The Hype on Lifetime

[Immortalfire]

It recently hit some of us that there are quite a number of stories that get told here, could be a movie of the week
For example, I already claimed that Catman's little hot mom and daughter adventure at Pizza Hut would make a good one..."The Pizza Hut Seduction" or something.

Others?

 

[jaguarr]

Mr. Credible's anal love triangle with his ex-girlfriend and her married sister who's husband was in Iraq come to mind.

jag

 

[Mee]

Hooters: Love at First Sight

 

[StorminNorman]

He Doesn't Wash His Hands:
The tales of a love struck, obsessive friend

 

[Immortalfire]

Kainedamo's love triangle of Dan and Vicki, has Lifetime written all over it.

"My Buddy List, My Stalker"

 

[Erzengel]

Immortalfire and DBella

in

Men Don't Tell

(A Story of Domestic Abuse Against Husbands)​

 

[Immortalfire]

Someone refresh my memory on the thing with Tangled Web...

 

[Erzengel]

Let's see:

Tangled Web

CyberSex with JAL

Frotteur at a Rock Concert

Intimate Feelings with an 8th Grader

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hooters: Love at First Sight

So cool when it shows Carmen getting off, alone, looking tired, duffel bag on her shoulder, juicy "clip-clop" of her feet on the dark, damp asphalt of the parking lot, she unlocks her car door to go home, you hear a " hi. "
And then *BrOwr* a low mettalic synthesizer note and the camera pans up and you see him standing behind her.

But that movie's called

"Don't Be Mean: The Hooters Murders" or something.

 

[Erzengel]

But that movie's called

"Don't Be Mean: The Hooters Murders" or something.

Hahahaha!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Coming up next on Lifetime, "Callgirl". The story of a group of women with dreams of being supermodels whose dreams fall apart and force them to resort to selling their bodies for money, pretending to be from foreign countries like Sweden and Brazil in order to compete in a heartless, cruel business plagued with abuse, drugs and heartache. Follow their journey in a world with no escape where no one appreciates them for being the women they are, but rather the women they are perceived to be through the eyes of one man; a client who epitomizes the things that tear these women down to the breaking point. Can they survive and escape? Find out next....on Lifetime.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Let's see:

Tangled Web

CyberSex with JAL

Frotteur at a Rock Concert

Intimate Feelings with an 8th Grader

I also saw him warming up to the idea of COMICBOY "sexually harrassing" him, even though CB's wording was "I wish some of you guys would hurry up and get older so I could sexually harrass you.", because "he's a little queer."
Disturbing part of course not "being a little queer", but the sense of a vulture circling a coyote corpse, both the vulture AND the coyote corpse acknowledgeing the fact that the coyote corpse is a minor.

 

[Erzengel]

This Summer

A Boy on a Quest

To Become a Man

Against All Odds

To Achieve What Has Alluded Him So Long

GoldenAgeHero
in

Not Without My Virginity​

 

[Catman]

It recently hit some of us that there are quite a number of stories that get told here, could be a movie of the week
For example, I already claimed that Catman's little hot mom and daughter adventure at Pizza Hut would make a good one..."The Pizza Hut Seduction" or something.

Others?

Let's go to Lifetime together and pitch the idea.

 

[jaguarr]

I also saw him warming up to the idea of COMICBOY "sexually harrassing" him, even though CB's wording was "I wish some of you guys would hurry up and get older so I could sexually harrass you.", because "he's a little queer."
Disturbing part of course not "being a little queer", but the sense of a vulture circling a coyote corpse, both the vulture AND the coyote corpse acknowledgeing the fact that the coyote corpse is a minor.

Coming up next on Lifetime, "Chickenhawk". He played the part of the older, flattering friend to impressionable young boys but he had an ulterior motive that would devastate their young lives forever. The story of an internet predator coming up next...on Lifetime.


jag

 

[Mee]

Erzengel & Ronny Shade
in
"ALMOST ASIAN"​

 

[Erzengel]

In a Forum with Thousands of Posters

One Poster Stands Up to Finally Be Noticed

And to Gain Recognition

After Years of Effort

Catman

is

Looking for Attention After Like 5 Years​

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Not Without My Virginity

Can't wait for the scene where his Mom demands that he put used toilet paper in the wastepaper basket instead of flushing it.

 

[Immortalfire]

This Summer

A Boy on a Quest

To Become a Man

Against All Odds

To Achieve What Has Alluded Him So Long

GoldenAgeHero
in

Not Without My Virginity​

*falls on floor laughing* t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Coming up next on Lifetime, "Callgirl". The story of a group of women with dreams of being supermodels whose dreams fall apart and force them to resort to selling their bodies for money, pretending to be from foreign countries like Sweden and Brazil in order to compete in a heartless, cruel business plagued with abuse, drugs and heartache. Follow their journey in a world with no escape where no one appreciates them for being the women they are, but rather the women they are perceived to be through the eyes of one man; a client who epitomizes the things that tear these women down to the breaking point. Can they survive and escape? Find out next....on Lifetime.

jag

I sense an Emmy..

 

[Mee]

"Finding the Joys of Womanhood"
Starring Master Chief​

 

[Immortalfire]

Mee & Darthphere, united by an NFL thread. Torn apart, by a quarterback. "For Love of Romo"...Tuesday at 9.

 

[Erzengel]

This Christmas

One Moderator

Goes on a Power Kick

And Loses the Respect of All

I,MOD

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ooooooooooh

 

[Immortalfire]

There was the time I saw a hot girl at a Braves game. She never paid me any mind, but I know she wanted me....obviously, because she was sitting in front of me!