"The Hype Hospital: a fanfic by The Amazing Lee. FREE LEE!"

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The Amazing Lee I thought I'd start on this fanfic cuz I'm bored and unable to type. thanks to Shenhelms121 who posted this for me.

In SHH fanfiction tradition, I bring you this installment of which hopefully will be a fine addition to the fanfics that the hype has.
I will try and not do a Doglips on you all. As long as I get support, I will carry this on as much as I can. I do have a habit of
leaving projects half way through but if you nag me, I will carry on this spectacle.

So...

this is my fan fic. entitled Hype Hospital. If you wanna part, just tell me. and I shall see what I can do.

::HYPE HOSPITAL::

::CHAPTER ONE::


Our story begins at the very start. Not the middle, not the end but the beginning. It begins on a dark cold night at the foot of a hospital bed.
It wouldn't have been cold, But someone left the door open. That person,was our hero, a protagonist....a dog?
Yes, the hype hospital was known for having the best doctors, or mods to some. Each had their own power, not just in the hospital, but out.
Dr Lips was his name, not your ordinary doctor by any means. For this would be hero was in fact a dog.
A dog? you may be thinking. A dog? may the parrots be repeating. But yes, a dog. His passion for biology lead in a career as a proffesional doctor and surgeon.
As our hero steps up to his newest patient he takes out his clip board, puts on his reading glasses and looks at the patients details.

Dr. Lips: Good evening. As I can see on my clipboard you must be Goldenagehero.
GAH: Yeah, FOOL.
Dr. Lips: So, what seems to be the problem here?
GAH: I think I've broken my bone.

Dog Lips tail wagged. he ears pricked up and eyes widened.

Dr, Lips: b..b..bone you say eh?

Gah: Yah, my bone.

Dog Lips licked his lips. for fascination of bones was an addiction. He could not help it. Had been to rehabonitation clinic
but it was his one weakness. This did not help his career as a doctor and he had been in trouble before.

Dr. Lips: Which bone in particular? a juicy thigh bone, perhaps a tasty rib..mmm

Gah: You ain't putting your mouth on my bone.

Dr. Lips: How hard would you say your bone is, is it HARD or is it soft and moist?

Gah: Oh man, it's HARD. It is HARD. Oh man, I think I burst a vein...I mean, I was so totally boning this chick SO hard.
She wanted it. oh yeah, I am the KING.

Dr.Lips: Woah woah woah, back UP. what kinda bone are you talking about here. This isn't the type of bone I'll sink my teeth into.
I mean...well...perhaps we can remove this bone.

Gah: You ain't removing that 10 inch piece of man love. It's my joy and besides, it's the one thing the ladies love about me.
Apart from my stretchmarks. Chix dig the marks. skidmarks stretch marks. it's a sign of a TRUE man.

Dr. Lips: Your penis, your willy, your whipper snapper, love puppet, juice box, your buckaroo...wow. Ok, now I know the details.
I'm just going to get the anaesetic.

Dog Lips walked into the next room and picked up a big needle.

DL: Ok, this won't hurt abit. You'll feel a slight prick, but we all know you've felt one of those before.

GAH feel straight to sleep.The doctor looked under his robes.

DL: I cannot see it...hmmmm....I think it's time to find the microscope and tweezers.

This innocent scenario may seem like a very straight or gay beginning. But bigger things are about to start. this is only fore play.
For the inspectors of this hospital, are ready to give up on this insane asylum for the sane. the cuckoo clock for your average tit.
But all will soon be unveiled. (if you think this isn't a pile of s**t)
 
Awesome. We miss your pants, Lee! :csad::up:
 
May I please have apart?

Decent start. I'll keep my eye on this fan fic...
 
DOG LIPS said:
Awesome. We miss your pants, Lee! :csad::up:
:wow: Speak for yourself.:o



Nice start.:up:
 
Dog Lips is too busy digging for bones to free Lee. :o I meant buring bones...
 
This shouldn't slide,good stuff Lee:woot: and who probated him,he's so nice:huh:
 
I have no life,two weeks until return.
I think he got an added 3 weeks for signing on under another user name. Have no idea who probated him.
 
Lee is off probation in 23 hours.
 
I wanna be in this fic!:D DL's too lazy to finish his so maybe I'll read one with an actual ending.:o
 
Spidermanluvr28 said:
I wanna be in this fic!:D DL's too lazy to finish his so maybe I'll read one with an actual ending.:o
I'll show you an ending. :cmad: *Spank!!!!*
 
I got no requests to be in mine :csad:perhaps it's due to the amount of characters that die:woot:
 
DOG LIPS said:
I'll show you an ending. :cmad: *Spank!!!!*
Yeah? That's a very *****ty ending! Get your ass back to work you good-for-nothing-mod.:p*Punches.*
 
23 hours,I wonder if he's rocking from anticipation.
 
