The Internet Tough Guys

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Ever notice how whenever someone's threatening others online, they always post stuff like: "You wanna say that to my face? I'm 6'7, weigh 270 pounds and go to gym everyday, I'll beat your ass in a heartbeat, loser!". Oh please, next thing you know, everyone on the internet looks like Lou Ferrigno, except for you. Why can't someone say "oh sure, I'm only 5'2, but don't let my height fool you, I'm one tough midget!"? I'd feel legitimately intimidated by that guy, actually.

 

[Sean Adisano]

i'm 2'3 and have no arms...but i'll kick the crap out of all yous

 

[Master Chief]

I'm 5'10 and like, 200 pounds. But I'll only kick your ass if you attack me first or are attacking someone else. Betch!

 

[tzarinna]

What sites are you going to?
I haven't witnessed this.

 

[muertevilla]

i'd be more worried about my computer getting a virus from internet **** girls

 

[Eros]

It happens on this site to, Imo unless i see you, i dun beleive so and so is 6 whatever and 250 of solid muscle.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

What sites are you going to?
I haven't witnessed this.

Me either. Well..I got reported once & got threatened by AOHell.

 

[Drakon]

"Better to be thought a fool and remain silent, than speak and remove all doubt."

"Actions speak louder than words"

"Fight to win. They're not throwing fisticuffs of love at you."

 

[El ASESINO]

That happens in real life to

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Ever notice how whenever someone's threatening others online, they always post stuff like: "You wanna say that to my face? I'm 6'7, weigh 270 pounds and go to gym everyday, I'll beat your ass in a heartbeat, loser!". Oh please, next thing you know, everyone on the internet looks like Lou Ferrigno, except for you. Why can't someone say "oh sure, I'm only 5'2, but don't let my height fool you, I'm one tough midget!"? I'd feel legitimately intimidated by that guy, actually.

Joe Pesci does

 

[unstoppable]

the assistant principle at my school is bout 5'5 and he could beat the crap out of any guy in the school

size doesn't matter

how hard ya punch does

 

[Jerry]

"Its not about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward."

 

[X-Chick]

Nobody has ever said that to me.

 

[Jerry]

Unstoppable, add to your sig "a .500 team winning the World Series" as well. Because that sucked.

 

[Kritish]

98 percent of internet users are idiots, once you come to accept that you'll be better off.

 

[terry78]

Every guy on the internet is a hulking bodybuilder that knows martial arts and has been in the marines. Though I do agree that most people wouldn't be as bold with their opinions if they were talking to the person in real life, but if they had people backing up their argument, possibly. I'm a short ass guy, but I have no qualm with telling anyone obviously taller than me what's up if the sit-chee-a-shun calls for it.

FYI, you do see the irony in your screenname and this topic, I hope.

 

[Kritish]

Every guy on the internet is a hulking bodybuilder that knows martial arts and has been in the marines. Though I do agree that most people wouldn't be as bold with their opinions if they were talking to the person in real life, but if they had people backing up their argument, possibly. I'm a short ass guy, but I have no qualm with telling anyone obviously taller than me what's up if the sit-chee-a-shun calls for it.

FYI, you do see the irony in your screenname and this topic, I hope.

And they all have done Carmen Elektra,but she's a **** so that might be true.

 

[Mike_D202]

Most internet users are over 200lbs but its not muscle

oh and im 136 and 6'1 (which is normal for somebody my size mind you).

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm 5'6, 125 lbs and have a mean crustache. My clear-lensed shades will kick your sunglasses' butt any ole' day. My toughest weapon: My intellect and elbows... And none of you can top my fashion... Ghetto sweater vest; White tee (shout out to my homies); Anti-wrinkle, anti-stain slacks. Just call me JeffMeister.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Most internet users are over 200lbs but its not muscle

oh and im 136 and 6'1 (which is normal for somebody my size mind you).

Only if you have zero muscle, maybe. That's a rather low weight.

 

[Kritish]

I'm a 6'4 ex SEAL, that's interests include weight lifting, trying to my fifth degree in Karate and I've killed eighty-six people!

IZ ROXXORZ UR SOXXORZ N00bz!

 

[Mike_D202]

Only if you have zero muscle, maybe. That's a rather low weight.

I mean I'm 6'2 and 225. I lift 3 days out of the week and use the internet to intimidate people on message boards.

 

[Kritish]

I mean I'm 6'2 and 225. I lift 3 days out of the week and use the internet to intimidate people on message boards.

I wish I had the telepathic ability to destroy people's computers.

 

[unstoppable]

"Its not about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward."

or if your able to dodge a punch and keep dodging

 

[unstoppable]

I wish I had the telepathic ability to destroy people's computers.

I know many trolls that would be mind wiped if I had that ability