The Basement's first Annual Sexy-Off

[Gallagher]

Alright boys and girls, it's picture time. After a rather intense and frankly sexuality confounding conversation on MSN, I have decided to bring you this thread.

It is a thread for all you beautiful people out there to show us what you really look like.

Looks like I'm going first:

Taken exactly a year ago whilst rather drunk, I'm on the left.

Special Feature: Child-like hands.

 

[Optikal]

Me and my minions.

Love 'em.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Me doing a Kurt Cobain back in my grunge days.

 

[Gallagher]

I'm still in my grunge days :heart:

 

[Keyser Soze]

There is of course only one pic I can use here:

Me as Green Lantern at Comic-Con, with MadRhapsody.

 

[Optikal]

Can't see a pic KK

 

[Catman_prb]

Your boy minion is hardcore Op. He wants to beat the **** out of those fish, you just know it.

 

[twylight]

.. I'm -not- posting my picture but OMG Optik has minions! And adorably cute minions too! :heart: -autowin-

 

[Batman]

.. I'm -not- posting my pick

You're no fun.

 

[Optikal]

Thanks Twy t:

And Cats... my son is pretty ****ing hardcore. He wants to be a power ranger when he grows up. I approve of that career choice.

 

[Gallagher]

I wanted to be Purple Ranger.

They said he didn't exist. I ****ing showed them.

 

[Optikal]

Ahem.... Power Rangers Jungle Fury:

My uhh... my boy watches it...

 

[Gallagher]

Back in my day there was Red, Blue, Black, Yellow, Pink and then the Green/White Ranger that was the same dude.

These are the ONLY Power Rangers I will recognize as THE Power Rangers.

Anyway... off topic.

 

[Optikal]

Indeed.

Kidless and smile-less:

 

[Gallagher]

Somehow sexier Sans-kids.

 

[Optikal]

Yeah, but I had to get in there early and appeal to the soccer mums didn't I?

Target demographics FTW

 

[Keyser Soze]

Me when I'm not wearing tights:

For all you foot fetishists out there:

 

[Gallagher]

... Pfft. Look better in spandex, how am I supposed to jerk it to your pictures when I can't see your package?

 

[Keyser Soze]

... Pfft. Look better in spandex, how am I supposed to jerk it to your pictures when I can't see your package?

Yeah, I really should just wear spandex all the time now.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Okay here's a pic I've FINALLY managed to upload.

 

[Batman]

Prepare to be amazed.

At the level of your own disappointment, more than likely.

Spoiler

I feel like I just pulled a Civil War-era Spidey outing.

 

[Andy C.]

Me about to eat a whole, raw onion. Don't ask.

 

[Optikal]

Epic!

You're all sexy bastards.

 

[Andy C.]

And of course, the graphic, horrifying aftermath:

 

[Gallagher]

I may add a poll later.