Iron Man 2 The Iron Man 2 caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Well, the movie´s up and running, so it´s time for it to have its own caption thread!

FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

 

[kedrell]

Favs: "We are sooooo money right now."
Matthew: "You know it, Jon."

 

[ultimatefan]

FAVREAU: Well, as you can see, due to the current recession we had to cut down the crew for the sequel, but hey, you´ll barely notice the difference, right buddy?
CREW GUY: I wish I was dead.

 

[Iceburgeruk]

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Favreau: Luminescent flatulence has ever been my curse and my gift.
Other guy: Its a curse dude. Just a curse.

 

[Trevelyan006]

Favreau: Where the bleep is the furniture?
Other Guy: How do you think we got Rourke?

 

[Troy_Parker]

Jon: Dya think they'll notice the budget cuts?

Other Guy: ...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, budget cuts...

 

[Shadow-Guardian]

Jon: I like ponies.

Other guy: Me too.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What exactly is the deal here, mortal? You won't answer my letters, you won't return my calls, the God of Thunder will not be ignored!"
IRON MAN: "Dude, we went out for coffee!"

 

[Iceburgeruk]

THOR: Stop!!!!!

THOR: Hammer time!

It had to be done.

 

[ultimatefan]

Some Gods can´t take a hint, can they?

hehe, hammer time...

 

[ultimatefan]

No superhero can beat me in box office success, critical acclaim or award wins.

Yeah, but will you be hitting THAT?

Lucky bastard...

 

[ultimatefan]

JON: Huh, where the f*** is the rest of the cast and crew?
CREW GUY: Somebody found out there´s a hole that allows you to see Scarlett Johannson changing in her dressing room.
JON: Really: And you still came due purely to loyalty and work ethics?
CREW GUY: Nah, I´m gay.

 

[MarvelFanClub]

lol

 

[Panthro]

JON: Huh, where the f*** is the rest of the cast and crew?
CREW GUY: Somebody found out there´s a hole that allows you to see Scarlett Johannson changing in her dressing room.
JON: Really: And you still came due purely to loyalty and work ethics?
CREW GUY: Nah, I´m gay.

TONY STARK: "Thor, dude, seriously, what the Hell happened to your costume? Did they really slash your budget that badly? And where's your hammer?"

HE-MAN: "I'm Not Thor!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "...1001, 1002, 1003."
Iron Man: "Uh, Mr. Thor? Steve said that you needed to see me."
Thor: "Oh, Mr. Stark. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back."
Iron Man: "Well, you asked me to come by, sir."
Thor: "Oh, did I?"
Iron Man: "Yes."
Thor: "Oh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
Thor: "You have your ubulas muscle which connects to the upper dorsanus …. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life….. I’m just going to grab this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get ya."
Iron Man: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Thor, but not from you."
Thor: "Wait a minute! I-- feeble attempt? I-- I'm very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the mansion."
Iron Man: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns!"

 

[kedrell]

Steve: "Ahem!"
Thor: "Huh?"
Steve: "Mr. Thor, you have a massive erection."
Thor: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go."
Steve: "Yeah."
Thor[to everyone else]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!"

 

[Figs]

edit: double post

 

[Figs]

Nice one Kedrell with the Anchorman quotes.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Marvel!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Who did this? Iron Monger? Mandarin? Justin Hammer?
THOR:No, 36 hours of non-srop love-making with Scarlett Johannson were too much for his heart. Even the reactor couldn´t stand it.
CAP: I was never jealous of his money or his lifestyle or his brilliant inventions, but dammit, I´m jealous of his death!
THOR: That makes two of us.

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey and Iron Man soon realized a staring contest probably wasn't going to work properly.

 

[kedrell]

Iron Man: "I just got one thing to say to you after that 3rd movie of yours."
Spider-Man: "Oh yeah, what's that?"
Iron Man: "You're goin' down as Marvel's #1 movie franchise!!"

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Who did this? Iron Monger? Mandarin? Justin Hammer?
THOR:No, 36 hours of non-srop love-making with Scarlett Johannson were too much for his heart. Even the reactor couldn´t stand it.
CAP: I was never jealous of his money or his lifestyle or his brilliant inventions, but dammit, I´m jealous of his death!
THOR: That makes two of us.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: "I just got one thing to say to you after that 3rd movie of yours."
Spider-Man: "Oh yeah, what's that?"
Iron Man: "You're goin' down as Marvel's #1 movie franchise!!"

Nyahahahahahaha