The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[JP]

Who can we cast as the boring and utterly useless Stannis Baratheon?

 

[Pink Ranger]

You can be one of Craster's wives.

Hey, that's MY role. All of them.


: Oh well, you nasty dissident Crows have conquered Craster's Keep. Well, here I am, do with me what you will.

: Uh, thanks, but, uh ... we're good. We'll just be heading back north now.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm not one of your Spice Girls ****es.

The feisty ones always say that at first. Then I break them down with a bit of Tamarind.

 

[Lily Adler]

Who can we cast as the boring and utterly useless Stannis Baratheon?

chasester? psylockollus? MangleBop? Godzilla2000?

 

[JP]

Oh, chaster. I like it.

 

[ComicChick]

someone needs to do a legit lengthy GoT recast (from the show cuz i haven't read the books lol)

Starks
Targaryens
Baratheons
Lannisters
Tyrells
Martells
Tullys
Freys
Night's Watch
Wildlings et al

:evil:

 

[Lily Adler]

Someone who has intimate knowledge of the series would be able to do such a thing. A being with absolutely no life other than these books... Kane?

 

[Guts]

Someone get George RR Martin to join the site and he can do the recast.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Someone get George RR Martin to join the site and he can do the recast.

I don't feel like waiting 5 years just for one post.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh, chaster. I like it.

I never thought I'd see the words "chaseter" and "I like it" put that close together.

Because, I mean...

 

[E-Man]

Mortal Kombat Redux

Baraka- Reek
Cyrax- Parker Banned
Sektor- Kane52630
Ermac- Sabetoonth
Rain- Pink Ranger
Sub-Zero- Me. Yes. I cast myself as The Great Hyphen. Love it.
Jade- I SEE SPIDEY or whichever black female Hypester kills her and takes her Highlander spot by the time you read this
Scorpion- BizarroAids
Liu-Kang- Sawyer
Jax- Sage
Freddy Krueger- Marvolo
Kabal- Fallen Angel
Johnny Cage- Erzengel
Kenshi- Bruce Banner
Kung Lao- Specter313
Kratos- Colossal Spoons
Kitana- Kvz2834978232numbers039278293283
Mileena- Anita18
Nightwolf- Asteroid-Man
Noob Saibot- Iceman
Raiden- Vartha
Quan Chi- Knowsbleed
Sonya- Harls
Reptile- Hound55
Shang Tsung- Krypton Inc.
Sindel- LibidoLoca
Smoke- Bullets
Kano- Anubis
Stryker- DarkSentinel
Sheeva- FlickChick85
Goro- The Original Bamfer
Kintaro- JJJ's Ulcer
Skarlet- RedMarvel
Shao Kahn- Mirko(not to be confused with CroCop)
Cyber Sub-Zero- Spider-Aziz

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Fallen Angel]

 

[Lily Adler]

Another thing the Genesis had over SNES.

 

[Reek]

Who can we cast as the boring and utterly useless Stannis Baratheon?

I don't believe any one or any thing could replace Stephen Dillane... well.. besides of course

 

[JP]

Because Dillane is the best at being boring and utterly useless?

 

[chaseter]

Oh, chaster. I like it.

Who is that?

 

[Reek]

Because Dillane is the best at being boring and utterly useless?

 

[Greens]

I just wanted to cast Senty as Podrick, DJ as Dontos, CC as S,and Aziz as Rickon.

Game of Thrones

Robb - DarthSkywalker
Edmure Tully - Marvolo
Blackfish - dude love
Ollena - Anita18
Varys - Kane1298752
Robert Baratheon - Hunter Rider
Viserys - Dark Sentinel
Rickon - Spider-Aziz
Dontos - DJ Kiddwhatsawhosit
Lysa Arryn - Godzilla2000
Samwell Tarly - Krypton Inc.
Baelish - Reek
Shae - Squeekness
Talisa - Drz
Catelyn - CC
Talisa's horse - Roose Bolton
Yara - Victarion
The Spice King - I don't know what a 'Clippy' is but there ya go.
Oberyn - JJJ's Ulcer
Cersei - Sawyer
Robin Arryn - Danoyse
Loras - Gianakin
Arya -Ramsay Bolton/Rogue Agent
Renly - Matt
Joffrey - Greens
All of Westeros - the 'to believe or not to believe' thread

DarthSkywalker is dead, and his ***** mother.

Spoiler

a quote, mods

 

[Reek]

gone for good

 

[Greens]

gone for good

"The flesh of her face clung in ragged strips from her eyes down to her jaw. Some of the rips were crusted with dried blood, but others gaped open to reveal the skull beneath."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Didn't my character get his face cracked open like an overripe melon?

I approve!

 

[Greens]

Didn't my character get his face cracked open like an overripe melon?

I approve!

He's also a bisexual. It's perfect.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Bisexual with a bisected head.

 

[Reek]

I just wanted to cast Senty as Podrick, DJ as Dontos, CC as S,and Aziz as Rickon.

Game of Thrones

Robb - DarthSkywalker
Edmure Tully - Marvolo
Blackfish - dude love
Ollena - Anita18
Varys - Kane1298752
Robert Baratheon - Hunter Rider
Viserys or Pork Sausage - Dark Sentinel
Rickon - Spider-Aziz
Thoros of Myr - DJ Kiddwhatsawhosit
Lysa Arryn - Godzilla2000
Samwell Tarly - Krypton Inc.
Baelish - Reek
Shae - Squeekness
Talisa - Drz
Walda Frey - CC
Talisa's horse - Roose Bolton
Yara - Victarion
The Spice King - I don't know what a 'Clippy' is but there ya go.
Oberyn - JJJ's Ulcer
Cersei - Sawyer
Robin Arryn - Danoyse
Loras - Gianakin
Arya -Ramsay Bolton/Rogue Agent
Renly - Matt
Pycelle - C. Lee... no. not Tywin.
Joffrey - Greens
All of Westeros - the 'to believe or not to believe' thread

a couple of changes.