The Funny Pics Thread: With new and improved funny!

[Paroxysm]

 

[Obi-Ron]

Poochie?

 

[SpideyVille]

Poochie?

 

[Kahoot]

Where did it come from, damnit! Where!?

So long, and thanks for all the fish...

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I'm with Kahoot, Where did the ***** come from?

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

Where did it come from, damnit! Where!

I'm with Kahoot, Where did the ***** come from?

Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film*The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting *****s at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.
Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting ***** drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. …

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”

“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.

“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

“I don’t have a massive experience with *****s,” he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.

 

[Timstuff]

How the F is that even possible!? Wait, no, please don't tell me, I would rather not know.

 

[imdaly]

"dinged by a dong"! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Hobgoblin]

I've never seen either Harold and Kumor and have only seen one episode of How I Met Your Mother, so I am unfamiliar with the newer works of NPH. But that is an epic poster. I will now ask myself from now on to consider what NPH would do.

 

[fracture2112]

One of my facebook friends uploaded this pic today...My first reaction was laughter, followed by a quick facepalm.

At first I was like

But then I was like

 

[The Question]

At first I was like

But then I was like

Why? It's just people dressed funny.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Why does your friend eat glitter?

 

[Snare]

LOL at my comment being removed

 

[chamber-music]

 

[Immortalfire]

Spoiler

 

[MadVillainy]

THose First Class ones are hilarious

 

[Lighthouse]

I'm feeling really stupid, because I keep trying to understand the second one, and I'm not getting it.

 

[MadVillainy]

Remember when he said "Peace was never an option" when him and Xavier were playing chess?
Peas=Peace. It's bad so (at least to me) its funny

 

[SuperSoldier985]

 

[Paroxysm]

 

[chamber-music]

 

[SuperSoldier985]

This one took a second.. t:t:

 

[Vapor]

 

[Shemtov]

It was to my understanding that the swastika was of south Asian origin, but I could be mistaken.

Well, it was used by Jews in the past. For example, a swastika mosaic was found inthe roman-era synagogue in the Israeli Town of Ein Gedi.It was also found on The Jewish catacombs at the Villa Torlonia in Rome, and on many Judean artifacts. Wiki says that a form of the swastika is used in Kabbala as a symbol for a certain idea.
Also, it WAS an ancient Germanic symbol, specifically symbolizing Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor/Donner.
However, the Swastika was found worldwide, sucj as in ancient South America. Southwest Amerind tribes' traditional religions held it sacred, as did traditional Slavic religion. It was used as a version of the cross by medieval french churches.
It was a symbol of the Freemasons before WW2.
It goes back to the bronze age as a solar symbol, and was used as such by many of the cultures mentioned above.

 

[Angry Monkey]

Why is Night Crawler red.

That is NC right?...