thejon93
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Welcome to the "The Extraordinarilly Bad(But Intentionally Bad) Fan-Fic Thread!"Of course I'm who I appear to be and I'm here to tell you all something really important: DO NOT TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY... AT ALL! This is a thread where bad fan-fics cure cancer!
Riddled and Skittled with extremely poor dialogue, bad storytelling, uninteresting characters, etc! Now, in case you all have no idea of what I'm talking about, let me give you the perfect example: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=308809. Now in that link, you'll find the masterpiece, which 'Drizzle' says "Your script is awful and your title is even worse(07/31/08)". And the author('UltimateJustin') explains: "This is my vision". 'Spiderman 4: Fire of the Dove's Eye' is the ideal example of why this thread was made. 'UltimateJustin', I salute you... if only I could find a smiley that salutes, dammit!
Anyhow, let me just talk about my first reaction to the script. I took Justin's script so seriously and even made it personal, as you'll see my "wide-range" of my own personal comments, attempting to make the script seem much worse as it really is. It's so bad, that looking back at the chaos almost/about a half year later is just hilarious. I read through that entire thread today and I was laughing my ass off. And that's my idea for this thread. If you're not going to laugh your ass off now, you're going to laugh your ass off when you look back upon it a half year later or what-not.
So, let me give you one last example, my contribution to this thread. I hope you... well, I hope you laugh(and also, this may turn into a contest to see how poorly creative somebody can get with their truly horrendous script; I haven't talked to any of the Mods about it yet... and I may never, but who knows):
A title rolls on screen.
It reads: "This movie is genius."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in, it reads: "This film will change the world."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This movie will change the world."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film has an explosion described in full detail in text at the end of the movie."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film crew made this opening title sequence in three days..."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "Longer than the shooting of the actual film took place."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film has currently made over $ in the box-office..."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "And has a chance at possibly getting a nomination in the following catagories: Best Picture('The End'), Best Director('thejon93'), Best Original Screenplay('thejon93'), Best Adapted Screenplay('thejon93'), Best Actor in a Leading Role('thejon93'; Earth), Best Actress in a Leading Role(Rosie O'Donnell; Explosion), Best Actor in a Supporting Role(Nosferatu; Clouds), Best Actress in a Supporting Role(Julia Roberts; Star A, also being nominated for her performance as Star W and finally for her role as Chris Crocker), Best Art Direction('thejon93'), Best Cinematography('thejon93'), Best Film Editing('thejon93'), Best Visual Effects('thejon93'), Best Original Score(Ludwig Von Beethoven), Best Original Song("The Bailout Necessities"), Best Sound Mixing('thejon93'), Best Sound Editing('thejon93'), Best Costume Design('thejon93'), Best Makeup('thejon93'), Best Animated Feature('The End'), Best Animated Short Film('The End'), Best Documentary Feature('The End'), Best Documentary Short Subject('The End'), Best Foreign Film('Teh Pwnage'), Best Live-Action Short Film('The End') and the movie's producer is up for a 'Golden Raspberry Award' for Worst Career Achievement Award; ('thejon93')."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "The world explodes."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "The End"
~
Genius, right?... I'm sure you all can do better than me
Riddled and Skittled with extremely poor dialogue, bad storytelling, uninteresting characters, etc! Now, in case you all have no idea of what I'm talking about, let me give you the perfect example: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=308809. Now in that link, you'll find the masterpiece, which 'Drizzle' says "Your script is awful and your title is even worse(07/31/08)". And the author('UltimateJustin') explains: "This is my vision". 'Spiderman 4: Fire of the Dove's Eye' is the ideal example of why this thread was made. 'UltimateJustin', I salute you... if only I could find a smiley that salutes, dammit!
Anyhow, let me just talk about my first reaction to the script. I took Justin's script so seriously and even made it personal, as you'll see my "wide-range" of my own personal comments, attempting to make the script seem much worse as it really is. It's so bad, that looking back at the chaos almost/about a half year later is just hilarious. I read through that entire thread today and I was laughing my ass off. And that's my idea for this thread. If you're not going to laugh your ass off now, you're going to laugh your ass off when you look back upon it a half year later or what-not.
So, let me give you one last example, my contribution to this thread. I hope you... well, I hope you laugh(and also, this may turn into a contest to see how poorly creative somebody can get with their truly horrendous script; I haven't talked to any of the Mods about it yet... and I may never, but who knows):
A title rolls on screen.
It reads: "This movie is genius."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in, it reads: "This film will change the world."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This movie will change the world."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film has an explosion described in full detail in text at the end of the movie."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film crew made this opening title sequence in three days..."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "Longer than the shooting of the actual film took place."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "This film has currently made over $ in the box-office..."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "And has a chance at possibly getting a nomination in the following catagories: Best Picture('The End'), Best Director('thejon93'), Best Original Screenplay('thejon93'), Best Adapted Screenplay('thejon93'), Best Actor in a Leading Role('thejon93'; Earth), Best Actress in a Leading Role(Rosie O'Donnell; Explosion), Best Actor in a Supporting Role(Nosferatu; Clouds), Best Actress in a Supporting Role(Julia Roberts; Star A, also being nominated for her performance as Star W and finally for her role as Chris Crocker), Best Art Direction('thejon93'), Best Cinematography('thejon93'), Best Film Editing('thejon93'), Best Visual Effects('thejon93'), Best Original Score(Ludwig Von Beethoven), Best Original Song("The Bailout Necessities"), Best Sound Mixing('thejon93'), Best Sound Editing('thejon93'), Best Costume Design('thejon93'), Best Makeup('thejon93'), Best Animated Feature('The End'), Best Animated Short Film('The End'), Best Documentary Feature('The End'), Best Documentary Short Subject('The End'), Best Foreign Film('Teh Pwnage'), Best Live-Action Short Film('The End') and the movie's producer is up for a 'Golden Raspberry Award' for Worst Career Achievement Award; ('thejon93')."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "The world explodes."
The title rolls away.
A new title rolls in: "The End"
~
Genius, right?... I'm sure you all can do better than me
