The Grinch Refuge Thread

[JoeCat]

You know what I hate about Christmas? That even though the suicide rate is higher, I never see anyone jump into traffic or shoot themselves or anything. Seriously, what the hell? If you're going to go out, you might as well make it entertaining for the rest of us, you selfish bastards.

This made my day lol.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I sold blood ( or ahhh another thing ) one year in college, and gave out gift cards to the little ones........your welcome.

You can't sell blood over here and as for sperm, I believe that's called being a trick... which I'm considering.

 

[Eggyman]

You can't sell blood over here and as for sperm, I believe that's called being a trick... which I'm considering.

I thought you wanted to make money?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I thought you wanted to make money?

Hey I'll have you know old men mistake me for at rick all the time!... Oh wait.

 

[knowsbleed]

Christmas time is so... charming.

This rather jolly woman I know has purchased over a 2 day period, over $700.00 worth of presents for a few of her close friends... and she mailed them out on the 15th in hopes of them getting to her friends in time for Christmas. What she is having a hard time grasping is that we are in Korea... express mail is not really express mail. It is still going to take her packages a minimum of 3 days to get to the US. I didn't tell her about the heartache of all the drama that post office workers feel during the holidays... and that they don't give a damn about her package.

She had the nerve to tell the clerk, "If my packages don't get there by Christmas... I'm going to kill you".






Today was the 17th and her packages still show they haven't left our post office on the USPS website.



Karma's a *****.

 

[knowsbleed]

Merry Christmas... double post.

 

[knowsbleed]

I... hate... Christmas.

 

[Scarlet spidey]

I don't hate Christmas, but I don't swoon over it like people do either.
It's just another day in December really.

 

[knowsbleed]

Christmas has become a joke.

The only people laughing are the ones who are making your wallets empty.

I'm not laughing.

I'll weep with you.

 

[Noon]

Christmas sucks. It gives you high expectations of a good time, so when it all goes to **** it's even ****ter. And without fail, it all goes to ****.

 

[DDS]

Ok...I don't really have anything against Christmas except Christmas music.

So family's been setting up stuff for a Christmas party we're having at our house tonight...and the only X-mas music my mom could find was an Amy Grant CD. And she turned it up LOUD. Like you can't go ANNNYWHERE in the house without hearing it. I feel like I'm getting force-fed candy canes and sugar plumbs until I puke. Somebody hold me. :vomitagain:

If she's gonna play this all night, The Joker...I might just carry through with your request.

 

[Shemtov]

i'm not a grinch i'm a scrooge. i work especielly hard on christmas to make sure people know that i dont celebrate it.

 

[knowsbleed]

In memory... bow your heads and say a prayer for those who are no longer here[/irony]

You're a Troll, Slim.
This is supposed to be a haven for people who despise Christmas.
You're just like the people who go into the Rap thread to say that Rap is garbage.


Anyway, Christmas is a sham of a mountain of bulls*** on a foundation of bologna with crap and concentrated eye/ear torture sprinkled all over it.


I could fill 3 or 4 phonebook-sized volumes with everything I hate about Christmas, and I have.....it's old news.

But right now, one specific facet of it is standing out more than usual....

THE BELLS​

Hear the tolling of the bells -
Iron bells!
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone!
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people - ah, the people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone -
They are neither man nor woman -
They are neither brute nor human -
They are Ghouls: -
And their king it is who tolls: -
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls​

What.An.Obnoxious.Cacophony!!!!!!!!!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells

Give me money!
I'm dressed in a shabby Santa costume.
Give me your money!


Jingle-Jingle-Jingle

Clank Clank Clank

jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a

****!

SERIOUSLY!​

****!​

classic

 

[Silicon Surfer]

I forgot about this thread. I could have been hanging out with others who have the wisdom to recognize this holiday for the misery that it is.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yes! You could have! But you didn't and now that day is almost here without enough Grinchage going on. I had to do it all by myself, amongst other things, read into that what you will.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

What we need is a link to the song "your a mean one Mr. Grinch."

Edit:found it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U

 

[knowsbleed]

I sing it everyday... and children cry...


... and I get that feeling of accomplishment.


... and then I drink heavily.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

An idea for the technically oriented among us. A sound generator that emits the resonant frequency of Christmas ornaments.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Very few people put up lights. The Bell ringers don't wear Santa suits. This is very little in the way of holiday greetings. I used to love Christmas. Now I can't stand what it has become. A shell of what it was meant to be. I guess you can say that about so many things these days.

 

[Shemtov]

IRON BELLS
Christmas smells
Rudolph laid an egg
And i just saw Santa abusing a child with Pedobear!

 

[SsM]

Dude, stop posting random **** EVERYWHERE.

 

[Shemtov]

Dude, stop posting random **** EVERYWHERE.

this is not ****. its a grinchs favorite song.

 

[Sam Fisher]

this is not ****. its a grinchs favorite song.

No, it's called spam.


Bah humbug to you.

 

[michephantom]

Very few people put up lights. The Bell ringers don't wear Santa suits. This is very little in the way of holiday greetings. I used to love Christmas. Now I can't stand what it has become. A shell of what it was meant to be. I guess you can say that about so many things these days.

Yeah, it does seem that more poeple put up lights when I was a little kid. We used to go driving at nights when I was a kid down this one neighborhood and almost every house was lit up. This year, hardly any.

Eh, it's over now. Is there an anti-Valentine's day thread?

 

[Lantern Venom]

OK grinches, the frivolity is over. You can quit cutting yourselves and come out of hiding now.