Message from Uwe Boll to the IMDB users! lol

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  1. Poeman Registered

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    Ok, so this guy apparently emailed Uwe Boll through his aol account. Apparently its really him. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.
    http://imdb.com/title/tt0460780/board/flat/94655200?p=1

     
  2. Rac Deadite

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    He. I've only seen Bloodrayne which was bad, but I'm actually looking forward to Postal. It looks good and I haven't heard yet a single bad review of it.
     
  3. Victor C. Guest

    So wait. Are we supposed to be sorry for Uwe Boll having no talent?
     
  4. PhotoJones Registered

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    Boll has a doctorate. I doubt that's really him, as the grammar is terrible.
     
  5. Victor C. Guest

    With that logic, he should be a better director too.
     
  6. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    But English is not his first language and he has only been active in the US for about 3 years...so he may not have the good of grammar. Still, I have my doubts. Afterall, he didn't try to box anyone. :cwink:
     
  7. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Beat their asses, Uwe!
     
  8. Symbiotic Registered

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    Don't encourage him!:cmad:
     
  9. lochneffmonster Registered

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    Awww. I liked Uwe Boll movies in a craptastic sort of way.
     
  10. PhotoJones Registered

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    I've heard the guy on the radio and his English is fine.
     
  11. Untilteld Registered

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    Ha ha, that's awesome. Uwe is a clutz
     
  12. dark_b Registered

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    hes english is good enough to udnerstand him.
    and just because someone talks good english doesnt mean he can also writte good.
     
  13. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I love Uwe movies. They are so horrible they are fun to watch if you're bored as hell and they're on TV. HOWEVER, his movies do NOT belong in the theater. They should be straight to DVD, or even Sci-Fi channel crap at best. With theater prices up to $10, I just can't see myself paying to see Uwe-fests in the theater ever again. I'll watch them on TV, or maybe a rental though. Long live Uwe!
     
  14. The Kid AMERICA FTW

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    LEAVE UWE BOLL ALONE!

    Really anyone who shows Kristana Loken's nipple being licked deserves some form of respect... fanboys these days... :whatever:
     
  15. ALP In The Mountains

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    No, Uwe Boll's grammar really is awful. He is a member of IGN and posts over there every now and then. His username is "Uwe-Boll" and he regularly addresses messages for him in the Boll film section. That's probably him too.
     
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    What a sore looser that guy is. He's angry at people for not liking his crap moves, well don't make crap movies, go be an accountant ... or maybe he'll be crap at that too. Hey, as long as you like your movies it's ok Uwe, don't be angry at people for not understanding you (lol) genius. No amount f *****ing, whining, moaning, or boxing is gonna make any of your movies any better, maybe you should go be a real director's personal assistant for a couple years and see how it's actually done.

    Uwe maybe should just realize what he's gifted at and just make his movies worse, let me tell you, my buds and I got stoned and drunk one night and watched Bloodrayne and let me tell you, we almost made it through the whole thing before we decided to put on a real movie (Die Hard).

    Uwe must be smoking some pretty good stuff to think that any of his movies are any good.

    Uwe Boll is the type of guy who could make lesbian porn suck if he directed it.
     
  17. DeaDheaD XBOXLIVEGT= DeaDheaDSL84

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    1968-Tunnel Rats could have been a classic :cmad:
     
  18. Sawyer High King

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    Uwe Boll is a turbo-*****e bag.
     
  19. Prison Mike Don't drop the soap!

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    who the hell is this guy? This is the first time I heard of him.
     
  20. Figs Registered

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    The less you know, the better.:cwink:
     
  21. Timstuff Registered

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    Uwe Boll tried to fight the internet and lost.
     
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    He also doesn't realize that people who have not even seen his films will now give all his films 1 star just because he's a whining moron.
     
  23. Apollo Registered

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    he should stop doing sci-fi movies and horror films.
     
  24. ChickenScratch Registered

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    Maybe if he gave his movies away free? Wait, that would just mean more people can goof on it.
     
  25. Drizzle Eh.

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    He should stop doing films all together.
     

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