The Basement's first Annual Sexy-Off

[Spike_x1]

I got about halfway through the thread and blacked out.

Last I heard, someone was allergic to latex or any petroleum based products.

x4

So I guess it's a real concern?

 

[wiegeabo]

It was a matter of life and death.


...if only we'd gotten the answer in time. Who's going to want to have sex with a dead body now?

 

[Andy C.]

....you have to ask?

 

[wiegeabo]

I knew it would happen. I was just wandering who.

 

[Gallagher]

Hey guys whats goi- HEY! A dead guy! Dibs!

*Humps*

 

[wiegeabo]

I was thinking Spike would be first. But I think he usually prefers to play in their intestines to start.

 

[Spike_x1]

I'm no doctor, so I don't know, but it would depend on whether or not the body is still allergic to latex or petroleum after it's dead. I don't want the corpse breaking into a rash once I put on the latex gloves and lube up the soccer ball.

 

[wiegeabo]

I...I...it...you...


*has no words*

 

[Andy C.]

What's the matter Wieg? Never tried a House Special #12 before?

 

[Eddie Brock]

What's the matter Wieg? Never tried a House Special #12 before?

I thought #12 was the thing with the fire hoses and the live crickets.

 

[Spike_x1]

I believe that you're thinking of the House Delight #12, not the House Special. Everyone makes that mistake.

 

[SuperFerret]

I miss you guys.

 

[wiegeabo]

I believe that you're thinking of the House Delight #12, not the House Special. Everyone makes that mistake.

I don't even want to know the difference between Delights and Specials.