The Cigar Thread

[Prognosticator]

...if she just wants to fondle a cigar, yeah, i get it.

 

[Sandman138]

Well it'd be different if they were doing it in a seductive way. My boss smokes (female) and it's never attractive to watch...

*Freud* That's because she has power over you and, symbolically, your penis... also, you want to **** your mother. *Freud*

 

[Sandman138]

...if she just wants to fondle a cigar, yeah, i get it.

She wants to do more than that.... she wants to SUCK on it and take it's contents into her MOUTH!!! HOT!:heart:

 

[jaguarr]

Well it'd be different if they were doing it in a seductive way. My boss smokes (female) and it's never attractive to watch...

It's the same thing with cigarettes; how seductive or sexy does she smoke or is she as a woman in general? If she looks and acts like a trucker, it ain't happenin' for me no matter what, ya know?

jag

 

[Sandman138]

In conclusion, Prognosticator's inclination to only smoke cigars with other men means that he is actually a repressed homosexual... with mother issues.

 

[jaguarr]

In conclusion, Prognosticator's inclination to only smoke cigars with other men means that he is actually a repressed homosexual... with mother issues.

Sigmud would surely give you beard burn on your ass cheeks in appreciation of your diagnosis.

jag

 

[Prognosticator]

In conclusion, Prognosticator's inclination to only smoke cigars with other men means that he is actually a repressed homosexual... with mother issues.

Tony would have you and Freud whacked for saying that!

 

[Prognosticator]

It's the same thing with cigarettes; how seductive or sexy does she smoke or is she as a woman in general? If she looks and acts like a trucker, it ain't happenin' for me no matter what, ya know?

jag

I think a lifetime of smoking has given her a trucker-esque quality...epidermally speaking.

 

[Prognosticator]

It's the same thing with cigarettes; how seductive or sexy does she smoke or is she as a woman in general? If she looks and acts like a trucker, it ain't happenin' for me no matter what, ya know?

jag

I think a lifetime of smoking has given her a trucker-esque quality...epidermally speaking.