The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[dude stannis]

Not gonna lie... I've always had naughty thoughts about Joanie Laurer, even before her plastic surgeries.

I've been revisiting the attitude era this year and yeah, I've absolutely become a huge fan and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't had the same thoughts.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

she has done porn, children...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I've watched maybe half an hour of wrestling in my entire life. But my brother owns WWE 2K. I like to create characters on there and make up little backstories for them, then hand the controller to him to play.

My favorite was a soccer mom whose sons convinced her to enter wrestling prizes and sweepstakes. She won the biggest prize, being allowed to wrestle one WWE match. She had experience at self defense and absorbed a lot of wrestling moves naturally because her husband and children watched it all the time. Turns out the company and fans loved her so much that she stuck around as a diva.

 

[dude stannis]

So it was like the female pro wrestling version of Rocky?

 

[Reek]

if I had made some of these castings, I'd be *****ed at right now.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

So it was like the female pro wrestling version of Rocky?

Is it? Been so long since I've watched Rocky

 

[Superwoman Prime]

if I had made some of these castings, I'd be *****ed at right now.

Why's that?

 

[Pink Ranger]

My favorite was a soccer mom whose sons convinced her to enter wrestling prizes and sweepstakes. She won the biggest prize, being allowed to wrestle one WWE match. She had experience at self defense and absorbed a lot of wrestling moves naturally because her husband and children watched it all the time. Turns out the company and fans loved her so much that she stuck around as a diva.

There's an actual movie with a similar storyline.

 

[Lily Adler]

Princess Ariel
Sensi

King Triton
hippie_hunter

Sebastian
E-Man

Flounder
jokesonm3

Scuttle
dude stannis

Ursula
Flickchick85

Flotsam and Jetsam
Reek

Prince Eric
Ash J. Williams

Grimsby
Pink Ranger

Chef Louis
Roose Bolton​

Doesn't use the poster with the alleged penis?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Grimsby
Pink Ranger
​

Well, I have been known to wear a powdered wig and tights.

 

[Kane52630]

WWF Hype 1998 - 2001

Mankind - Reek
Undertaker - Roose Bolton
Stone Cold Steve Austin - dude stannis
Vince McMahon - C.Lee
Linda McMahon - squeekness
Chyna - Superwoman Prime
Val Venis - Gianakin
Chris Benoit - Greens
Bradshaw - ComicChick
Faarooq - Flickchick
Booker T - Black Narciussus
Ric Flair - KRYPTON INC
D'Lo Brown - Kane52630
Billy Gunn - Schlosser
Crash Holly - Jokesonm3
Goldust - Sawyer
Rikishi - Spider Aziz
Jerry The King Lawler - DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Rob Van Dam - Naked Shia
Bubba Ray Dudley - Napoleon
D-Von Dudley - Victarion
Spike Dudley - Clark-Kent

Walking down the Hype like

 

[Superwoman Prime]

@Pink Ranger: Stay classic! ^_^

@Libido Loca: See the tower at the top of the zig-zag walkway? I don't believe the original had the sparkle splashing tho.

 

[E-Man]

WWF Hype 1998 - 2001

Mankind - Reek
Undertaker - Roose Bolton
Stone Cold Steve Austin - dude stannis
Vince McMahon - C.Lee
Linda McMahon - squeekness
Chyna - Superwoman Prime
Val Venis - Gianakin
Chris Benoit - Greens
Bradshaw - ComicChick
Faarooq - Flickchick
Booker T - Black Narciussus
Ric Flair - KRYPTON INC
D'Lo Brown - Kane52630
Billy Gunn - Schlosser
Crash Holly - Jokesonm3
Goldust - Sawyer
Rikishi - Spider Aziz
Jerry The King Lawler - DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Rob Van Dam - Naked Shia
Bubba Ray Dudley - Napoleon
D-Von Dudley - Victarion
Spike Dudley - Clark-Kent

There is no way in hell that Jokesonm3 is 400 pounds of pure, hardcore muscle.

 

[jokesonm3]

There is no way in hell that Jokesonm3 is 400 pounds of pure, hardcore muscle.

Well im 400 pounds of something.

 

[dude stannis]

Walking down the Hype like

Have you heard of the Attitude Era podcast? That's what spurred me to revisit the atittude era and 1998 D'Lo Brown was probably the best worker in the roster.

 

[Sawyer]

Spoiler

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Wayans looks like he's gonna lose it any moment.

 

[Parker Wayne]

WWF Hype 1998 - 2001

Mankind - Reek
Undertaker - Roose Bolton
Stone Cold Steve Austin - dude stannis
Vince McMahon - C.Lee
Linda McMahon - squeekness
Chyna - Superwoman Prime
Val Venis - Gianakin
Chris Benoit - Greens
Bradshaw - ComicChick
Faarooq - Flickchick
Booker T - Black Narciussus
Ric Flair - KRYPTON INC
D'Lo Brown - Kane52630
Billy Gunn - Schlosser
Crash Holly - Jokesonm3
Goldust - Sawyer
Rikishi - Spider Aziz
Jerry The King Lawler - DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Rob Van Dam - Naked Shia
Bubba Ray Dudley - Napoleon
D-Von Dudley - Victarion
Spike Dudley - Clark-Kent

*Inserts himself in as Chris Jericho*

 

[dude stannis]

*Inserts himself in as Chris Jericho*

Break down those walls Pee Way!

 

[flickchick85]

Ursula
Flickchick85

​

Yep, this seems about right.

WWF Hype 1998 - 2001

Faarooq - Flickchick

I don't know anything about WWF but I just looked this guy up and LOL.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Break down those walls Pee Way!

 

[dude stannis]

I don't know anything about WWF but I just looked this guy up and LOL.

Bradshaw and Faarooq are the ones who protect all the underdog wrestlers. I felt you and CC where appropriate.

 

[E-Man]

I don't know if I can picture FlickChica as a beer drinking, cigar chomping brawler with a fake door that says "Damn" a lot, but at the same time I don't want to picture her any other way now.

 

[dude stannis]

That's exactly how I always picture her.