Sometimes you guys are way too sensitive about this. It's a just comparing and contrasting.
I LOVE peeing next to guys, it freaks them out
even though i dedicated a thread to it, this has resulted in many pissed up dudes showing me their big willies and wanting me to see theres...
maybe i'm going to the wrong places...
I can see why they would.
How it became a matter of public policy to empty your bladder with an audience, (especially in such close proximity) I don't know, but I definitely think it's weird. 
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t: yes i am eating watermelon right now.
In college I was at a football game and had to use one of those big long trough style urinals. I was on one end and this other guy was on the other end of it. Lot's of standard, mandatory distance between the two of us. Then this other guy comes in and stands right....friggin'....next to me. Not at the middle of this 25 foot piss-trough like a normal person, where there's plenty of distance between the two guys already using it. So, already we're in bad territory. Then I feel it. His stare. Yeah...he's staring....down....at my cock. I looked at him with a very serious and angry face. He smiles at me. I turn. I pee all over him. He jumps back. I yell "You wanted to see it, well here it is!!!!!". He's yelling "Stop! Stop!". He now regrets bothering me. I now am glad I drank a bunch of beer in the parking lot at the tailgate. The guy at the other end of the trough yells "Wanna see mine, too!?" as the peeping tom is trying to escape out the other side, and turns and starts peeing on him, too. At this point, the guy is just totally covered in urine. He doesn't look happy. I finish, laughing my ass off, as does my accomplice. We both zip up and get the hell out of there before the guy we just whizzed on comes out of his stunned state and flips out. I damn near throw up laughing about it for the next hour. True story.
jag
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holy sh** i just spewed watermelon juice out of my nose reading tthis post, holy crap that is funny.
i went to a wedding recently and i had to go to the bathroom, and i heard some ungodly noise coming from one of the stalls, the guy must have been REALLY consitipated but i walked into this one stall, heard that guy pooping (fart/crap noises, groans of pain and all), and literally RAN out of the bathroom, i couldnt handle that, it was too gross. some ppl have no damn manners.
In college I was at a football game and had to use one of those big long trough style urinals. I was on one end and this other guy was on the other end of it. Lot's of standard, mandatory distance between the two of us. Then this other guy comes in and stands right....friggin'....next to me. Not at the middle of this 25 foot piss-trough like a normal person, where there's plenty of distance between the two guys already using it. So, already we're in bad territory. Then I feel it. His stare. Yeah...he's staring....down....at my cock. I looked at him with a very serious and angry face. He smiles at me. I turn. I pee all over him. He jumps back. I yell "You wanted to see it, well here it is!!!!!". He's yelling "Stop! Stop!". He now regrets bothering me. I now am glad I drank a bunch of beer in the parking lot at the tailgate. The guy at the other end of the trough yells "Wanna see mine, too!?" as the peeping tom is trying to escape out the other side, and turns and starts peeing on him, too. At this point, the guy is just totally covered in urine. He doesn't look happy. I finish, laughing my ass off, as does my accomplice. We both zip up and get the hell out of there before the guy we just whizzed on comes out of his stunned state and flips out. I damn near throw up laughing about it for the next hour. True story.
jag
Hahaha, I was going to say, "Is this some wonderful fantasy or a true story?"True story.
