The Legend of Zelda + Uwe Boll as Director= OH ****!!!

[Spidey Lover 10]

I've heard rumblings of a Zelda movie in the wings, and all i have 2 say is: KEEP UWE BOLL AWAY FROM THIS!!!!!! IT'LL B SO BAD THAT ZELDA FANS WILL FORM AN ANGRY MOB AND GO OUT AND KILL HIM!!!!!! Who here agrees with me?

ALSO, if anyone wishes to make a petition 2 kick Uwe Boll out of Hollywood permanently for us all 2 sign, please do so.

 

[DorkyFresh]

you've heard rumblings....




....link please. i tend not to believe news that sounds like bull***** unless proof or a link is provided, hehe.

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

you've heard rumblings....




....link please. i tend not to believe news that sounds like bull***** unless proof or a link is provided, hehe.

here's a link:

http://www.thehylia.com/news_11_16_05_2115.shtml

 

[Whiskey Tango]

There's no way Nintendo would let Boll anywhere near Zelda, or Metroid, for that matter.

Unless he drugs them or something.

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

lol THAT'S what i'm afraid of! he's so bad he doesn't even REALIZE it!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Boll, though he'll never get it, shouldn't get killed for doing Zelda, only beaten until he wished he were dead.

Now, Metal Gear Solid, on the other hand...

 

[DorkyFresh]

where in that link does it mention Uwe Boll?


you're getting all psycho over nothing. Nintendo's not that stupid...they know better than to give one of their characters to a complete hack.

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

Boll, though he'll never get it, shouldn't get killed for doing Zelda, only beaten until he wished he were dead.

Now, Metal Gear Solid, on the other hand...

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DON'T LET HIM DO MGS!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DorkyFresh]

Now, Metal Gear Solid, on the other hand...

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DON'T LET HIM DO MGS!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kojima put out a post a few months ago stating that Uwe Boll will NEVER direct a Metal Gear movie.



spider lover....relax would ya? most of the movie industry knows how bad of a director Uwe Boll is. he won't be touching any franchises that have movie potential. that's like expecting Jean Claude Van Damme to return as king of action movies. again...you're getting all riled up over nothing.

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

lmao oh yeah i REMEMBER hearing about that! oops. what if he trys 2 do it anyway though?

 

[DorkyFresh]

lmao oh yeah i REMEMBER hearing about that! oops. what if he trys 2 do it anyway though?

then he'll get shot down anyway. Uwe Boll stands a better chance of making a parody for "World Trade Center" than he does at directing a video game movie with actual movie potential (Zelda, Metal Gear, Halo, God of War).

 

[amazingfantasy15]

where in that link does it mention Uwe Boll?


you're getting all psycho over nothing. Nintendo's not that stupid...they know better than to give one of their characters to a complete hack.

I'm not sure who directed it and what his track record was, but Super Mario Bros. should prove that Nintendo doesn't care that much about how their franchises are seen on screen.

 

[DorkyFresh]

yeah but i wouldn't call Super Mario Brothers a franchise that has a great deal of potential on the silver screen...

 

[Untilteld]

agreed ^ super mario brothers was terrible. Zelda has such potentional, if they do it right it would make a great adaptation.

 

[Erzengel]

I think I remember a story about Boll saying that he was going to helm Halo to some website, and then the website coming back with word from the Studio, that he wasn't even considered or something like that, and he got upset and embarassed?

 

[Tempest19]

I will fcking kill Uwe Bowell if he begins to touch the classic games such as Zelda, Mario, Halo, etc. I swear to god. I hate that guy!!!

Maybe kill is to strong of a word, but I will definitely be FURIOUS.

If Prince of Persia can get a kick ass film- why the hell can't these other games?!

No, this has to be some kind of sick twisted joke.

 

[Silver Knight]

I would LOVE to see a Zelda movie!

LOVE!

 

[Figs]

It will be hard enough as it is to do The Legend of Zelda justice on the big screen. Getting Uwe Bowell to do it would instantly mean they failed even before they start filming.

 

[Bishop2]

I'd prefer they do any kind of Zelda movie as an animated/anime thing first.

 

[xwolverine2]

he is not rich enough to buy the rights... period.

 

[That-Guy]

Uwe Boll should never, EVER gain the rights to a Zelda movie, nor should that other video game movie hack, Paul Wang Sucker Anderson. By the way, I heard he was going to ruin Castlevania next. I hope that fell through.

Anyway, I'd love to see a Zelda movie but ONLY if a good writer and director get their hands on it. By the way, does anyone else think that James MacAvoy would make a great Link?

 

[Hunter Rider]

I'd love to see Boll do a Zelda movie just so i can read the threads about it.

 

[xwolverine2]

I'd love to see Boll do a Zelda movie just so i can read the threads about it.

most of the words posted wouldnt be readable

 

[DorkyFresh]

I'd love to see Boll do a Zelda movie just so i can read the threads about it.

would you really want the headaches?

 

[Silver Knight]

I'd prefer they do any kind of Zelda movie as an animated/anime thing first.

I would also love to see this too...