The Green Lantern Caption thread.

[SpiderByte]

Still nothing. The number of fingers are correct, if that's what you're thinking.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Now I get it. His left hand looks incredibly flat.

 

[Panthro]

HAL: "OWWWWWWWWW ARRRRRRRRGH! Damn it Boodika, I said no teeth!"
BOODIKA [off screen]: "Oh, sorry..."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

MARTIN CAMPBELL: Have no worries, Hal. Your CGI suit isin the best hands, the same guys who created the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns, the alien monkey in Lost In Space and the vampires in I Am Legend...

HAL: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

 

[Panthro]

MARTIN CAMPBELL: Have no worries, Hal. Your CGI suit isin the best hands, the same guys who created the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns, the alien monkey in Lost In Space and the vampires in I Am Legend...

HAL: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

 

[dnno1]

Martin Campbell: So you see, Ryan, your costume will be CGI and it will be the coolest thing you ever saw. The most important thing is that it will be cheaper than a hand made suit since we won't have to clean it. This is the latest in technology and I don't think anyone had done this before."

Ryan Reynolds: "What about Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Dare Devil?"

Martin Campbell: "Oh no this is way better than that. Just wait until you see it."

Fanboys: "Alright, we just flew in to crash the filming site. We've got a lot of quesitons for you, Mr. Campbell. What were you thinking when you decided to go with CGI and, for that matter Sony Imageworks CGI. They suck and if you use it in the movie, it will suck too."

Martin Campbell: "No, no, guys, you've got it all wrong. This is not being done by SPI, it being done by a new (well actually it's very old) company by the name of CGI, which means Created in God's Images. They, I mean He is doing all of our sets and props. Here, let me introduce you to him. God?"

God: "Just a minute. I almost have this set perfect."

Fanboys: "Wow!, That looks real!"

God: "That's because it is."

Martin Campbell: "I guess I promised Him some type of role in the picture, and I thought this would be a great Idea."

 

[Panthro]

Martin Campbell: So you see, Ryan, your costume will be CGI and it will be the coolest thing you ever saw. The most important thing is that it will be cheaper than a hand made suit since we won't have to clean it. This it the latest in technology and I don't think anyone had done this before."

Ryan Reynolds: "What about Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Dare Devil?"

Martin Campbell: "Oh no this is way better than that. Just wait until you see it."

Fanboys: "Alright, we just flew in to crash the filming site. We've got a lot of quesitons for you, Mr. Campbell. What were you thinking when you decided to go with CGI and, for that matter Sony Imageworks CGI. They suck and if you use it in the movie, it will suck too."

Martin Campbell: "No, no, guys, you've got it all wrong. This is not being done by SPI, it being done by a new (well actually it's very old) company by the name of CGI, which means Created in God's Images. They, I mean He is doing all of our sets and props. Here, let me introduce you to him. God?"

God: "Just a minute. I almost have this set perfect."

Fanboys: "Wow!, That look real!"

God: "That's because it is."

Martin Campbell: "I guess I promised him some type of role in the picture, and I thought this would be a great Idea."

 

[Panthro]

RYAN REYNOLDS: "What's my motivation in this scene again?"
MARTIN CAMPBELL: "To not get stuck in another film produced by Tom Rothman."
RYAN REYNOLDS: "Gotcha."

 

[Webhead2006]

haha nice one dnno1

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff, especially the FX one!

 

[ultimatefan]

RYAN REYNOLDS: I dunno, do you think a CGI suit´s gonna work?
MARTIN CAMPBELL: Of course it is, this suit you´re wearing right now is CGI, you´re actually completely naked!
RYAN REYNOLDS: WHAT THE F***?!

 

[dnno1]

Lol.

 

[Panthro]

RYAN REYNOLDS: I dunno, do you think a CGI suit´s gonna work?
MARTIN CAMPBELL: Of course it is, this suit you´re wearing right now is CGI, you´re actually completely naked!
RYAN REYNOLDS: WHAT THE F***?!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[Panthro]

ALAN SCOTT/GL: "See the lady sitting next to me? I did her. Yeah, that's right. I did her. Not Batman. Not Superman. Me. Green Lantern. It's the ring. Chicks love/dig the ring."

HAL: "Alright Skeletor, you didn't take over Eternia & you're not gonna take over Earth."
DR. DESTINY: "Of course I will you fool, I- wait a minute... I'm not Skeletor, you idiot!"

Found this in the LOL Batman Thread -

GREEN LANTERN: "You gotta admit, it's funny!"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

 

[Panthro]

JLA: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot."
JSA: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot."
JLA & JSA: "In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
GOLDEN AGE GREEN LANTERN: "I Have To Push The Pram-A-Lot!"

THOR: "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
SIF: "Right."

 

[Webhead2006]

haha good one.

 

[Webhead2006]

haha good one.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

RYAN REYNOLDS: So, what´s my motivation in this scene?

RYAN REYNOLDS: Got it!

 

[Panthro]

RYAN REYNOLDS: So, what´s my motivation in this scene?

RYAN REYNOLDS: Got it!

 

[Webhead2006]

hehe

 

[kedrell]

Campbell: "Hey Blake. It's time for us to discuss how you're going to play your character."

Lively: "Sure thing, boss. What ideas do you have."

Campbell: "Mainly this: You know how Dunst, Holmes and Bosworth played their ingenues?"

Lively: "Sure."

Campbell: "Don't do it like that."

Lively: "Ah, gotcha!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Webhead! Love that "how to act" run.