The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Anubis]

it's not that. it's school and medical debts from when i was younger, a car note and the fact that my job has cut everyone's hours almost in half

You need some Lotto Tickets.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

i confess that i just discovered the awesomness of the broadway musical "bloody, bloody andrew jackson", anybody know if there's a broadway thread on the hype? i'd love to the see if there's any discussion about it.

 

[BillPardy]

I feel your affliction. Money is **** in this country due to it being in debt. The chances of getting a job is slim, so next year I'm moving to Australia for 6 months, then Canada.

Apparently the Irish have been coming to Canada in record numbers.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Apparently the Irish have been coming to Canada in record numbers.

Canada>Ireland

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess that I'm currently on an oatmeal kick. Now I've never been one to eat much oatmeal and I'm not pregnant, so I find these cravings quite peculiar.

 

[Ponyboy]

I must confess that I hate oatmeal, but I love the smell of it.

I must confess I've never had/drank a single cup of coffee.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I had Oatmeal a few hours ago with honey, delicious.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I ruthlessly trolled a 25-something year old autistic man-child that lives with his parents. If you see his vids on Youtube referring to Clyde Cash, that would be yours truly. So I guess there's two confessions for you father****ers.

For some reason I feel the need to always reply to Alligator's posts... but WTF???

 

[BillPardy]

When I worked at a ski resorts tube park, I would (occasionally) intentionally create hazardous situations so that mouthy kids would get injured.
This mostly entailed ignoring safety regulations and spinning kids faster then I should. I called it "Snow Hill Justice."

 

[Ponyboy]

The gooch is loose!

 

[E-Man]

I confess that I sang the prostitute song to my cousins the other day.

 

[AndThePickles]

i confess im swimming in debt and can't hardly keep afloat

I'm a lucky woman, because my dad is giving me a loan for a super expensive (and unexpected) car repair that I had to get done today, so I'll be in debt to him and not my credit card company. Still, I'm sorry that you're so stressed my dear, and I wish that I could help.

 

[Cosmic]

I confess to lying in the old confession thread when I claimed that I was a 14 year-old girl.

 

[enterthemadness]

I feel your affliction. Money is **** in this country due to it being in debt. The chances of getting a job is slim, so next year I'm moving to Australia for 6 months, then Canada.

For a sec, I thought you lived in United States. Is Ireland that bad? Good luck with your travels.

I confess...I had my first day of class...it's small...and gonna be lots of reading. Lots of it.

 

[Figs]

I confess that I don't give two ****s about this shooting incident with Gifford.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

For a sec, I thought you lived in United States. Is Ireland that bad? Good luck with your travels.

I confess...I had my first day of class...it's small...and gonna be lots of reading. Lots of it.

Or for the past few years?

Things are awful here. Everything is over priced.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

In 5th grade, we were playing dodgeball and when I got hit, I screamed "MOTHER******* PIECE OF ****!!!". I wasn't allowed to play for the rest of class.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I was 10, I put ''love potion'' I purchased at the joke shop into a students soup. Soon after, he got sick.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess that i just discovered the awesomness of the broadway musical "bloody, bloody andrew jackson", anybody know if there's a broadway thread on the hype? i'd love to the see if there's any discussion about it.

it's in the Books & Music forum

 

[Angry Monkey]

When I was 10, I put ''love potion'' I purchased at the joke shop into a students soup. Soon after, he got sick.

Heh heh heh



I have stolen from the church's tithe basket

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I have stolen from the church's tithe basket

lol, as a former altar boy i can tell you that most of that money goes on candles(and they have lightbulbs on the go at the same time anyway), hymn books(everyone who sings knows the words already), biscuits for the priest(he gets plenty of free ones anyway, when he visits all the old people who live on biscuits), and onions(to keep all the non-believers and homeless away from the parish house, garlic was deemed too 'secular', but onions were allowed), so don't worry about that too much, but i would go confess that to a priest, ideally from the parish you pinched from, just so you can get a laugh looking at his angry face thinking about when he missed dipping his biscuits in his tea that week. My guess is, as penance, you will be sent away with three Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers and 7 onions(to be eaten raw).

 

[ComicChick]

i confess i didn't go to work today

 

[Chris Wallace]

I can't believe my gf gave me a hard time about coming home to spend time with my family in addition to my grandfather's funeral. She seems more concerned about money than the fact that I'm in mourning, and she's been about as supportive as an A-cup bra on a pregnant Jill Scott. She acts like I'm gonna use this as an opportunity to cheat & quite frankly, her antics make me think that wouldn't be such a bad idea.

 

[E-Man]

I can't believe my gf gave me a hard time about coming home to spend time with my family in addition to my grandfather's funeral. She seems more concerned about money than the fact that I'm in mourning, and she's been about as supportive as an A-cup bra on a pregnant Jill Scott. She acts like I'm gonna use this as an opportunity to cheat & quite frankly, her antics make me think that wouldn't be such a bad idea.

And cheating on her would put the ball in her court. She's already a *****, but you don't need to give her actions justification.

 

[Chris Wallace]

You liked that metaphor, huh?
And I know it would only vindicate her. But that doesn't kill the temptation.