The Hype Gods

[wolfsfang]

Okay since the last home of the Hype Gods was mysteriously closed down I think it is time to brink them back

For those of you who don't remember (or did not see the last thread) it is a very simple premise...

If you could be a GOD of any one thing (okay I will let you go up top three) what would it (they) be?

All the GODS as they stand right now are shown below

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THE HYPE GODS

The Gods of Mind and Thought

Wolfsfang - God of Insanity - Lord of the Atheists - Master of Oblivion

The insane king of the Gods. Wolfsfang is of the Gods, Wolfsfang is from the Gods. The eternal being from which all other Gods come from.

He is the past, present and future of the Gods.

Wolfsfang is eternal


Herr Logan - God of Critical Thinking

Blind Fury - God of Dreams

El ASESION - God of Suicide

Demogoblin - God of Perception

slipalong - God of Apathy

The Question - God of Imagination

Kmack - God of Jubilance

enterthemaddness - God of Madness.

I am capable of making people go mad and experience things like Deja Vu, experience rage, evil, Vengeance, insanity, bully, and go into the Twilight Zone. However...

But since Madness isn't far off from Insanity and Evil, I'm a lesser God under Wolfsfang and Spider-X (Insanity and Evil Gods in this thread). My powers are just temporary.


The Gods of Justice

Master Chief - God of Vigilanties - Lord of Devestation

Batnkevlar - God of Karma

The FallenAngel - God of Violence - Lord of Rage - Master of Darkness: Located mainly at The Church of Eternal Violence and Rage

comicgirl - Goddess of Vengeance - also goes by the name Nemesis

Abaddon - God of Destruction

Malice - God of Mailcious Retribution

Corinthian™ - God of Sarcasm and Judgement


The Gods of Nature

SuperFerret - God of Nature

Morg - God of Animals

The Femal Torch - God of Arachnids

Carter - God of Lightning

Sentinel X - God of the Sky

Karem-Knight - God of Water

Son of Logan - Reflecticon -God of Life - Lord of Reincarnation - Master of Purgatory

My followers shall be known as the Reflectinites. The Reflectinites shall worship life, having great respect for nature, the golden rule and karma. Those who fail to worship life shall find theirs forfiet

Whirlysplat - God of Energy

Squeekness - Goddess of Hamsters and Mice - LOL


The Other Gods

Spider-X - God of Evil

Iglius - God of Time

Dog Lips - God of Sex

DV8 - God of *****

Tangled Web - God of Irony

ScottyBBad - God of Nothing

Titan101 - God of Everything (tho this is not actually possible as No God can control all things)

Britrogue - God of Heat

Ronny Shade - God of Physics

DBella - God of Manipulation

Mr Lex Luthor - God of Superhumans - Lord of Colorful language that can in no way be deemed suitable for the ears or use of small children

The Last Meatbag - God of Magic

deemar325 - God of Cool - Lord of the curse words

• Age: 5 Billion years old
• Home: Fortress of Shaft-Ti-Tude!
• * Monolithic Penis of the Dark Dimension, able to Smite Thee Veerily!
• *Shield of IGNORANCE! blocks all attempts of manipulation and sensible or sinister thought.

Wilhelm-Scream - God of Rock and Roll

Sean Adisano - God of Food - Lord of Ass Kicking

kakarot069 - God of Bad Hair Styles - Lord of blow up mattresses

bored - God of Watching Sports

Dr.Victor Lehnsherr - God of Reality Shows

tzarinna - Goddess of *****ing and Moaning

Strange - God of Bodily Functions

Lucy in the sky - God of Languages

Saquatch - God of Biscuits

Boom - God of Egg Yolk

ShadowBoxing - God of Fitness

Noon - Goddess of fertility, intoxication and music (in modern terms; sex, drugs and rock and roll!)

Invoked before student parties and concerts, I bring hedonistic pleasure to all! I require a yearly sacrifice of grass, a lowly man slave and songs to be written in my honour.

I manifest in many forms including a heavily tattooed punk rocker, an Egyptian queen and a large black snake.

My symbol is a cup, my day is Friday, my heavenly body is the moon and my phone number is.... no wait

rigel7soldiers - God of Procrastination

"after all, The last minute is the only one that counts."

Super Mark - God of Joyous Laughter

Aren - God of Love

Danalys - God of Structured Nothing

Utter Carnage - God of *********ion

The Spawn - God of Apocalypse - harbringer of war,famine, pestilence, and Death

Marvel Man - God of Telekinesis

redmarvel - Goddess of Desire

The Amazing Lee - God of Beer

Movies205 - The Chronicler - All Knowing

"Movies205, takes up humble residence at the core of the Hype, near a moldy piece of cheese and the server's processor. He is above the eternal wailings of the wretched mortals who occupy the plane known as "The Hype" but below the God which govern such moral decrepity, he sits loafy in a faux disposition of superiority above such mere mortals. FOR HE IS THE CHRONICLER OF THE HYPE, HE KNOWS ALL!

