The JAWS Fan Gets Some BOOTY!!!!!!

[CashforStash]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

 

[SuperFerret]

"Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?"

 

[CashforStash]

"Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?"

"Jesus H Christ", I knew this comment was gonna come sooner or later...:P

 

[Prison Mike]

so you found the joy of having a social life, I take it?

 

[Shemtov]

Use protection! we dont need another teenage father in the world!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

 

[StrainedEyes]

Alcohol makes everyone smell good and look attractive. Don't think too much of it.

 

[SuperFerret]

Use protection! we dont need another teenage father in the world!

"Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers!"

 

[Hush]

Im just going to watch this thread develop.

 

[Twin2]

Did you check your pant legs for blood stains?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

So, when they supposedly told you that you "Smelled ****ing awesome" was your response "Oh, you like that? It's burnt shark".

 

[The Chairman]

This thread is the worthy successor to Tangle Web's epic "Dry Hump At A Panic! At The Disco Concert" thread from '06.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Im just going to watch this thread develop.

Did you check your pant legs for blood stains?

 

[PWN3R]

Dude seriously. IMO You're up there with JAL, Ghostrider87, JPlaya2023, StarWarsAgent, and whatever that mega Christianity forcing every post dude was.

You're a legend.

 

[bunk]

Lol, I just came back from a party/dance right now and now for the first time in my life I wasd grinding girls, girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all, and its so weird that a nerd/JAWS fanatic like me with no social skills got all this tonight, it was soo awesome, one of the best parts was when a girl told me I "SMELL ****ING AWESOME"!!!D

I take it you didn't respond with a fun fact about sharks and how their olfactory senses allow for them to detect as little as one part per million of blood in seawater. That may not have played well.

 

[Exploding Boy]

This thread is the worthy successor to Tangle Web's epic "Dry Hump At A Panic! At The Disco Concert" thread from '06.

haha thats what I thought of when I saw this thread.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Dude seriously. IMO You're up there with JAL, Ghostrider87, JPlaya2023, StarWarsAgent, and whatever that mega Christianity forcing every post dude was.

You're a legend.

Legend? Pfft. Please.


Don't throw that word around. You're insulting us legitimate legends.

 

[SuBe]

Dude seriously. IMO You're up there with JAL, Ghostrider87, JPlaya2023, StarWarsAgent, and whatever that mega Christianity forcing every post dude was.

You're a legend.

Either Slim Dog, or Movies240 or something.

Cash, Congrats, you made your ancestors proud.

 

[SuperFerret]

Dude seriously. IMO You're up there with JAL, Ghostrider87, JPlaya2023, StarWarsAgent, and whatever that mega Christianity forcing every post dude was.

You're a legend.

"Hello back... young feller. How are ya? Say I hope you not going out with those nuts, are ya?"

 

[PWN3R]

Legend? Pfft. Please.


Don't throw that word around. You're insulting us legitimate legends.

Aunt Petunia is a whole 'nother level, man. You have your legends, gods, and then your mother f***ing old ones. Lovecraft was really writing about you.

 

[The Lizard]

.. girls came up to me and where grinding me and humping me and doing all these moves to me, and some started to make out with me and all..

Meh -- come back when you get a high-five.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Aunt Petunia is a whole 'nother level, man. You have your legends, gods, and then your mother f***ing old ones. Lovecraft was really writing about you.

When the **** goes down, you may live.

 

[The Chairman]

Legend? Pfft. Please.


Don't throw that word around. You're insulting us legitimate legends.

Indeed.

jag

(I miss him. )

 

[Drizzle]

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[SuperFerret]

Damn you all for not continually feeding me set ups for Jaws quotes.