The Hot Girl Next Door Is Going In My Pool

[Fran]

I'd hit it.

 

[enterthemadness]

Dammit, haven't you seen "The Graduate"? She could be his Mrs. Robinson.

jag

I saw ''Rumor Has It'' which mentions the book and movie. I found it to be a okay time waster...but that's my opinion.

I doubt she would go for it...

 

[jaguarr]

I saw ''Rumor Has It'' which mentions the book and movie. I found it to be a okay time waster...but that's my opinion.

I doubt she would go for it...

Errr....the point wasn't whether it was a good movie or not. The point was that some older women are into younger guys. He'll never know unless he has a go at it.

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

I'd hit it.

So would I...then I would rub the fact that I 'hit it' in his face...because I like being a ass sometimes.

 

[Fran]

I've never seen "The Graduate."

*Gets ready for Rancid Butthole comment*

 

[enterthemadness]

Errr....the point wasn't whether it was a good movie or not. The point was that some older women are into younger guys. He'll never know unless he has a go at it.

jag

Our young poster...lad...or is it yad..I dunno. Anyway, he's only 15. Now if they ran away to Canada...then he has a shot. Besides I thought she was seeing someone

 

[jaguarr]

It is certain that you'll never climb a mountain if you never try.

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

It is certain that you'll never climb a mountain if you never try.

jag

Unless you climb one in virtual reality program .

 

[jaguarr]

Unless you climb one in virtual reality program .

Or hire a hot Swedish supermodel mountain to come to you.

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

Or hire a hot Swedish supermodel mountain to come to you.

jag

but where would he get the dough from?

 

[jaguarr]

but where would he get the dough from?

Don't shoot holes in his fantasy, man.

jag

 

[enterthemadness]

Don't shoot holes in his fantasy, man.

jag

I suppose he can bet and rigged a sporting event...... sounded better in my head. Wait, wrong thread. Wait....he can get a job asking if peeps want fires with that.

 

[Badger]

but where would he get the dough from?

Student loans and allowance.

 

[enterthemadness]

Student loans and allowance.

how would he repay the loans? Become a pimp?

 

[Badger]

Donate Sperm and Bone Marrow.

 

[enterthemadness]

Donate Sperm and Bone Marrow.

a guy can only donate so much.

 

[Badger]

a guy can only donate so much.

wuss

 

[enterthemadness]

wuss

Donate until you shoot blanks for months to come

 

[Dark Phantom]

Whoa, whoa! Who said I'd do half the things you guys suggested?








....how much can you get for donating sperm?

 

[Dark Phantom]

You don't live in he Maryland area do you, Dark Phantom? Because the girl sitting next to her in that last pic looks just like someone i know....

uhh, her name is hibah and she lives in pakistan right now....or does she?

i thought you said she looked like a younger version of jolie?

you don't think she does?

Dammit, haven't you seen "The Graduate"? She could be his Mrs. Robinson.

jag

As much as I love "The Graduate", she's not that old. She's not a milf, she's just a 12 years older than me young adult.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

uhh, her name is hibah and she lives in pakistan right now....or does she?

you don't think she does?

As much as I love "The Graduate", she's not that old. She's not a milf, she's just a 12 years older than me young adult.

that would probably make her a Milf in England. hell in this country she'd be a grandma by now.

 

[Dark Phantom]

that would probably make her a Milf in England. hell in this country she'd be a grandma by now.

27 year olds are considered grandmas in england?!

Edit: ok that article is an exception. but it's not like that happens in a daily lifestyle, does it?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/432463.stm god bless the UK


England has RIDICULOUSLY high teen pregnancy rates. At least they counteract all of the immigration, or English people woulld be a minority. Chavs or Immigrants.. who'l win?

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Tomorrow or some time this week, this really hot girl who livesright next door to me will be going into my pool soon. Let me explain the situation, which is followed by a dillema .

This girl or woman you might say is like 25 years old and comes from a middle east background. Her name is pronounced Roo-He, but I don't know how to spell it in Islamic form. She looks like a younger version of Angelina Jolie. Plus, her room is right across from my room window! She's been a tenant for a year now and I've never really spoken to her, after all I'm only 15. But She is friends with my 11 year old sister, since they were connected by the family that once lived Roo-he's house. So They're all friends.

Here's the problem....
This woman has the hottest body you've ever seen. If I see her in a 2- piece bathing suit, let alone a 1-piece bathing suit, my drool will cause the pool to overflow. Not to mention my dad and my grandpa are the creepiest bunch of perverts. They'd get front row seats.
So what should I do? It'll be a really hot day and I'd like to go into the pool, but if i see Roo-He I won't take my eyes off her and she'll think I'm a real pervert. But If I try to avoid her, I won't be able to go into the pool, I'll be bored, and I won't be able to see that woman's body .

Are there any other options? What can I do to prevent me from acting like a fool?

Not much,all you really have to do is stay calm..and watch what you say.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I've seen her before. She been around the block, yo.

Hahaha, owned.