JLBats - God of the Higher Evolutionary Immortals and how they got the groove back.

Childlike Wild - Goddess of Good Iced Drinks

Equint77 - God of Rehab

litlgreendude - God of fast food employees

xwolverine2 - God of Gods (most useless God as Gods can't affect other Gods lol)

webhead731-God of Mr. Face and being sarcastic!

Batty for Bats! - God of Wet hard Nipples

lordofthenerds - God of the Nerds.

Super Mark - God of joyous laughter.

Colossal Spoons - God of Microbiology and Donkeys

Iceman - God of Space, Time and Other Stuff

The Infernal - God of Thread Necromancy - Lord of Being Tickled Pink

Lighthouse - God of Motion Pictures

 

[Calvin]

Wolfsfang is from the Gods. The eternal being from which all other Gods come from.

Wolfsfang: not the god of logic.

 

[wolfsfang]

Wolfsfang: not the god of logic.

Insanity gods are not supposed to be logical...that would be too SANE

 

[Calvin]

It still sounds silly.

 

[LadyVader]

So the Hype is becoming a religion now?

 

[LadyVader]

Insanity gods are not supposed to be logical...that would be too SANE

Well actually, calling somebody insane because they're insane is quite logical.

Calling somebody insane when actually they are logical beings, is by definition an insane thing to do.

 

[wolfsfang]

Of course it sounds silly Calvin. That's the point.

Hasn't the Hype always been a religion? I'm just adding the Gods


The purpose of the Insanity god is to drive others insane. He is neither sand nor insane himself he just does whatever it takes to get the job done. Including talking about himself in the third person

 

[Joker]

I would be god of pwning nwb5 and 177tn355...oh yeah, and god of being super f**king awesome all the time

 

[LadyVader]

Of course it sounds silly Calvin. That's the point.

Hasn't the Hype always been a religion? I'm just adding the Gods


The purpose of the Insanity god is to drive others insane. He is neither sand nor insane himself he just does whatever it takes to get the job done. Including talking about himself in the third person

There's nothing wrong with talking in the third person. It reminds LadyVader of Gambit.

 

[Space Moose]

Oh Noes!!!

 

[Calvin]

Of course it sounds silly Calvin. That's the point.

Hasn't the Hype always been a religion? I'm just adding the Gods


The purpose of the Insanity god is to drive others insane. He is neither sand nor insane himself he just does whatever it takes to get the job done. Including talking about himself in the third person

Then I'm the god of the instanty gods suck club.

 

[Erzengel]

Please please please tell me that some of the posters weren't self named and that those titles were grafted to their names?

 

[LEX]

If the last thread was locked and closed, there's a chance this one may as well.

 

[Ronny Shade]

My godship is rather boring

 

[wolfsfang]

Please please please tell me that some of the posters weren't self named and that those titles were grafted to their names?

Everyone is self named.

Calvin the quote you are complaing about is referring to the fact that neither can exist without the other.

I created the Hype Gods so without me all these gods would not exist. But if none of these gods existed then my god would also vanish.

You simply can't have one with out the other...that is all it means.

 

[wolfsfang]

If the last thread was locked and closed, there's a chance this one may as well.

I think it might have been because of all the fighting and stuff so I think we should try to keep this one as nice and civil as possible.

You can change your godship Ronny. Or simply do what me and a few other have done and add a couple of more as well in the form of MASTER of **** and LORD of ***

 

[Ronny Shade]

Well in practice, being the god of physics would be far from boring, but it's not as funny to talk about as, say, god of swearing or god of *****

 

[wolfsfang]

Well be a lord of something that you would find funny to talk about

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Well Ahura Mazda is the God of all that is good; he represents wisdom and was all powerful but to say I was all that I think would be just a tad too vain

 

[squeekness]

Squeekness = Goddess of Hamsters and mice, LOL.

 

[The Spawn]

The Spawn --- God of The Apocalypse, harbringer of war,famine, pestilence, and Death.

 

[Kaleb]

waite there is a God of *****

 

[The Spawn]

There is now.

 

[Danalys]

you do realize that everything can be thought of as structured nothing.

 

[Marvel Man]

so we can make ourselves a god if it isnt taking?

Well then I would be God of Telekinesis (Muahh I can be the next Pheonix!)