The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[Reek]

"The flesh of her face clung in ragged strips from her eyes down to her jaw. Some of the rips were crusted with dried blood, but others gaped open to reveal the skull beneath."

She don't speak, you bastards cut her throat to deep for that. But... She remembers. My Lady, did Greens have anything to do with it?

The other Nod.

 

[Greens]

She don't speak, you bastards cut her throat to deep for that. But... She remembers. My Lady, did Greens have anything to do with it?

The other Nod.

Her voice is halting, broken, tortured. The sound seems to come from her throat, part croak, part wheeze, part death rattle.

Reek. It rhymes with leek.

 

[JP]

You know it.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Mortal Kombat Redux

Baraka- Reek
Cyrax- Parker Banned
Sektor- Kane52630
Ermac- Sabetoonth
Rain- Pink Ranger
Sub-Zero- Me. Yes. I cast myself as The Great Hyphen. Love it.
Jade- I SEE SPIDEY or whichever black female Hypester kills her and takes her Highlander spot by the time you read this
Scorpion- BizarroAids
Liu-Kang- Sawyer
Jax- Sage
Freddy Krueger- Marvolo
Kabal- Fallen Angel
Johnny Cage- Erzengel
Kenshi- Bruce Banner
Kung Lao- Specter313
Kratos- Colossal Spoons
Kitana- Kvz2834978232numbers039278293283
Mileena- Anita18
Nightwolf- Asteroid-Man
Noob Saibot- Iceman
Raiden- Vartha
Quan Chi- Knowsbleed
Sonya- Harls
Reptile- Hound55
Shang Tsung- Krypton Inc.
Sindel- LibidoLoca
Smoke- Bullets
Kano- Anubis
Stryker- DarkSentinel
Sheeva- FlickChick85
Goro- The Original Bamfer
Kintaro- JJJ's Ulcer
Skarlet- RedMarvel
Shao Kahn- Mirko(not to be confused with CroCop)
Cyber Sub-Zero- Spider-Aziz

 

[Roose Bolton]

Game of Thrones

Robb - DarthSkywalker
Edmure Tully - Marvolo
Blackfish - dude love
Ollena - Anita18
Varys - Kane1298752
Robert Baratheon - Hunter Rider
Viserys or Pork Sausage - Dark Sentinel
Rickon - Spider-Aziz
Thoros of Myr - DJ Kiddwhatsawhosit
Lysa Arryn - Godzilla2000
Samwell Tarly - Krypton Inc.
Baelish - Reek
Shae - Squeekness
Talisa - Drz
Walda Frey - CC
Talisa's horse - Roose Bolton
Yara - Victarion
The Spice King - I don't know what a 'Clippy' is but there ya go.
Oberyn - JJJ's Ulcer
Cersei - Sawyer
Robin Arryn - Danoyse
Loras - Gianakin
Arya -Ramsay Bolton/Rogue Agent
Renly - Matt
Pycelle - C. Lee... no. not Tywin.
Joffrey - Greens
All of Westeros - the 'to believe or not to believe' thread

Matt isn't worthless enough to be Renly.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The greatest recast of all time, for the greatest TV show of all time:

[size=+1]HOMICIDE: Life On The Street[/size]


Det. Frank Pembleton: Thundercrack85
Det. John Munch: DarkSentinel
Det. Stanley “Big Man” Bolander: Fallen Angel
Lt. Al Giardello: Hunter Rider
Det. Meldrick Lewis: terry78
Det. Beau Felton: Human Torch
DA Ed Danvers: Matt
Sgt. Kay Howard: flickchick85
Det. Steve Crosetti: Erzengel
Det. Tim Bayliss: Schlosser85
Det. Megan Russert: danoyse
Det. Mike Kellerman: Duke
J. H. Brodie: JP
Billie Lou: Sawyer
Lt. Stuart Gharty: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Dr. Julianna Cox: Anita18
Det. Terri Stivers: Kelly
Det. Paul Falsone: KalMart
Det. Laura Ballard: ComicChick
Det. Rene Sheppard: Godzilla2000
Cst. Michael Giardello: TheNextNolan22
Dr. Scheiner: KRYPTON Inc.
Col. George Barnfather: C. Lee
Cpt. Roger Gaffney: craigdbfan
Luther Mahoney: JJJ’s Ulcer
Junior Bunk: MrMaooz
Georgia Ray Mahoney: Pink Ranger

 

[Fallen Angel]

Pinky you gave me a good part right?

 

[JP]

I don't know her.

