the hype's comedy jam thread!

[GoldenAgeHero]

I figured i try lighten up the mood of these forums by creating this thread. I'ts basically hype posters coming up with thier own jokes. Feel free to be as risque as you want!

 

[Kritish]

In the hype thread makes you!

 

[terry78]

My sig is my comedy. My theme song and Greg Kinnear(you will ruin Feast of Love) commentary are the end all, be all.

 

[bullets]

Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is ****ing her.

 

[terry78]

Steal some jokes from Shoot 'Em Up.

- Why is a gun better than a wife?
:You can put a silencer on a gun.

- What's the difference between this car and a porcupine?
: With the porcupine, the prick's on the outside.

 

[Untilteld]

You're momma's so fat when she's in the city, everyone runs and yells "GODZILLA!"

You're momma's so fat she sweats while she swims.