand men in battle while another man may conquer only himself... yet this man is the greater victor.

To properly defend, the attitude must be that of a thorough attack" -Sun Tsu

"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

Get thrown 99 times, get up a 100.- Kano

"Without real fight, there is no proof. Without proof, there is no trust. Without trust, there is no respect."
- Masutatsu Oyama

If Someone hits you, hit em back harder!!

"I am Godzilla! You! Are Japan!"

"Ken wa kyouki. Kenjutsu wa satsujin-jutsu."

"You must defeat my Dragon Punch (Sheng Long) to stand a chance!" --Ryu Hoshi in Streetfighter 2: The World Warrior

"If you search and search and search for Ki, Ki will elude you, however - if you never search - its elusion is certain." --Morihei Ueshiba

"The highest art is no art, the highest form is no form." Bruce Lee.

If one hits you, break his ribs. if breaks your ribs, kill him.

If you want to understand the truth in martial arts, to see any opponent clearly, you must throw away any notion of styles or schools, predjudices, likes and dislikes, and so forth. Then, your mind will cease all conflict and come to rest. In this silence, you will see totally and freshly.

When death is inevitable, only style matters.

The three easiest times to kill a man, are when he is on the toilet, in bed, or eating.

"I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell. While you're there, you can lick the Devil's ass!"

A quality martial artist is always ready for any move and trains oneself invincible - Bruce Lee

Pain is just a figment of imagination...If you believe in pain, then pain is very real...Break through the mirror of pain and roam in freedom

Size matters.

"You are where you need to be."

"He who hesitates, meditates horizontally."

"I will cut your head open and paint my wall with your brains" -Moe

"When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything" Shunryu Suzuki

"Sweat in the training halls today,so you don't bleed in the streets tomorrow"-anon

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." -Mike Tyson

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."-Mike Tyson

"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."-Mike Tyson

If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle - Sun Tzu

Anyone who tries to teach himself to use a sword has an incompetant teacher.-Skyjack

New Student : Will learning Judo teach me self defence?

Judo Teacher : Put it this way - if you live in a large city for five years, at some point someone might try to attack you. They might take your money and they might hurt you. If you learn Judo, we'll attack you every week, hurt you every week and take your money every week.

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body".

"Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield."

"you don't truly know someone until you fight them"

"I am power made flesh." - Akuma from Street Fighter

Avoid fights for this is the way of the strong. If a man cannot be drawn into a fight, he cannot be fought. If he cannot be fought, he cannot be defeated. If he cannot be defeated, he is invincible. - Ip Man

"Learn by being cut."

If we look at the world we see arts for sale. Men use equipment to sell their own selves. As if with the nut and the flower, the nut has become less than the flower. In this kind of Way of strategy, both those teaching and those learning the way are concerned with colouring and showing off their technique, trying to hasten the bloom of the flower. They speak of "This Dojo" and "That Dojo". They are looking for profit. Someone once said, "Immature strategy is the cause of grief". That was a true saying.

 

[SuperFerret]

The Raven
Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door -

Only this and nothing more."



Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore -

Nameless here for evermore.





And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -

This it is and nothing more."



Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly yours forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you" - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.



Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;

But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?" -

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"

Merely this and nothing more.



Then into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping something louder than before.

"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment, and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!"



Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;

Not the least obeisance made he; not an instant stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.





Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,

Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore -

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."



Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as "Nevermore."



But the Raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before."

Then the bird said, "Nevermore."



Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his Hope the melancholy burden bore

Of 'Never-nevermore.'"



But the Raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking "Nevermore."



This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!



Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he hath sent thee

Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."



"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -

Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -

On this home by Horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -

Is there - is there balm in Gilead? tell me - tell me, I implore!"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."





"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil - prophet still, if bird or devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore -

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."



"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting -

"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."



And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted - nevermore!

 

[Abaddon]

Thats a long ass quote!


I like EAP works.

 

[SuperFerret]

Originally posted by Abaddon
Thats a long ass quote!


I like EAP works.

As do I. Ever read "Masque of the Red Death"? It's my fav'rite, other than "The Raven".

 

[Abaddon]

Originally posted by SuperFerret
As do I. Ever read "Masque of the Red Death"? It's my fav'rite, other than "The Raven".

Nope.Have you read his poem,"Lenore"?Its sort of a prelude to The Raven.