The Hype Band....

[Ronny Shade]

Stairway to Heaven sucks ass. I try not to think about it.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I give you the hype band's first song

SOMETIMES THE WORLD LOOKS CRAZY, NOTHING COULD BE ARRANGED
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA FEELING LIKE YOU NEED SOMEKIND OF CHANGE
STANDING TALLLLL
ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMMSSS
RISE AND FALLLLLLLL
ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMSSSS
RAIN AND THUNDER, WIND AND RAIN IM BOUND FOR BETTER DAYS
ITS MY LIFE AND MY DREAMSSS
NOTHING GONNA STOP ME NOW
(TYPES OUT THE SOUND OF A HERMONICA..WHAAA HWAAA WHAAA WHAAAAAA)

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Stairway to Heaven sucks ass. I try not to think about it.

maybe if P. Diddy did a Hip Hop version of it?

 

[Danalys]

all that blings is cold
and he's pimping a ride to heaven

 

[jaguarr]

Big Jaggy is a hip-hop GAWD!!! WHo'd-a-thunk!?

I'm a lyrical Tyrannosaurus!

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

maybe if P. Diddy did a Hip Hop version of it?

not really.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*muscles' song*

Here's song #2


Button your lip Urkel
Button your coat
Lets go out dancing
Across the Greyskull moat
Let's hire a nannie
Let's hire a maid
Don't be so Tri-Clops
Judith Light is a babe!

Youre not the only one
Riding on Falcor
You're not the oreo
Adrift on this ocean (of milk)

This coming and going
Is driving me nuts
The Luck Dragon's growin'
But V.I.C.K.I. is not.
So pick up the napkin
It's blue on the floor
Skeletor dropped it
To piss of Randor

Youre not the only one
Riding on Falcor
Youre not the Oreo
With mixed emotions

 

[jaguarr]

Song 2 was a title originally used by Blur, Wilhelm. You're in danger of copyright infringement. I expected more from you!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Song 2 was a title originally used by Blur, Wilhelm. You're in danger of copyright infringement. I expected more from you!

Well I already infringed "Mixed Emotions" by the Stones and their lawyers make Blur's lawyers look like Hummel figurines, so...

 

[DV8]

all that blings is cold
and he's pimping a ride to heaven

LOL!!

 

[jaguarr]

Well I already infringed "Mixed Emotions" by the Stones and their lawyers make Blur's lawyers look like Hummel figurines, so...

This is true. You could always go the Weird Al route and claim parody rights, anyway.

jag

 

[DV8]

Song 2 was a title originally used by Blur, Wilhelm. You're in danger of copyright infringement. I expected more from you!

jag

if he just arbitrarily puts "muscles song" in parentheses after it, we good

 

[Fran]

Silly noob. Not even aware of references from early this year.

This is why you aren't ready for the trials.

Well, two things:
1) I joined in March, so not sure which month that reference is from.
2) I had a 3-month absence, started posting seriously after the SM3 teaser trailer.

 

[Fran]

Stairway to Heaven sucks ass. I try not to think about it.

 

[DV8]

I'm not sure you realize quite how funny it is that you're trying to teach me how to rap

teaching Ronny Shade how to bust flows is like telling Michael Jordan how to play basketball; like telling richard pryor how to tell a joke; like telling JAL how to molest youngins . . . like telling DV8 how to mack upon these hoes . . . .

 

[jaguarr]

teaching Ronny Shade how to bust flows is like telling Michael Jordan how to play basketball; like telling richard pryor how to tell a joke; like telling JAL how to molest youngins . . . like telling DV8 how to mack upon these hoes . . . .

Like telling blind_fury how to remain emotionally frozen and having to pay for sex...

jag

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Name: "The Super Duper Really Cool Awesome-riffic Sucky Band" Other wise known as, the SDRCARSB.

Genre: Heavy Metal

Playing: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screaming: DOG LIPS
Guitar: Drakon
Drums: JAL
Bass: Dew
Guy that runs around in Trogdor costume: Me

I actually can play the drums.

 

[DV8]

hey look . . . it's my 3000th post . . . I'm such a miserable fkn noob

 

[DV8]

Like telling blind_fury how to remain emotionally frozen and having to pay for sex...

jag

or like telling Jag how to QWN blind_fury in every post he executes with precision-like execution . . .

 

[The Apatow Crew]

hey look . . . it's my 3000th post . . . I'm such a miserable fkn noob

Now you can get a bigger avvy now. 75x75

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Now you can get a bigger avvy now.

Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight.

 

[Danalys]

an aliterative assignment
beside being basic
cryptic communique clouds
desperate denomative dichtomy
else easy erstwhile
feats fail frankly
good god gladly
help haiku halves
iradicate irregular instances
judge juggling juvenial
keep kangaroos keen
leaping lizards lost
my mind mistress
nascent neaderthal nearly
opened original oblation
paid pennies perhaps
quit quivering quarry
rational reason ratified
secluded safety satisfied
trembling tower toppled
until unique urges
vanish verily verify
words worth writing
xerox xmas x-ray
yearly yule yawn
zero zany zombies


i have no idea why i wrote that but it passed some time.

 

[unstoppable]

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Homestarrunner.com rocks so hard.

Limozeen!

yes yes it does

 

[Hudson]

anyone in need of a saxophonist?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Hmmmm...Who would I wanna choose to be in my band.

Well..

I would have to be on vocals, because I love to sing, even though I can't properly.

We'd be a fast punk band in the same style as The Ramones. Very catchy pop tunes.

Me on Vox and rhythm guitar because I love doing two things at once

Wilhelm on bass. I can imagine him trying to play bass as four women clench hold of his arms. His bass would just make women melt down there. The Barry White of the bass guitar.

Equint on drums. That motherf**ker is cool enough to be in my group, he lives in New York which is a plus to the scene of punk were going for (New York punk, 1970s) Being one of those angry biatches, he'd take out all his anger on the drum kit, occasionally using a few spotty teenage kids, who think their gonna get laid. Yeah, through his determination and ill-spirit, He'll drum like a god.

We'd call ourselves:

Cat Ass Trophy!