The Green Lantern Caption thread.

[Webhead2006]

haha good ones, and thanks again guys for liking mine.

 

[Panthro]

Funny one UF.

RYAN REYNOLDS: "Carol Ferris or Jillian 'Cowgirl' Perlman... why choose one when I can have both? Truth, Justice, and the Polygamist Way!"

 

[dnno1]

Guy: "Hey, babe, you should try out for a part in the movie. Maybe you could play my girlfriend, Tora"

Yvonne Strahovski: "As if..."

Guy Gardner: "Babe, you don't know what your missing."

Zachary Levi: "Stay away from my girl!"
Guy Gardner: "Ungh... Where did you come from?"
Zachary Levi: You've just been Chucked!"

 

[Panthro]

Guy: "Hey, babe, you should try out for a part in the movie. Maybe you could play my girlfriend, Tora"

Yvonne Strahovski: "As if..."

Guy Gardner: "Babe, you don't know what your missing."

Zachary Levi: "Stay away from my girl!"
Guy Gardner: "Ungh... Where did you come from?"
Zachary Levi: You've just been Chucked!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Funny stuff, Panthro,Dnno1!

 

[ultimatefan]

RAIDEN: This is cruel an unusual punishment!
GREEN LANTERN: Hold your horses man, you´re just trapped!
RAIDEN:Yeah but I farted in this thing! I can´t breathe!!
GL: Oh for the love of...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe

RAIDEN: "Don't kill me, don't kill me man! Don't kill me, don't kill me man!"
GREEN LANTERN: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
RAIDEN: "What are you?!"
GREEN LANTERN: "I'm Bat- no wait that's not right..."

 

[Webhead2006]

cool ones guys, great chuck one. cant wait for sunday and monday for the new season to start up.

 

[ultimatefan]

RYAN REYNOLDS: Finally!! The Green Lantern has the Green Light, baby!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Finally, my movie got the green light!!

HALLELUJAH!!

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

GL Fans: "Ok we have the greenlight now. WB release the CAST NOW!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Finally, my movie got the green light!!

HALLELUJAH!!

 

[Panthro]

GUY GARDNER: "Get out of our caption thread!"

BOODIKKA: "I sure hope they don't cast someone like Natalie Portman to play me in the movies..."

HAL: "To Gondor!"

HAL: "I don't get it. Rogue was once arguably the sexiest female character in the X-Men titles, but the movies completely desexualized her and as a result her sex appeal in the comics was neutered to the point of being non-existent. I mean have you seen her lately? She looks nothing like the babe she was in the 1990s. Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four movies try to sex up Sue Storm and failed miserably."
SINESTRO: "Hal, those films were made by Fox. Trying to understand Fox is futility incarnate."

LABELLA: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

BLAKE: Hi, I´m Blake Lively and I´ll play Carol Ferris in the Green Lantern movie!

RYAN: I think my battery just got charged, if you know what I mean...

 

[darkseid26]

 

[Doctor Jones]

BLAKE: Hi, I´m Blake Lively and I´ll play Carol Ferris in the Green Lantern movie!

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GARDNER: What the ****, Batman? WB still hasn't learned their lesson after Katie Holmes and Kate Bosworth?
BATMAN: It looks like we need to talk to Warner Brothers.

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehe, in Lively's defense she is waaaay better looking than either Holmes or Bosworth. But the criticisms of WB's casting choices for female leads are very legit.

And don't forget about Malin Ackerman.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Malin Ackerman, sexy and hot as all hell, but I thought she was more bareable than Holmes and Bosworth.

 

[Doctor Jones]

GARDNER: Holy ****, Batman. If WB cast Blake Lively as Carol Ferris, who do you think will play me??!!
BATMAN: My guess it will either be Justin Timberlake or Zac Efron.
GARDNER: But I want... Bradley Cooper!

 

[Panthro]

BLAKE: Hi, I´m Blake Lively and I´ll play Carol Ferris in the Green Lantern movie!

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GARDNER: What the ****, Batman? WB still hasn't learned their lesson after Katie Holmes and Kate Bosworth?
BATMAN: It looks like we need to talk to Warner Brothers.

The Bradley Cooper one was funny too Jones.

I'm not digging this Blake Lively casting either. I mean, Carol's supposed to be the same age as Hal, but Lively's like 11 years younger than Ryan Reynolds. What's next, Emma Watson playing Catwoman opposite Christian Bale's Batman?

 

[Webhead2006]

good ones guys about blake i hope she will be better then kate.

 

[kedrell]

Who the fudge is Emma Watson? Was she in Sherlock Holmes?

 

[Webhead2006]

isnt emma watson the chick from harry potter movies? and she wasnt in holmes.

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

Yep she played Hermione in Harry Potter. Kedrell maybe thinking of Rachel McAdams?

 

[Webhead2006]

yea that is who i think he was talking about i was blanking on mcadams name.