Alrighty.. Next part coming in from Lee:

The Amazing Lee: So here we have it. the newest chapter. before I return in 22 f**king hours. ARGH. hopefully this will keep you entertained. :-)

Chapter Two:

So we've already reached a number two. Hopefully this number two will satisfy you all. I definetely need to get
this number two off of my chest anyway. So I begin, once more. In the depths of a hospital known by few.
In the mysterious board room. A place only mods and very important people are allowed to enter, as only confidential matters
can be uttered here.

Four figures walk into the board room and sit down.

**SLAM**

A briefcase hits the oriental varnished woodtop table which you can buy from your local hardware store for 159.99.
Two clicks and the brief case is open. As each of the four figures glance at this very important document.

Dew K. Mosi:I'm glad you are all here to join me for this historical moment. As head of the board of directors with Malice by my side,
We are now allowed to unveil the plan to end all plans, the plot of all fan fic plots, the stimulus of all crappy hollywood films.
films. I present to you, Preperation H AKA The Uwe Bolle effect. AKA That sh**ty lump on my ass.

Malice: I bet you're thinking. Hmmmm...what exactly is this diabloically sexy plan, well let me tell you...well let me tell you..you..you.tell you..you..

Dew slaps Malice across the back.

Dew: I deeply apologise, Malice has this obsession with upgrading himself. But the trouble is, it always has it's faults.
Bloody Androids. At least he isn't paranoid.

Malice: Paranoid? paranoid? who called me paranoid.

Dew: Sometimes I worry about your life Malice.

Malice: Life? Don't talk to me about life.
Dew: Anyways, moving swiftly on, what Malice is trying to say is that this plan, will be the end for the hype.
We plan to get rid of this hospital once and for good, and then we will be able to complete the whole objective.
From that day forward, everyone will be able to have a LIFE. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The two other board of directors, hinted a smile. They gave their thumbs up and headed off. For now, it is not known to you the reader
or me the narrator who the f**k these mysterious characters are....but all will be revealed in a twist so to keep this fic fresh
and not boring. But for now, these people have no face. No face you say? well you can't see the plans without a face. But let me stop you there
because these people do have a face but this face hasn't been revealed so that they indeed do not have a face because you cannot see that face which is their face.So let's face it, now no-one knows what the face is going on.At that very moment, our protagonist hero with a nose fit for smelling sweet dog butt had heard these very words that had been humbled
from this penguin's mouth. He did not like what he heard. This hospital was his life. so therefore he had no life for this life because this life was his life, even though inevitably he had no life because of this life.
But to get to the point, he was a doctor first and foremost and a dog afterwards. Although sniffing abit of crack on duty never hurt anyone.
He that is Dr. Lips was here for the people, to help them with their problems but not to let them have a life. As soon as this was heard Dog Lips forgot about his patient, GAH and his gigantic bone and ran straight towards the staff room.

Dr. Lips: Fellas, keep this quiet but something big is going down and no, Musclesforsupes hasn't eaten the whole cafeteria again.

Dr. Morg: What is it? Have some pretuding boobies slipped out of their non needed padded bras?

Dr. Hunter Rider: Or perhaps the newest Movie trailer has entranced millions of our patients.

Dr. Lips: No guys, the fate of the hospital lies in our very hands.

Dr. Morg: In our hands. OH GODm were gonna die, I ain't strong, I can't hold up a whole hospital. ARGH!

Dr. Lips:
I mean't metaphorically, are you deaf or something?

Dr. Morg: Yeah, but this is a script remember, it doesn't have to make sense.

Dr. Lips: Ok, get the others. We need to keep this secret, but the hospital is going to be shut down. So get the shotguns, get the medical weed and get me MY BONE,
because this boys, is gonna get physical!
 
:o sometimes I put off reading a fan fic in fear the writer will pull a DL. See...?

Example:

Writer: I'm pulling a DL!
Readers: :cmad: get that pirate fool!

:hyper:....
this is why I have no stand up career.
 
Cute.
When I get back from work Lee will be back.
 
You can put me down for a victim... maybe found with his head stuck in a toilet and when they pried him out he was infected with some unknown disease that is contageous?
 
Eww,I don't want to share a room with him.

bear
 
Let me know when I'm in a fic. These are freakin' awesome.
 
hehehhe my reputation proceeds me,good stuff Lee...watching from the shadows:wow::woot:
 
*bemused* Dr Morg? I hope I'm the gynecologtist doctor :D
 
Alright Mateys. I am glad you all like the fan fic so far.

Anyone got any ideas on where I should go next...any sub-plot lines I should include.

Any characters including yourselfs?

and anything else?

:)
 

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