The Hype Mole 3: "One of Them"

[Majic Walrus]

So is anybody married?

I'm previously engaged. We had a falling out.

I've got a wife. My name's Harry.

Did one of you say that you had a satellite phone that didn't work? Jesus Christ.... Where the hell are we?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

That is my question - I did not know that in this day and age there were deserted islands such as this.

Is your wife here, Harry?

 

[Dark Helmet]

Sup guys single never married & enjoying the having fun part of dating & by the way any stupid & silly questions & comments about my name you will get ignored

 

[Majic Walrus]

That is my question - I did not know that in this day and age there were desert islands such as this.

Is your wife here, Harry?

No... No. She's not here. She's with my son in England by now. And yeah... A "deserted" island. I'm sure that in a few hours the guys from Playboy or Sports Illustrated will be here to start filming beautiful ladies running around in nearly nothing. I'm sure they'll take us home soon. No worries... Uh... What was your name again?

Sup guys single never married & enjoying the having fun part of dating & by the way any stupid & silly questions & comments about my name you will get ignored

Oh... Hey there... Uh... Oobedoob? Right?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

No... No. She's not here. She's with my son in England by now. And yeah... A "deserted" island. I'm sure that in a few hours the guys from Playboy or Sports Illustrated will be here to start filming beautiful ladies running around in nearly nothing. I'm sure they'll take us home soon. No worries... Uh... What was your name again?

Reza and it would be nice to think that even though I have my doubts...

 

[SsM]

Trying to escape a nightmare, and now trapped in a permanent one.

And I'm trapped in it with all of you. Trust me, you all just stay out of my way, and we -all- might make it out of here. But mess with me, and trust that only one of us will be getting off this island - me.

Aww. Want a lollipop to make the baby feel better?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Reza and it would be nice to think that even though I have my doubts...

C'mon Rezzy it's like you said... There aren't deserted islands anymore. By this time tomorrow I'll be complaining to the airport people about having almost died... Probably some damn geese in the engine or something.

 

[SsM]

I'm surprised no one has started talking about suing the **** out of the airline.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

First off, it is not "Rezzy", it is Reza.

Regarding my doubts, somehow I should be getting reception on my phone and yet I am getting nothing. I am no tech guru but the head of IT in the family office assured me that this phone would work from anywhere and I have used it in many obscure places and yet as I previously stated no reception!!!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I'm surprised no one has started talking about suing the **** out of the airline.

To sue, we would need to get off the island and in any case, what the airline could pay me would just be a pittance.

 

[Dark Helmet]

To sue, we would need to get off the island

Indeed worry about getting off first & surviving

 

[SsM]

Indeed worry about getting off first & surviving

It makes no difference to me, everyone I ever loved is dead.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm surprised no one has started talking about suing the **** out of the airline.

Yeah. I know this lawyer I went to undergrad with.. We could get him involved.

To sue, we would need to get off the island and in any case, what the airline could pay me would just be a pittance.

Aha... Yeah..

First off, it is not "Rezzy", it is Reza.

Regarding my doubts, somehow I should be getting reception on my phone and yet I am getting nothing. I am no tech guru but the head of IT in the family office assured me that this phone would work from anywhere and I have used it in many obscure places and yet as I previously stated no reception!!!

Sorry Reza. Just trying to make some friends while I'm here.

As far as your phone in concerned... I wouldn't worry too much about it. I mean it probably got tossed around all over the place when we crashed. It's got a screw loose in it somewhere probably. Hey... Anyone know how to fix a satellite phone?

It makes no difference to me, everyone I ever loved is dead.

Whoa... I mean we did just survive a crash landing into the middle of BF-desert island, but that's pretty gloomy.

 

[SsM]

Yeah. I know this lawyer I went to undergrad with.. We could get him involved.

I have no plans for a lawsuit, it would just be blood money anyway.. I was just surprised no one has screamed LAWSUIT seeing as we live in a world where someone gets scratched and they sue.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I have no plans for a lawsuit, it would just be blood money anyway.. I was just surprised no one has screamed LAWSUIT seeing as we live in a world where someone gets scratched and they sue.

Were you on the same flight I was? I mean my meal wasn't what I ordered I got stuck in an aisle seat and then... What was that other thing?

OH yeah! The plane crashed into the damn ocean! I think I'm entitled to some compensation for being stranded on a deserted island for... God knows how long we'll be here.

 

[SsM]

Were you on the same flight I was? I mean my meal wasn't what I ordered I got stuck in an aisle seat and then... What was that other thing?

OH yeah! The plane crashed into the damn ocean! I think I'm entitled to some compensation for being stranded on a deserted island for... God knows how long we'll be here.

Do you know exactly who was at fault? We could have been shot down. We know nothing.


What is the last thing you remember man? I was asleep almost the entire time and then woke up almost drowning.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Do you know exactly who was at fault? We could have been shot down. We know nothing.


What is the last thing you remember man? I was asleep almost the entire time and then woke up almost drowning.

Shot down?! Don't be crazy there's no rea-- Wait a minute? What do you know about this flight that would cause us to be shot down? Are you not telling us something that would help us figure how we ended up on a deserted freaking island??

 

[SsM]

No, I was simply stating that there are a plethora of things that could have gone wrong.


Where the hell is everyone...

 

[chaseter]

I am here! To announce you all have 2 hours left. I will remind you all that it will be beneficial to get to know one another really well.

 

[SsM]

Hard to do when every one is off on their own.

 

[Dark Helmet]

Just spent the last 20 to 30 minutes installing Windows 7 I told you guys we should start an AIM chat

 

[SsM]

Guys, I found a cave.. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS


inside.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

T-D-K Kicks SSM in his offal to get to the scraps.


Hurrah for i have, wait what is this?

 

[SsM]

It's crap... nothing of value.

**Headbutt**

 

[Dark Helmet]

Anyone up for a game of golf