 

[Sawyer]

The greatest recast of all time, for the greatest TV show of all time:

[size=+1]HOMICIDE: Life On The Street[/size]


Det. Frank Pembleton: Thundercrack85
Det. John Munch: DarkSentinel
Det. Stanley “Big Man” Bolander: Fallen Angel
Lt. Al Giardello: Hunter Rider
Det. Meldrick Lewis: terry78
Det. Beau Felton: Human Torch
DA Ed Danvers: Matt
Sgt. Kay Howard: flickchick85
Det. Steve Crosetti: Erzengel
Det. Tim Bayliss: Schlosser85
Det. Megan Russert: danoyse
Det. Mike Kellerman: Duke
J. H. Brodie: JP
Billie Lou: Sawyer
Lt. Stuart Gharty: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Dr. Julianna Cox: Anita18
Det. Terri Stivers: Kelly
Det. Paul Falsone: KalMart
Det. Laura Ballard: ComicChick
Det. Rene Sheppard: Godzilla2000
Cst. Michael Giardello: TheNextNolan22
Dr. Scheiner: KRYPTON Inc.
Col. George Barnfather: C. Lee
Cpt. Roger Gaffney: craigdbfan
Luther Mahoney: JJJ’s Ulcer
Junior Bunk: MrMaooz
Georgia Ray Mahoney: Pink Ranger

Dead to me.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Pinky you gave me a good part right?

You are the veteran respected detective played by Ned Beatty who is constantly exasperated by the BS coming from your partner John Munch.

I don't know her.

The alternative-looking civilian employee played by Max Perlich who films crime scenes.

 

[Reek]

 

[Pink Ranger]

Dead to me.

I thought you'd be flattered. You've got an awesome rack for a woman of your age.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So Reek cast me as Thoros who is basically a former boozer turned hero for the brotherhood without banners and PR cast me as a cop who had a drinking problem but turned it around and was apparently a coward and racist. I think I'm seeing a pattern here

Also thank God for wiki haha

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

12 Monkeys (2015 SyFy show)

James Cole - Sawyer
Dr. Cassandra Railly - LibidoLoca
Katrina Jones - Squeekness
José Ramse - Pink Ranger
Aaron Marker - JP
Whitley - Reek
Jennifer Goines - Godzilla2000
Pallid Man - Victarion
Striking Woman - ComicChick
Senator Royce - KevanG
Max - Parker Wayne/ Mrs. Sawyer
Deacon - Fallen Angel
Oliver Peters - Spider-Aziz
Elena - Snow Queen
Col. Jonathan Foster - E-Man
Leland Goines - DarkSentinel
Capt. Frank Whitley - Roose Bolton
Dr. Henri Toussaint - BLACKVULCAN
Mr. Werner - Krypton Inc.
Matthew Cole - jaymes_e06
Young Cole - MrMaooz​

Alright took some time with this one, also if you're not watching this show it's pretty damn good

 

[Reek]

I thought you had red hair.

though we could have said you were hodor.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

DJ Hodor throws down haha. But considering I'm 5'4" it wouldn't really fit besides the DJ part. I have sandy blonde almost brown here

 

[Kane52630]

Don't look at me like that.
You got me wrong.

Someone who has intimate knowledge of the series would be able to do such a thing. A being with absolutely no life other than these books... Kane?

Sektor- Kane52630

 

[Reek]

Well played, my lord hand.

 

[Sawyer]

12 Monkeys (2015 SyFy show)

James Cole - Sawyer​

Now this I can live with.

 

[JP]

For how long?

 

[Sawyer]

Longer than you, young lady!!!

 

[JP]

Short enough.

 

[jaymes_e06]

12 Monkeys (2015 SyFy show)

James Cole - Sawyer
Dr. Cassandra Railly - LibidoLoca
Katrina Jones - Squeekness
José Ramse - Pink Ranger
Aaron Marker - JP
Whitley - Reek
Jennifer Goines - Godzilla2000
Pallid Man - Victarion
Striking Woman - ComicChick
Senator Royce - KevanG
Max - Parker Wayne/ Mrs. Sawyer
Deacon - Fallen Angel
Oliver Peters - Spider-Aziz
Elena - Snow Queen
Col. Jonathan Foster - E-Man
Leland Goines - DarkSentinel
Capt. Frank Whitley - Roose Bolton
Dr. Henri Toussaint - BLACKVULCAN
Mr. Werner - Krypton Inc.
Matthew Cole - jaymes_e06
Young Cole - MrMaooz​

Alright took some time with this one, also if you're not watching this show it's pretty damn good

Cool I might have to start watching.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The season finale is on Friday but if you have OnDemand I'm sure you can catch up. It's really good and if you like time travel and several plots going on at once you will dig it

 

[Snow Queen]

Elena - Snow Queen

Is this a good thing or shall I be offended?